Jessica Biel is apparently still on vacation (which is Puerto Rico, I guess) and playing sports on the beach. She’s also wearing bikinis that highlight her best features.
Check out The Superficial’s post for more pictures.
Jessica Biel Still on Vacation, Playing Games
Monday Hotties
While people like the Marks in PFFL were celebrating the sex machine’s win, and this guy was crafting a message for Bill Simmons, and a Bengal got arrested – Jessica Biel decided to get in some sunbathing on a yacht somewhere. I don’t really care too much about the state of her suntan, but the photos from her stalker are nice…
Also, Eva Longoria posed with some chains.
If it was any other school, this wouldn’t be this fun!
Apparently, there was a “clerical error” that stripped a certain Notre Dame Chicago Cubs wide receiver baseball player of his second all-american award:
JEFF SAMARDIJZAG7H IS NOT AN ALL-AMERICAN – With Leather
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2007 Division Assignments and Draft Order
Yesterday’s postseason party featured a first-ever event as division assignments and draft order for next season were determined (typically, those drawings occur at the competition committee meeting).
Division Assignments are posted here
Some highlights:
- The East includes four teams who missed the 2006 playoffs and the #8 seeded DDT
- The Central includes The Hip and SIAP, the only two two-time champs in league history, and the 2006 champs, Winning Beer Money
- The West features all three division champions from 2006 – and five of five playoff teams
The Draft Order is posted here (and the First Round Pick Selection is live here).
- Double D earned the right to pick their first round spot first and may have celebrated this fact more than any team in PFFL history
- Per league bylaws, Hedfullalicker received the 14th spot in the first round selection order (but bucking recent trends, will pick early in rounds 3 and 7)
- Defending champs Winning Beer Money have the first pick in round 15, and therefore the final pick in round 16, and will be drafting the 2007 Mr Irrelevant
Some Links
Jackson State’s Flaming Twirler (from With Leather)
Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend is Stacked (from With Leather)
Things You Can Learn from College Girls (Part 1) (from Barstool Sports, found only because I followed the link in the Tebow post)
Nicole Richie Doesn’t Induce Vomiting, Brain Confused (from The Superficial – this is the first image above)
Cigarettes Must Be On Sale (from What Would Tyler Durden Do? – this is the second image)
TonyHomo.com says goodbye
I was a little dismayed today when I learned from the With Leather blog that TonyHomo.com was closing up shop.
I’ll miss the “insider” view of Really Drew Bledsoe, for example:
That reminds me. One final Homo story for the road:
As Homo sat by his locker, with this head in his hands shivering from sadness, tears rolling off of his elbows and onto his knees, I almost felt bad enough not to mess with him… But I couldn’t resist!
I walked up to him, put my hand on his shoulder and said “Hey Buddy. I know how you’re feeling. This is probably the low point in your life. You look around and you’re surrounded by a room full of people you’ve disappointed today. It’s tough to look any one of us in the eye and say “Thanks for practicing all year long and preparing, but it doesn’t matter because I couldn’t hold onto a football.” As an athlete there is nothing worse than letting your team down. It’s hard, I know. It’s really hard. But on the plus side I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko. Also — Did you get my letter? Because I think I forgot to STAMP IT!”
He moved his foot as I went to stomp on it, but I think I got him pretty good otherwise.
Well, I also learned that Really Drew Bledsoe was actually part of Straight Cash Homey – A Funny Sports Blog and they are welcoming Tony Homo fans:
If you liked TonyHomo.com, odds are you’ll like the jokes we post here — or at least, we hope you do. Take a look around, we blog a lot, and we like sports as much as you do. We hope that with TonyHomo.com now over, you’ll get your sports comedy fix at StraightCashHomey.net.
I’ll have to start watching this one to see if the funniness continues…
[Update] I read the StraightCashHomey stuff for a few days. It wasn’t really all that funny. These guys are better when they do the more elaborate jokes.
Why there is no PFSL
I mean, how could we possibly calculate scores for missed girly puches?
The funnier With Leather post where I saw this
Jessica Alba Plays Football, Wears Bikini, Makes Men Happy
Jessica Alba was busy this week. She sported a number of different bikinis while spending her time on a beach in some sunny location that was likely not Lake Michigan. Personally, I don’t think she has a very good throwing motion, so her chances of making an NFL team are not good. I sure hope she has a backup plan.
Links:
WWTD – This Guy Really Likes Jessica Alba
The Superficial – Jessica Ala’s butt looks terrible in a bikini
The Superficial – Jessica Alba plays football in her bikini
And now, a buttload of pictures:
Now, this is Bear spirit
Bear fans get a lot of heat for being pretty fair weather. Well, either this guy is bucking that trend, or he’s going to have some expensive tattoo removal bills in a year or two when the Bears are missing the playoffs again.
Read the full article (and see the full-size pictures) at WithLeather
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