In week 7 action:
- Double D won a fourth straight game, defeating Kramerica, to improve to 6-1. DD is 6-1 all-time against Kramerica.
- SaaBB prevailed over Winning Beer Money in a high-scoring affair, settling both division leaders’ records at 5-2. WBM still leads the career matchup, 5-4-1.
- CSPJ picked up their second win of the season over hapless The Hip. CSPJ now leads this all-time matchup 3-2.
- Hedfullalicker extended their season-best win streak to two games by handing Camel Toe a 6th straight defeat. Hed leads the all-time series, 2-1.
- Don’t look now, by TKD has won three straight. A win this week over DDT has both clubs at identical 3-4 marks. DDT still leads the career matchup, 6-3.
- The Jedi Masters won their fifth straight to improve to 6-1, handing Turd Ferguson a fifth consecutive loss. Turd still leads the career series, 5-3.
- SIAP improved to 5-2 with their second straight win, handing Post Mortem a second consecutive loss in the process. SIAP leads what has been a back-and-forth career series, 7-6.
Records and Milestones
- WBM’s 118.86 points this week is the 6th most ever in a losing effort. Interestingly, three of the top 10 marks in this category have occurred this season.
- Camel Toe’s current 6-game losing streak is tied for 4th longest single-season losing streak in PFFL history.
- Tom Brady’s 44.7 point day was the 10th highest point total for a starter in the PFFL player stat era.
- The Seattle Seahawk’s 32.42 point day is the 6th most ever by a defense on someone’s roster in the player stat era. Unfortunately, the effort was wasted on Hedfullalicker’s bench.
- SaaBB’s kicker, Rob Bironas had the best day ever by a kicker on a team’s roster, with 29.5 points. Hedfullalicker’s Josh Brown notched the 9th best kicker performance ever with 20.4 points this week.
SaaBB’s high point week earns them immunity for week 8. Meanwhile, time is up for DDT, eliminated after a 73.58 point week. We are now down to the final 7, four of whom scored over 100 points this week.
- SaaBB (5-2) appears to be in control in the East, as they are the only team in the division with a winning record, and have a win over each of their division foes.
- In the Central, SIAP has moved into a tie with Winning Beer Money at 5-2. WBM owns the tiebreaker on a head-to-head win, but this looks to be a two-horse race in the second half of the season. Turd and The Hip are each 1-6 and will need a miracle to challenge for the division.
- After Post Mortem’s second straight loss, The Jedi Masters and Double D have ascended to the top of the West, PFFL’s most competitive division. At 6-1, DD and TJM share a one-game advantage over Post, and a three-game lead over surging Hedfullalicker and TKD.
- Six teams have only 1 or 2 losses and are currently resting comfortably in the driver’s seat as far as postseason chances go.
- After that, there are four 3-4 teams – two of which would currently make the playoffs.
- At 1-6, Camel Toe, The Hip and Turd Ferguson are only 2 games out of a playoff spot right now.
- SaaBB has the easiest remaining schedule, playing opponents who are a combined 14-35.
- TKD and Hedfullalicker, by virtue of playing in the league’s toughest division, have the toughest remaining strength of schedule. Their opponents are a combined 32-17.
This week’s recap babe is Gemma Atkinson. These pictures are from her 2008 calendar. I’m pretty sure she can float.
