PFFL Blog

Boy, I have to apologize. All Many Some A couple None of you have been complaining about the lack of blog updates since the start of the PFFL season. So, it’s about time I jump back in to fill the void in your fantasy football lives with PFFL history talk and hot pictures.

Week 1 Highlights

• After getting swept in two meetings (one regular season, one postseason) last year, CSPJ beat Double D.
• Turd Ferguson now has a 6-3 all-time lead over DDT. DDT has not defeated Turd since 2006.
• Hedfullalicker beat The Hip for the fourth straight time to even their career matchup at 9 wins each.
• Camel Toe beat The Jedi Masters for the 2nd time in three games. Despite their recent woes, the Jedis still own a 4-2 lead in this series.
• Tappa Kegga Day and Kramerica met for the first time since 2008, with TKD doing the same thing they did twice that year: winning. Kramerica hasn’t beaten TKD in the regular season since their first meeting, 2002, week 3.
• Post Mortem defeated Winning Beer Money for only the fourth time in 11 tries, and the first time since 2007.
• SIAP inched past SaaBB by less than a point, avenging their blowout loss in last year’s championship game.

Week 1 Records/Milestones

• Turd Ferguson’s 129.93 points is the 6th most ever in opening week
• TKD’s 47.28 point win over Kramerica is the biggest blowout in week 1 since 2007
• SIAP’s 0.68 point win over SaaBB is the closest victory ever in week 1 (there was a tie, back in 2003)
• Arian Foster’s 44.8 points is the most by a player in week 1 during the PFFL player stats era
• The Hip joined Hedfullalicker as the only two teams in PFFL history to have 50 division losses

PFFL Survivor – Week 1

Kramerica’s 44.77 points in week 1 earns them the honor of being the first team booted from the 2010 edition of PFFL Survivor.

Meanwhile, Turd Ferguson grabbed high points for the week and the week 2 immunity that goes with it.

Week 2 Highlights

• After suffering a season sweep at the hands of CSPJ last year, The Hip took game 1 of their series in 2010.
• Double D defeated Winning Beer Money for the third straight time, and 7th time in 9 meetings.
• In week 13 last year, DDT beat Post Mortem by 4.47 points. Post returned the favor this week with a 2.97 point victory, extending their all-time lead in the series to 7-4.
• Hedfullalicker last lost to Kramerica in 2005, and wasted no time improving their career mark over KI to 6-2.
• SaaBB continues to dominate Camel Toe, improving to 5-0.
• The Jedi Masters took home the weekly high points award with a blowout win over Turd Ferguson. A season sweep by TJM in division play later this season would knot this series up at 5 wins each.
• In the 18th game in this storied rivalry, Tappa Kegga Day notched a 10-point victory over SIAP. The all-time matchup is all even, with each team holding 9 wins.

Week 2 Records/Milestones

• The Jedi Masters became only the fifth team in PFFL history to win 100 overall games (regular and post- season). It took them 184 games to reach the milestone, tied with Tappa Kegga Day for third fastest.
• SaaBB won their 50th division game all-time, and is the sixth team to achieve this milestone
• CSPJ recorded their 25th division loss, and is now tied with Double D as the sixth fastest teams to the mark (taking 52 games to lose 25)
• They didn’t need the points to win this week, but Hedfullalicker had to be squirming when they saw Jahvid Best rack up 44.2 points, while sitting on their bench. In the PFFL player stat era, this is second only to DDT’s benching of the Seahawk defense’s 46-point performance in week 13 of the 2005 season.

PFFL Survivor – Week 2

Turd Ferguson’s immunity was almost required this week, as they scored the second fewest points among the remaining teams. As it turned out, however, Camel Toe’s 68.74 points earned them the boot.

Meanwhile, The Jedi Masters secured their 13th all-time high scoring week and hold immunity for week 3.

Looking Ahead to Week 3

• SIAP will try once again to become only the second team in PFFL history to win 100 regular season games
• Winning Beer Money will close in further on 15,000 career regular season points. In fact, a 155 point performance would get them there in spectacular fashion.
• Turd Ferguson doesn’t want to hit this milestone, but a loss this week to Winning Beer Money would give Turd 50 division losses.
• The Jedi Masters will try to end a 2-game losing streak against CSPJ
• The Hip looks to extend their 2-game win streak over Double D
• The 14th all-time meeting between DDT and Tappa Kegga Day will be the earliest they’ve ever met in a season
• Hedfullalicker will try to beat SIAP for the first time since 2001
• Someone is going to take the lead in the series between Camel Toe and Post Mortem, currently stuck at two wins a piece.
• Kramerica and SaaBB meet for the 13th time in a series that SaaBB leads 7-5
• Winning Beer Money looks for their first win of the season against Turd Ferguson, a foe they have dominated to the tune of a 12-2 all-time advantage

PFFL Babe of the Week

Would you let Ines Sainz come into your locker room?

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PFFL Video of the Week

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