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Per usual, brilliant stuff from Big Daddy Drew over at the Kissing Suzy Kolber blog!
Deadspin: The MJD Smorgasbord (Week 4)
Roll, Daunte, Roll (The MJD Smorgasbord on Deadspin)
This feature shows up on Deadspin every Monday and is fantastic.
Some highlights from this week:
So the Rams are taking the field today with a quarterback with broken ribs and a white starting running back. I don’t think the Elias sporting bureau has official stats on such things, but I’m willing to bet that the all-time record of teams with white running backs and QBs with broken ribs is well below .500.
And Brett Favre is your all-time TD leader, connecting with Greg Jennings (subbing in for his brother Brandon this week) in the 1st quarter. In celebration, Favre picks Jennings up over his shoulders. If Favre ever tries this on one of those tackle-eligible TD passes, he’s going to end his career.
And my CEO’s favorite:
While we’re back on the subject of Santonio … Dan Dierdorf just called him “San Antonio” Holmes. Somewhere at home, Santonio’s mom is watching and thinking to herself, “HA! I finally got someone. Now go do your homework, Langeles and Nork.”
Mr Vick Meets the Commissioner
Yeah, the meeting probably did go a little something like this, don’t you think?
Kissing Suzy Kolber: The Offseason Adventures of Michael Vick! Episode 4: Meeting With The Commish
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Top 10 Stupidest Britney Spears Moments
And to think she used to be the PFFL mascot (a moment that did not make this top 10 list):
Top 10 Stupidest Britney Spears Moments
For those of you that like bald chicks (or stalker-ish Britney getting a tattoo photos), check out
What Would Tyler Durden Do
Snickers Kissing Dudes Ad – Colt Player Reactions
So, remember during that one Super Bowl ad break when those mechanics shared a Snickers bar, snapping it in half mid-kiss? Well, before the Super Bowl, Snickers apparently showed the ad to a couple of players to get their reactions. Here is a video of two Colts (Marvin Harrison and someone else — maybe Cato June?):
You’re not going to be seeing this ad on TV anymore though. Deadspin’s on the case.
Jessica Biel Still on Vacation, Playing Games
Jessica Biel is apparently still on vacation (which is Puerto Rico, I guess) and playing sports on the beach. She’s also wearing bikinis that highlight her best features.
Check out The Superficial’s post for more pictures.
Monday Hotties
While people like the Marks in PFFL were celebrating the sex machine’s win, and this guy was crafting a message for Bill Simmons, and a Bengal got arrested – Jessica Biel decided to get in some sunbathing on a yacht somewhere. I don’t really care too much about the state of her suntan, but the photos from her stalker are nice…
Also, Eva Longoria posed with some chains.
If it was any other school, this wouldn’t be this fun!
Apparently, there was a “clerical error” that stripped a certain Notre Dame Chicago Cubs wide receiver baseball player of his second all-american award:
JEFF SAMARDIJZAG7H IS NOT AN ALL-AMERICAN – With Leather
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Some Links
Jackson State’s Flaming Twirler (from With Leather)
Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend is Stacked (from With Leather)
Things You Can Learn from College Girls (Part 1) (from Barstool Sports, found only because I followed the link in the Tebow post)
Nicole Richie Doesn’t Induce Vomiting, Brain Confused (from The Superficial – this is the first image above)
Cigarettes Must Be On Sale (from What Would Tyler Durden Do? – this is the second image)
TonyHomo.com says goodbye
I was a little dismayed today when I learned from the With Leather blog that TonyHomo.com was closing up shop.
I’ll miss the “insider” view of Really Drew Bledsoe, for example:
That reminds me. One final Homo story for the road:
As Homo sat by his locker, with this head in his hands shivering from sadness, tears rolling off of his elbows and onto his knees, I almost felt bad enough not to mess with him… But I couldn’t resist!
I walked up to him, put my hand on his shoulder and said “Hey Buddy. I know how you’re feeling. This is probably the low point in your life. You look around and you’re surrounded by a room full of people you’ve disappointed today. It’s tough to look any one of us in the eye and say “Thanks for practicing all year long and preparing, but it doesn’t matter because I couldn’t hold onto a football.” As an athlete there is nothing worse than letting your team down. It’s hard, I know. It’s really hard. But on the plus side I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko. Also — Did you get my letter? Because I think I forgot to STAMP IT!”
He moved his foot as I went to stomp on it, but I think I got him pretty good otherwise.
Well, I also learned that Really Drew Bledsoe was actually part of Straight Cash Homey – A Funny Sports Blog and they are welcoming Tony Homo fans:
If you liked TonyHomo.com, odds are you’ll like the jokes we post here — or at least, we hope you do. Take a look around, we blog a lot, and we like sports as much as you do. We hope that with TonyHomo.com now over, you’ll get your sports comedy fix at StraightCashHomey.net.
I’ll have to start watching this one to see if the funniness continues…
[Update] I read the StraightCashHomey stuff for a few days. It wasn’t really all that funny. These guys are better when they do the more elaborate jokes.
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