In week 14 (and regular season-concluding) action:
- Kramerica Industries defeated The Hip for the third consecutive time, and now holds a 3-1 series lead.
- SaaBB lost their fourth straight game, falling to Hedfullalicker in a close one. The win continues Hed’s dominance of SaaBB, to the tune of 9-3 all-time.
- Tappa Kegga Day exploded for almost 137 points, handing CSPJ a third straight defeat. Since CSPJ beat TKD in their first meeting back in 2003, TKD has won 7 straight.
- In their first-ever meeting, Camel Toe beat Post Mortem by 16. It was CT’s third straight victory, while Post lost a second consecutive game.
- DDT pounded SIAP by 45 points for their first victory over the ‘pissers since 2005. DDT does lead the career matchup, 5-3.
- Double D wrapped up their season with a 49-point thumping of Turd Ferguson in the most meaningless game of the week. This was only DD’s second win ever against Turd, and the first since week 11 of the 2004 season. Turd leads the series, 6-2.
- In a close matchup that came down to a failed fade pass to Marques Colston, The Jedi Masters held off Winning Beer Money, 116.54 – 114.71. This was TJM’s fourth straight win over WBM and extends their all-time lead to 7-2.
Records (End-of-Season edition)
Single Season Records
- The Jedi Masters are the first team in PFFL history to win 13 regular season games.
- Double D is the eighth team to win 11 — tied for 4th most in a single season.
- Turd Ferguson is the first team to lose 12 games, second only to WNFL’s 13-loss 2004 season.
- The Jedi Masters’ 1551.91 season point total is the most ever, sneaking by Double D’s ’05 record by 3.5.
- Double D’s 1425.28 points is the eighth most in a regular season.
- The Jedi Masters are the 7th team to finish the season with a 7-1 division record, tied for fourth behind the three teams who have put up perfect division marks.
- TKD and The Jedi Masters both finished the season a perfect 6-0 in non-division action — they are tied with only two other teams in accomplishing this feat.
- TJM’s 12-game win streak is the longest in PFFL history (and will carry forward should they win their 2008 opener)
- SaaBB and Turd Ferguson’s 4-game loss streaks to end the season are tied for the 7th longest season-ending futility runs in PFFL history.
- Turd Ferguson had 1430.48 points scored against them this season — that’s the third most given up ever. (SIAP leads the way with 1490.33 in 2005, followed by TKD with 1445 in 2002)
- TKD and Turd Ferguson won only 1 division game each. TKD’s 0.125 division win percentage is tied for second worst ever, while Turd’s 0.167 div win pct is tied for 8th worst. Only WNFL (in 2004) has ever gone an entire season without beating a division foe.
- Turd Ferguson went 1-7 in non-division games, the fourth team to equal that mark. CSPJ went 0-6 outside their division last year, while TKD went 0-5-1 in 2000.
Season Player Records
- Tom Brady’s 410.15 points are the most ever by a single player over the course of a regular season in the player stats era (2004-present), edging Ladainian Tomlinson’s 395.6 2006 season.
- Tony Romo’s 334.3 is 5th on that list.
- Ladainian Tomlinson feels like he’s had a disappointing season, right? Well, it’s still the 6th best season for a RB since 2004. Brian Westbrook is in 8th on that same list.
- Antonio Gates has put in the three best single season TE performances in PFFL since 2004. 2007 was his third best. By the way, his 2006 campaign is 9th on the list, giving him a year in the top 9 for each of his 4 seasons.
- Randy Moss’ 264.4 points is far-and-away the most by a WR in the last four years. TO is second with 229.5.
Career Records
- Regular Season Wins: Post Mortem with 86
- Regular Season Losses: The Hip with 79
- Regular Season Win Pct: Double D at 0.629 (44-26)
- Regular Season Points Scored: Post Mortem with 14105.24
- Regular Season Points Per Game: DDT with 91.7 in 98 games, barely sneaking by Post Mortem’s 91.6 in 154 games
- Win Pct in Division Games: The Jedi Masters at .592 (45-31)
- Division Wins: SIAP with 48
- Division Losses: Hedfullalicker with 42
- High Point Weeks: Post Mortem at 18.5
The final score is actually fairly close at 221.87 – 192.45, but The Jedi Masters season of dominance now includes a victory in Survivor as well. Congratulations to SaaBB for putting up a solid fight despite two game losses during the finals. $100 more to the Jedis, $40 to SaaBB
The finances as of the end of the season are up-to-date. The Jedis are already +$260, including the aforementioned Survivor victory and a Season High Point reward. Turd Ferguson will make a little extra cash as the recipient of the hard-luck most-points-scored-against award. Their prize will be the interest earned in the PFFL bank account as of 12/31/07.
- Camel Toe, the league’s newest team, has now played every other PFFL franchise. They are 4-0 against Kramerica and 1-0 against Post Mortem. They are a combined 0-6 against Double D, SaaBB, TKD and The Jedi Masters.
- CSPJ made the playoffs in their first three PFFL seasons. They have gone a combined 8-20 and missed the playoffs over the last two seasons.
- Double D is in the postseason for the third time in their four-year PFFL career. This is the second straight season that they enter as a wild card team.
- DDT broke a three-year postseason-making streak, but has still qualified for the playoffs in five of their seven PFFL seasons.
- Hedfullalicker made the playoffs every year from 1997-2000. Since then, however, they have been alternating making/missing the postseason in odd/even years, respectively. This is the third consecutive odd-yeared season in which Hedfullalicker has finished 6-8.
- Kramerica Industries won their first ever division title. In addition, they are making only their second trip to the playoffs in their six year PFFL lifetime.
- Post Mortem has qualified for postseason play in 8 of 11 seasons (and 7 of the last 8). They were also the 5 seed in 2000 and lost in the semi-finals.
- SaaBB is in the playoffs for the 8th time in 11 years, but the first time since 2004. This is the fifth time that they have been seeded 7th. In bad news for SIAP, SaaBB is 3-1 in first round games as the 7 seed (and 7-1 in first round games overall).
- SIAP is back in the playoffs for the first time since 2004, and is in for the 7th time in 11 seasons. This year marks their third-ever division title. They were also seeded 2nd in 2004 and won the championship.
- Tappa Kegga Day made it to the playoffs in their first three PFFL seasons, then took a five year break from week 15 action. They have now made it to the postseason for three straight years.
- The Hip have qualified for postseason action in 7 of 11 years, but have missed the playoffs for two consecutive seasons. They haven’t won a playoff game since their championship win in 2003.
- The Jedi Masters are having a nice run — this is their fourth straight playoff-making season (and 3rd division title in 4 years). They were also the #1 seed in 2004 and lost in the championship to SIAP. The Jedis have never lost a first round playoff game as a division champ.
- Turd Ferguson is out of the playoffs for the first time since 2004. They have been a different seed in each of their 6 postseason-making seasons, but have never been seeded 2nd or 3rd.
- Winning Beer Money was also an 8 seed as a 7-7 team in 2000. They lost in the first round that season, but can still be proud of making the postseason in 6 of 10 seasons.
Playoff Round 1 Preview
(1) The Jedi Masters (13-1) vs (8) Winning Beer Money (7-7)
- These two are very familiar with each other, having just played in week 14
- This is their first-ever postseason meeting
- The Jedi Masters lead the all-time (100% regular season) series, 7-2
- The Jedis are 5-6 in the postseason all-time, with one 2nd place finish
- Winning Beer Money is 3-4 in the playoffs and is the defending PFFL champion
(2) SIAP (9-5) vs (7) SaaBB (7-7)
- Both teams are coming off of losses in week 14
- SIAP and SaaBB have met once before in the playoffs, with SIAP beating SaaBB 134-94 in the 2000 championship game
- The overall series is tied at 6 wins a piece
- Back in week 6, SIAP beat SaaBB 132.46 – 82.1
- SaaBB is 7-7 in postseason play and 6-1 in the first round
- SIAP is a remarkable 10-4 in the playoffs with 2 wins in their 3 league championship appearances
(3) Kramerica Industries (7-7) vs (6) Tappa Kegga Day (7-7)
- TKD leads the regular season series 2-1
- These two teams haven’t met since week 1 of the 2005 season
- This is only Kramerica’s 2nd playoff appearance and they are seeking their first postseason win
- TKD is 8-4 in postseason action, with one title win in 3 championship game appearances
- TKD is 4-1 in first round games
(4) Double D (11-3) vs (5) Post Mortem (7-7)
- This is the only first round playoff matchup featuring two teams from the same division
- Double D swept the regular season series and has defeated Post five straight times dating back to 2005.
- Included in DD’s overall 8-1 series dominance is a semi-final win over Post Mortem in 2005
- Double D is 5-2 in postseason play with two championship game appearances and a trophy-winning 2005 performance to their credit.
- Post Mortem is only 4-7 in the playoffs and has reached the championship game only once (2001). PM hasn’t won a playoff game since that 2001 season.
Emily Scott wishes you all playoff success!
