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2008 Week 14 Recap & Lots of Records Info [Jessica Alba]

Posted on December 9, 2008 by Post Mortem

After trying to wrap my head around a bunch of total points tiebreakers last week, y’all did me a favor. The teams with the easiest path to the playoffs won, and the tiebreakers all worked out pretty simply. Congratulations to the 8 teams who were able to finish the season with 7 or more wins to move into the postseason. Congratulations also to our 2008 High Point, High Point Against and Survivor winners.

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Week 14 Highlights

DDT prevented Kramerica from winning the East division, ending a three-game losing streak to KI and earning a season split of their divisional series. DDT leads the career matchup, 5-4.
SIAP earned the split in the season series with TKD, a win which also moved them into the playoffs, ended a three-game losing streak to the Keggers and gives them a one-game lead in the all-time series, 8-7.
For the second straight year, Camel Toe beat Post Mortem to end the regular season. Of course, this win is only by 0.51 point, and we’ve seen how that can come back to haunt Camel before. CT leads this series, 2-1.
Hedfullalicker ended The Hip’s postseason hopes by earning a season sweep and cutting into The Hip’s overall series lead, which now stands at 9-7.
Turd Ferguson erased any possibility of getting locked out of the postseason with a win over Double D. Turd has won 5 of the last 6 meetings with DD and leads all-time, 7-2.
The Jedi Masters earned high points for the week, but didn’t get the SIAP loss they needed to make the playoffs. Their season sweep earning win over CSPJ does give them a 4-2 all-time matchup lead, however. So, there’s that.
SaaBB beat Winning Beer Money to earn a season sweep and an 11-3 record on the year. This is their 3rd straight win over WBM and moves SaaBB into a 6-5-1 series advantage.

PFFL Survivor

CSPJ recovered from their pitiful week 13 performance to put up over 100 points this week. It wasn’t enough to catch SaaBB, however, as the Bowling Ballers win Survivor 2008, 187.51 – 155.69.

SaaBB gets $100 for the win, while CSPJ gets $40 for making it this far.

View the final Survivor Standings

Postseason Qualifiers

1. West Division Champ: Post Mortem — earns the #1 seed based on a head-to-head win over SaaBB

2. Central Division Champ: Sharp as a Bowling Ball

3. East Division Champ: Tappa Kegga Day — wins a three-way tiebreak with DDT and Kramerica due to a 3-1 head-to-head record within this group (DDT was 2-2, KI was 1-3)

Wild Cards:

4. Hedfullalicker — at 9-5, the third best record in the league

5. Turd Ferguson — DDT is the higher ranked team in the East due to a better division record than Kramerica, so this came down to Turd vs DDT. The two did not play each other this season, so the next criteria was total points, which Turd wins by just under 7.

6. Duany Duany Tanning — beating Kramerica based on better division record

7. Kramerica Industries — best remaining record

8. SIAP — at 7-7, the best remaining record

Single Game Record Watch

For the second time this season, Camel Toe was involved in a game that makes the list of top 10 closest games in PFFL history. Last time, it started out as the closest, then flipped to 4th closest after a stat change gave DD the win. This week, Camel beat Post Mortem by .51 points (pending another change) in the 7th closest game ever.

Season Record Watch

Post Mortem and SaaBB join 8 other teams in a tie for 4th best regular season record with 11 wins.
Camel Toe’s 11 losses ranks them with 10 other teams in 3rd on the most losses in a season list.
The Jedi Masters’ season point total of 1438.61 is the 8th best season total in league history. This is the second consecutive season that has seen the Jedis score the most points in the league.
Camel Toe’s 950.28 point total is the 9th lowest all-time and the fewest points scored in a season since Hedfullalicker’s 938 in 2001.
As mentioned last week, Post Mortem and SIAP both finished the year with 5-1 non-division records, tied with a slew of other teams for 7th best non-division performance.
The Jedi Masters’ 3rd high point week of the season ties them for 10th most HP weeks in a season with 6 other teams. It is also the most HP weeks by one team in a season since TKD had 4 in 2006.
Hedfullalicker and SaaBB both closed the regular season with 4-game win streaks. That is tied for 8th most wins to end a season with 5 other franchises.

Career Performance Record Watch

Post Mortem ended the season with 97 career regular season wins, 7 ahead of SIAP, who sits in 2nd with 90.
The Hip has 87 career regular season losses, also 7 ahead of their nearest competitor, SaaBB, who has 80.
Post Mortem gained ground this year on High Life’s 2-season career winning pct mark of .589. At .580, this difficult-to-beat record is becoming a possibility.
Post Mortem leads the all-time regular season scoring list with 15,446.22 career points. The Hip remains in second place with 14,911.16 but is being pressured by Hedfullalicker’s 14,861.29.
Post Mortem also has a 1-point lead in the regular season Points Per Game category, with 91.9, one better than DDT’s 90.9 and The Jedi Masters’ 90.7 per game averages.
The Jedi Masters have a .585 winning percentage in division games, slightly better than DDT’s .581
Post Mortem and SIAP are the only teams in PFFL history to have recorded 50 division wins
Hedfullalicker has lost the most division games, with 45.
Despite recording none this year, Post Mortem still has the most high point weeks in PFFL history, with 18.5

Postseason Record Watch

Post Mortem and SaaBB are each making their league-leading 9th playoff appearance
Hedfullalicker and SIAP are next in line, making their 8th visit to the postseason, while TKD and Turd are in for the 7th time and DDT makes it for the 6th.
In terms of frequency, other than the two teams that made the playoffs in the only season in the league, DDT (6/8), Post Mortem (9/12) and SaaBB (9/12) have the best appearance frequency at 75%.
Tappa Kegga Day won their 4th division title, good for second most in league history to TJM’s 5. For Post Mortem and SaaBB, it was their 3rd division crown each.
Hedfullalicker and Turd are tied for the league lead in wild card appearances with 6.
Post Mortem and TKD are in the postseason for the fourth consecutive season, the longest active streaks in the league.

Milestone Watch

A recap of Milestones reached in 2008:

DDT scored their 10,000th regular season point in week 13, tying Post Mortem as the fastest teams to that mark
Post Mortem scored its 15,000th regular season point in week 9, after 163 regular season matchups.
In week 2, DDT scored their 10,000th point overall (including regular season and playoffs), the fastest team ever to this mark.
DDT recorded their 5,000th division point in week 1
DDT achieved their 50th win overall (regular + post- season) in week 3, fastest to this mark.
Two teams recorded their 100th win overall (regular + post-season). Post Mortem did it in week 9, and SIAP hit this milestone in week 14.
Post Mortem and SIAP also became the first teams to record 50 division wins, in weeks 11 and 14, respectively.
CSPJ’s week 14 loss was their 50th overall PFFL loss (regular + post-season), making them the second fastest team to this milestone, behind Kramerica. In comparison, DDT hit this mark in week 5, after 112 games — 25 more than CSPJ took.
In week 8, DDT suffered its 25th division loss, taking the second longest time to hit the mark.
TKD’s 95-point victory over DDT in week 12 is only the 5th 90+ point win in PFFL history

Individual Team Record Watch

Camel Toe’s 3-11 record continues a trend where they lose 2 more games with each new year (7 losses in 2006, 9 in 2007, 11 in ’08). I’m really not sure what’s going to happen in 2010.
CSPJ finished below .500 for the third straight year, and has now won 12 games in the last three seasons, combined.
Double D finished with the worst season record in franchise history, ending a streak of three consecutive postseason-making years.
DDT has finished 8-6 for the third time in the last three even numbered years.
Since 2000, Hedfullalicker is 5-for-5 in postseason qualifying in even years, but 0-4 in odd years. This season was the most points scored in Hedfullalicker franchise history, as well as the most points allowed.
For Kramerica, history shows that scoring more than 1200 points in a season gets them into the playoffs. Anything less? Toilet Bowl time.
Post Mortem has made the playoffs four straight years, and 8 of the last 9. This club has never finished the season with fewer than 6 wins. This year’s 1340 points is the third highest point total in franchise history, and the division title this season is the third in team history, all in the West.
SaaBB’s 11-3 record is the best in team history, as is their 1378.92 point total. This is the team’s 3rd division title (2nd in the Central with a West crown thrown in for good measure), and the 2nd seed matches their best ever playoff seeding.
This is SIAP’s first ever 8-seed in the postseason. The 7-7 record this year is very similar to 2002′s team performance. Points Scored: 1269.57 (2008) – 1258 (2002), Points Against: 1286.14 (2008) – 1295 (2002). The lone difference? In 2002, that record wasn’t good enough to make the playoffs.
TKD now has a .500 or better record in four straight seasons, and their 3rd East Divison title (plus one in the Central). This is the second time that TKD is seeded 3rd in the playoffs. They reached the championship game and lost last time, in 2005.
The Hip has not finished with at or above .500 since 2005, and that has continued a playoff drought for one of the most successful franchises in PFFL’s first decade.
The Jedi Masters miss out on postseason action after advancing in the last four seasons. On the bright side, this season was the 2nd highest scoring in club history.
Turd Ferguson rebounded from a brutal 2007 to return to the playoffs with an identical-to-2006 seed of 5. This is the 5th winning season in Turd’s 11-year franchise history.
Winning Beer Money struggled to the worst record in franchise history, including their 2nd lowest point output ever (second only to the 5-8-1 WBM team of 2001).

Season High Points

Congratulations to The Jedi Masters who locked up the highest point total in the league.

The Jedi Masters – 1438.61
Hedfullalicker – 1397.72
SaaBB – 1378.92
Post Mortem – 1340.98

Season High Points Against

Thanks to The Hip’s DeAngelo Williams, Hedfullalicker claimed the hard luck title with the most points scored against. Of course, it’s not really hard luck when you make the playoffs as the top wild card.

Hedfullalicker – 1357.14
The Jedi Masters – 1332.48
CSPJ – 1325.68

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Jessica Alba, post-pregnancy, in a photoshoot for Campari, which I had never heard of before. According to Wikipedia, Campari is an alcoholic (alcohol 20.5%, 21%, 25% and even 28% depending on which country it is purchased) aperitif obtained from the infusion of sixty ingredients, combined and macerated in a blend of distilled water and alcohol. Campari is a type of bitters.

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2008 Week 13 Recap [Jennifer Hawkins]

Posted on December 2, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Five teams have now locked up playoff spots, and four are definitely out. That leaves three playoff spots still in play for 5 teams. On top of that, just about every tiebreak scenario in week 14 could come down to total points, which should make the end of the regular season pretty interesting.

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Week 13 Highlights

DDT now leads SIAP 7-3 all-time after completing the season division sweep.
Double D owns a 7-2 advantage over Kramerica after splitting their season series.
SaaBB locked up the #2 seed in the playoffs with a win over TKD, extending their series lead to 9-5.
Hedfullalicker handed Post Mortem its first division loss of the season, earning a season split in their matchup and eating into PM’s overall matchup lead of 12-6.
The Hip earned a season split of its division series with Turd Ferguson but still trails the all-time matchup 8-5.
The Jedi Masters continued their dominance over Camel Toe, winning their third meeting in three tries. In those three games, they have outscored CT, 385.31-200.06.
WBM beat CSPJ in a squeaker, securing a season series split, and extending their career series lead to 5-2-1, but knocking both teams out of the playoffs.

PFFL Survivor

Sharp as a Bowling Ball took a huge lead in the Survivor finale. They now lead CSPJ, 103.25 – 51.35.

View the current Survivor Standings

Postseason Races

East:This division race has become much simpler. If Tappa Kegga Day wins in week 14, the division is theirs. If TKD loses, and Kramerica wins, then Kramerica wins the division in the last week of the season for the second straight year. If TKD loses and Kramerica loses to DDT, the division crown still belongs to TKD based on a tiebreaker advantage over KI and DDT in that three-way scenario.

Central: Sharp as a Bowling Ball has won the division

West: Post Mortem has won the division

Wild Card: Things are interesting here, and I could be wrong, but here’s what I’m pretty sure of:

In with a win: DDT and Turd Ferguson. 8 wins gets you mathematically in in 2008.

MUST win and get help: The Jedi Masters. The Jedis have one scenario that gets them into the postseason: Jedis beat CSPJ, SIAP loses to TKD and The Hip loses to Hedfullalicker. This would create a three-way tie between TJM, The Hip and SIAP. Since they did not all face each other, it would come down to total points, where the Jedis have a huge advantage. A win by either The Hip or SIAP and the Jedis are toast.

Probably in, but should focus on winning to avoid this scenario: Duany Duany Tanning. DDT has one scenario which would put them in a tiebreaker situation that they could lose. If DDT loses, Turd loses, and SIAP and The Hip both win, all four of those teams would be 7-7. DDT would lead SIAP based on a season sweep, but in the next step, vs The Hip and Turd, The Hip would likely move into the playoffs on points, and Turd currently leads DDT by 9 points. If DDT can make up that 9 this week, they would get in in this scenario, if not, The Hip and Turd would be in. This scenario is obviously pretty bad for SIAP too.

Another team probably in, but is better off just winning: Turd Ferguson. In addition to potentially being involved in that tiebreaker with DDT, a Turd loss combined with wins by The Hip and SIAP would create a three-way tie even if DDT wins their game. In this three-way tie, Turd vs The Hip in the West would come to points, and Turd currently trails The Hip by 32. If they don’t make that up, either The Hip or SIAP gets the final spot (SIAP leads The Hip by 28)

If one wins and the other loses: The Hip and SIAP hold a lot of control over the final playoff spots. If one of the two wins and the other loses this week, then things are clear, the winner is in, the loser is out.

Key tiebreaker considerations:

SIAP currently leads The Hip by 28 points
SIAP currently leads Turd Ferguson by 60 points
The Hip currently leads Turd Ferguson by 32 points
Turd Ferguson currently leads DDT by 9 points
The Jedis beat everyone in points tiebreakers
Winning Beer Money loses to everyone in points tiebreakers (which is why they’re out despite being able to partake in some 6-8 tie madness)
The Hip beat DDT head-to-head and DDT beat SIAP head-to-head

I’m not even considering trying to figure out all the wild card seed implications…

IN: Post Mortem, Sharp as a Bowling Ball, Tappa Kegga Day, Kramerica, Hedfullalicker
OUT: Camel Toe, Double D, CSPJ, Winning Beer Money

Record Watch

DDT hit the 10,000 regular season point milestone this week. It took them 111 games, tying Post Mortem as the fastest two teams to this mark.
WBM’s 53.01 points is the 8th lowest point total in a winning effort
The Jedi Masters’ record 13 wins in a season is now safe
Camel Toe’s 11 losses ties them for third most ever
Hedfullalicker secured their 15th high point week all-time

Season High Points

The Jedi Masters soared back into the season high points race lead this week, in what is, in all likelihood, a three-team race now:

The Jedi Masters – 1319.21
Hedfullalicker – 1296.82 (22.39 PB)
Sharp as a Bowling Ball – 1294.66 (24.55 PB)

Season High Points Against

Camel Toe did the Jedis no favors scoring so low this week while Post Mortem’s 100+ point total helped Hedfull. Interestinly, the Jedis face CSPJ this week, so those two teams are in position to help each other, with the loser being in the best position.

Hedfullalicker – 1271.96
The Jedi Masters – 1228.14 (43.82 PB)
SIAP – 1216.07 (55.89 PB)
CSPJ – 1206.28 (65.68 PB)

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2008 Rivalry Week 12 Recap [Rocio Guirao Diaz]

Posted on November 25, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Week 12 Highlights

Tappa Kegga Day destroyed DDT by 95 points. This was your classic high point week vs low point week matchup as nothing went right for DDT and everything feel into place for TKD. The win earns TKD a season split with DDT, but DDT still leads the all-time matchup, 7-4.
Post Mortem used every last bit of Aaron Rodgers’ Monday night performance to squeak by SIAP and lock up the top playoff seed. This career series is now tied at 7 wins each.
Kramerica Industries secured a spot in the playoffs with their second straight win over Winning Beer Money, extending their series lead to 6-4. WBM is now all but eliminated from playoff contention.
CSPJ had another big week, mathematically eliminating Double D from the playoff race with a 22 point win. This ends a three-game win streak for DD in the series, but DD still leads 3-2.
The Jedi Masters missed out on a chance to firmly insert themselves into the playoff hunt, falling to Hedfullalicker, 117.79 – 109.99. This all-time series is now all knotted up at 7 wins each.
Sharp as a Bowling Ball remained in the 2nd playoff slot with a victory over The Hip, who is still fighting to get into the postseason. SaaBB’s win ended a four-game Hip winning streak in this battle, and gives them an overall 9-8 lead.
Turd Ferguson completed a season sweep of Camel Toe, winning by 38 and extending their series lead to 3-1.

PFFL Survivor

SIAP was only able to muster 75.36 points this week and missed out on the money in Survivor by the slimmest of margins — one week. This sets up a two-week finale between CSPJ and SaaBB. The winner gets $100, the loser $40.

No More Immunity

Eliminated: SIAP

Finals: SaaBB, CSPJ

View the current Survivor Standings

Postseason Races

East: The only division race that is actually still a race is led by TKD at 8-4. Kramerica is also 8-4, but was swept by TKD. SIAP cannot win the division, and neither can DDT. DDT could possibly enter into a three-way tie with TKD and Kramerica, but TKD would win based on a 3-1 record in their head-to-head matchups. So, this race is officially between TKD and Kramerica and TKD’s magic number is 2 — any combo of wins by TKD and losses by KI that equals or exceeds 2 will give TKD the division crown.

Central: Sharp as a Bowling Ball has won the division

West: Post Mortem has won the division and the #1 seed in the playoffs.

Wild Card: TKD and Kramerica have both locked up playoff spots regardless of how their division battle turns out. Hedfullalicker and Turd Ferguson qualify for the playoffs with one more win, or a Hip loss (interestingly, they each play The Hip head-to-head in the final two weeks). DDT and SIAP play each other this week. If Turd beats The Hip, the winner of the DDT-SIAP matchup is in. The Jedis, CSPJ and WBM are on life support, but do have a chance to get into a multi-team tie at 6-8 that could come down to total points (this is good news for The Jedi Masters). For this to happen, however, the loser of DDT-SIAP needs to also lose in week 14, and The Hip needs to go 1-1. Oh, and these 4-8 teams need to… like… win 2 games.

Seeds: Post Mortem has locked up the #1 seed. If SaaBB beats TKD this week, SaaBB will be the #2 seed. If TKD wins, they will be #2 with either a win in week 14 or a SaaBB loss. Seeds 4-8 are completely up in the air.

IN: Post Mortem (1), Sharp as a Bowling Ball, Tappa Kegga Day, Kramerica Industries
OUT: Camel Toe, Double D

Record Watch

DDT’s 31.9 points doesn’t make the top 10 lowest scores list, but it’s close. Tied for 9th on that list are two teams that scored 31.
TKD’s 95 point victory over DDT is the third largest victory margin in PFFL history.
Post Mortem became the 12th team in league history to win 11 games in a single season. It’s the second time in Post Mortem history (they won 12 in 1997).

Season High Points

SaaBB remained in the lead in the season high points race, but the big news this week is how much the Jedi Masters have closed the gap. There is now less than 1 point separating the top two teams in this race, with two other teams less than 40 points back.

SaaBB – 1191.41
The Jedi Masters – 1190.48 (0.93 PB)
Hedfullalicker – 1160.16 (31.25 PB)
Post Mortem – 1153.16 (38.25 PB)

Season High Points Against

The hard-luck award now looks like a three-team race, with The Jedis pulling a little farther ahead of Hedfullalicker this week, but needing high scoring weeks from Camel Toe (unlikely) and CSPJ (likely) in the next two weeks to stay on top. Hedfullalicker, meanwhile, takes on Post Mortem and The Hip, while CSPJ plays WBM and TJM.

The Jedi Masters – 1178.59
Hedfullalicker – 1170.07 (8.52 PB)
CSPJ – 1153.27 (25.32 PB)

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Rocio Guirao Diaz is a fashion model from Argentina. A lot of her photos seem to be from the back for some reason. She apparently also danced in the Argentine version of Dancing with the Stars.

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2008 Week 11 Recap [Olga Kurylenko]

Posted on November 18, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Two division winners were crowned in week 11, while one division still has a ways to go before the coronation ceremony. Elsewhere, Survivor is down to three teams, the “High Points Against” race is even tighter than the “High Points For” race, and Post Mortem sets another milestone. Plus, boobs. Read on…

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Week 11 Highlights

Hedfullalicker took care of business in a non-division matchup with DDT, winning by 10. This evens the all-time series at 5 wins each and both teams now have matching 6-5 records.
Kramerica kept pace in the East by completing the season sweep of SIAP. The two wins this season are KI’s only 2 in 8 tries against SIAP all-time.
Tappa Kegga Day continued its dominance in division play with a win over Double D. TKD is now 7-4 overall, 5-1 in the division, including 2 wins over 7-4 Kramerica. My point? The division is TKD’s to lose. Despite being swept in two games by TKD this year, Double D still leads the career series 7-3.
Post Mortem stayed perfect in West division play, completing a sweep of Turd Ferguson in a thrilling Monday night comeback. The win also locked up the West division for PM. Post leads this matchup, 9-6.
Sharp as a Bowling Ball completed a division-clinching season sweep of their own, beating The Jedi Masters by 16. SaaBB now leads this matchup 10-6.
The Hip beat CSPJ in a high-scoring affair, 109.21 – 106.29, between two teams fighting to stay alive in the playoff chase. This game ties the all-time series at three wins each.
Camel Toe picked up their second victory of the season, beating WBM for the second time in three tries since CT joined the league. By winning by 39, Camel Toe also greatly reduced the chance that a stat change will wipe this win away.

PFFL Survivor

CSPJ scored 106.29 points to pace the remaining four Survivors, despite losing their game against The Hip. SaaBB did just fine with 90.95. The bottom two made things interesting though, as SIAP remained alive by only 2.4 points over The Jedi Masters, who were eliminated. Next week is the final elimination week before the grandiose two-week finale.

No More Immunity

Eliminated: The Jedi Masters

Final Three: SaaBB, SIAP, CSPJ

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Postseason Races

East: Tappa Kegga Day is now firmly in control of their own destiny in the East. Win out and the division title is theirs. DDT, however, also controls their fortunes. Three wins to close out the season will give them the division title. Kramerica needs to win out and get a little help in the form of a TKD loss. SIAP? Well, they still have a chance, but with a 1-5 division mark and a sweep at the hands of Kramerica, they definitely need to win out and then get some help (an additional TKD loss and two losses by Kramerica to be exact). Double D has been eliminated from division contention.

Central: Sharp as a Bowling Ball has clinched the Central division title. To claim the #1 playoff seed, SaaBB needs to win three and have Post Mortem lose three.

West: Post Mortem has claimed the West division title, and needs only 1 more win or a single SaaBB loss to lock up the top seed and homefield advantage throughout the playoffs.

Wild Card: As it stands right now, 3 teams from the East and 2 from the West would make the playoffs as Wild Cards. While the line between playoff qualifier and Toilet Bowl entrant is starting to become clearer, there is still hope for a number of teams currently on the outside looking in. The Hip is likely in control of their own fate and would probably make the playoffs by winning out. The Jedi Masters and Winning Beer Money likely must win all three of their remaining games, and get a little help along the way, but still have at least a decent shot at getting that help given the number of head-to-head division games forthcoming in the East and West. CSPJ and Double D are not yet mathematically eliminated, but either of them making it to the postseason would be miracle-esque. Camel Toe is now officially a Toilet Bowl contender.

IN: Post Mortem, Sharp as a Bowling Ball
OUT: Camel Toe

Record Watch

In a season of milestones, Post Mortem reached another one this week, becoming the first team in PFFL history to record 50 division wins. Despite only having 39 division losses, it took PM 90 division games to reach this mark — they currently have an all-time division record of 50-39-1. (Note: SIAP has two more chances this season to get their 50th division win and TKD would also reach the mark if they win both of their remaining division matchups)
Sharp as a Bowling Ball and Post Mortem will both be making their 9th playoff appearances this year. That is a league record that cannot be tied by anyone else for at least one more season.
The division titles for SaaBB and Post Mortem are their third. This is currently tied for 2nd most division titles in PFFL history with three other teams. The Jedi Masters hold the record with 5 division wins, and if either TKD or DDT wins the East, they will move into second place alone with 4.
Matt Cassel’s 42.2 point performance on Thursday ties him for the 10th most points scored by a QB on a team’s roster in the player stats era (since 2004). Unfortunately, he was on Kramerica’s bench. This ranks him 5th on the list of highest scoring benched players at any position in PFFL player stat history. It’s also the third benching in the top 10 to have occurred this season. It’s almost like 2008 has been a year of up-and-down performances and very few clear-cut stud players or something.

Season High Points

Sharp as a Bowling Ball used their head-to-head matchup against the #2 overall scorer to extend their lead this week:

SaaBB – 1098.66
The Jedi Masters – 1080.09 (18.57 PB)
Post Mortem – 1071.75 (26.91 PB)
Hedfullalicker – 1042.37 (56.29 PB)
SIAP – 1038.83 (59.83 PB)

Season High Points Against

The “hard luck” award of PFFL fee interest annually goes to the team that has the most points scored against them. Despite the financial crisis going on, this is actually still a hefty sum (thank you internet banking!), and this race is shaping up to be worth the prize:

The Jedi Masters – 1060.80
Hedfullalicker – 1060.08 (0.72 PB)
CSPJ – 1055.28 (5.52 PB)
SIAP – 1015.46 (45.34 PB)

Given their relatively weak remaining schedules, this appears (on paper, at least) to be a tough race for TJM or CSPJ to win. Meanwhile, SIAP plays the toughest remaining schedule in the league, which might give them the chance to make up that large-ish looking deficit). Here’s one time when you actually want your opponents to score points.

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Quantum of Solace was the top grossing movie at the box office over the weekend, and the Bond Girl of the moment is Olga Kurylenko. For those of you who speak German, enjoy the magazine text below. For everyone else? Look, boobies!

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2008 Week 10 Recap [Blake Lively]

Posted on November 11, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Were you sick of hearing about all the streak-related records being set by Post Mortem? If so, you can rest easy because the streak is over thanks to Kramerica. Elsewhere around PFFL, the East is looking for a leader while week 11 could be division-clinching time for the front-runners in the Central and West.

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Week 10 Highlights

DDT improved to 6-4 by completing a season sweep of Double D. Back in week 2, Double D scored 60.02 against DDT. This week they managed 60.82. At this rate, it will only take Double D 49 more games against DDT to score 100. DDT has won 4 straight in a series that they now lead 4-1.
SIAP extended their win streak to 4 games with a beat down of Camel Toe. SIAP now leads this series 2-1 and has won the last two meetings. Camel Toe has lost 6 straight.
Kramerica ended Post Mortem’s perfect season and remained in a tie for the lead in the East. KI has now won two straight in this series and leads the matchup, 3-2.
TKD came up big this week to hand The Jedi Masters a loss. The loss ended a five game win streak for TJM in this series, which is still led by the Jedis, 8-7.
Turd Ferguson took sole possession of 2nd place in the West with a win over Hedfullalicker. The two split their season series, but Hedfullalicker still leads 7-6 all-time.
The Hip lost a third straight game, falling to Winning Beer Money, who seems intent on re-inserting themselves into the playoff picture. The Hip still leads this all-time matchup, 7-5.
In the highest scoring game of the week, CSPJ picked up their 2nd division win (and 3rd overall) with a 12-point victory over division-leading SaaBB. The teams split their season series and the career series is all tied up at 5-5-1.

PFFL Survivor

Hedfullalicker’s 62.91 points this week were not even close to enough to get them into the Survivor Final Four. Now that we are down to 4 teams, there is no immunity. The next two weeks will see the lowest score eliminated regardless of prior week results, leading up to the two-week Survivor finale. SIAP, CSPJ, The Jedi Masters, and SaaBB are your contenders. Interestingly enough, 2 of those teams would currently be in the playoffs, while the other two are on the outside looking in)

No More Immunity

Eliminated: Hedfullalicker

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson, Tappa Kegga Day, Post Mortem, The Hip, Kramerica Industries, Hedfullalicker

Final Four: SaaBB, SIAP, The Jedi Masters, CSPJ

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Postseason Races

East: Wow. I mean, there was just no separation among the top teams in this division this week. TKD and DDT are in the best position with 4-1 division records, while SIAP, at 1-4, can’t afford another division loss. But, with three division matchups looming for the top 4 teams here over the next four weeks, there is a TON left to be settled. TKD faces Double D and SIAP and Kramerica square off in big week 11 East battles.

Central: If SaaBB beats The Jedi Masters in week 11, SaaBB wins the division. Yep, it’s that easy. Of course, these are also the two highest-scoring teams in the league, so this shootout should be interesting. The Jedis and WBM are still alive in this division race, but likely need to win out and have SaaBB lose out.

West: This division isn’t settled yet, but if Post Mortem defeats Turd Ferguson in week 11, the division crown will belong to Mortem. Turd needs to win to keep their division title hopes alive while Hedfullalicker has an outside shot if they win out and Post Mortem loses out.

Wild Card: Right now, this picture looks pretty clear. If you are .500 or better, you are in the playoffs. With the East teams set to start beating up on each other, however, the 4-6 (and even 3-7) teams have a shot to get into the mix if they can keep winning games. Only one team has clinched a playoff spot — Post Mortem actually wrapped up their postseason invite last week. No one has been eliminated yet, but Camel Toe is out with another loss or with a Hedfullalicker win.

IN: Post Mortem

Record Watch

We can close the book now on the spot in the record books for Post Mortem’s 9-game win streak:
- Longest win streak to start a season
- Tied for 3rd longest multi-season win streak
- Tied for 3rd longest single-season win streak
- Longest win streak in Post Mortem franchise history
Camel Toe’s current 6-game loss streak puts them in a tie for 5th longest single-season losing streak and a tie for 10th longest multi-season loss streak
Hedfullalicker’s benching of Jay Cutler and his 38.25 point performance this week resulted in the 9th highest scoring performance from a player on the bench in the player stats era (2004-present)
Camel Toe lost their 25th regular season game this week

Season High Points

We have one of the better races for season high points in recent memory going on right now with five teams within 100 points of the lead, so I’m going to start highlighting the current standings here.

SaaBB – 1007.71
The Jedi Masters – 1005.99 (1.72 PB)
Post Mortem – 982.87 (24.84 PB)
SIAP – 962.33 (45.38 PB)
Hedfullalicker – 941.26 (66.45 PB)

Everyone else is 149 or more points behind SaaBB and probably shouldn’t be including the season high point winnings in their budget.

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2008 Week 9 Recap [Keeley Hazell is a Witch]

Posted on November 4, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Week 9 featured even more tightening of some playoff races while a couple division races are all but over. In addition, Post Mortem continued their early season success with a new record and two new milestones.

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Week 9 Highlights

DDT picked up a big win as far as wild card tiebreakers are concerned, beating The Jedi Masters by 22. TJM still leads this series, 5-3, but DDT has outscored them by 10 points in the career matchup.
SIAP recorded their first division win of the year, dropping Double D by 22 points. This is SIAP’s first win over DD since week 9 of the 2004 season and pulls them to within two in the all-time matchup, led by DD, 6-4.
Tappa Kegga Day moved into the lead in the East division race with a low-scoring win over Kramerica Industries. The win earned TKD the season sweep of KI (in fact, KI’s only division losses this year have been to TKD), and stretched their overall series lead to 4-2.
Post Mortem completed a season sweep of The Hip with a convincing 38 point win. PM has won four straight over The Hip and now leads the career matchup, 9-4.
Hedfullalicker got back into the winning spirit with an 8-point win over Camel Toe, losers of 5 straight. Hedfullalicker was Camel Toe’s lone victim this season, back in week 4. Hed now leads this all-time matchup, 3-2.
SaaBB rebounded from a tough loss last week to defeat a West division opponent in Turd Ferguson. This was SaaBB’s second straight win over Turd and moves them into the career series lead, 5-4.
CSPJ notched their second win of the year, beating Winning Beer Money by 9. The win ended a 4-game series win streak for WBM, but WBM still leads all-time, 4-2-1.

PFFL Survivor

SaaBB won not only weekly high points, but also the final Survivor immunity, guaranteeing them a spot in the Survivor Final Four. SIAP, TJM, Hedfullalicker and CSPJ will battle next week for the other three final four spots.

Immunity Winner: Sharp as a Bowling Ball

Eliminated: Kramerica Industries

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson, Tappa Kegga Day, Post Mortem, The Hip, Kramerica Industries

Still Alive: SaaBB, SIAP, The Jedi Masters, Hedfullalicker, CSPJ

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Postseason Races

East: The league’s most interesting division race did not gain any clarity this week. Not at all. Four teams are now tied for the division lead at 5-4, and even last-place Double D is only two games out of the division lead. If DD wants any chance at the division crown, they must beat DDT and TKD over the next two weeks.

Central: SaaBB won and TJM lost this week, so this division is starting to look like a non-race. SaaBB’s magic number is 3 meaning any combination of 3 SaaBB wins and TJM losses will hand the Central crown to SaaBB.

West: With a 4-game lead with only 5 games remaining, it would now take a collapse of monumental scale for Post Mortem to not win the West. The race for second place though, should be a good one. Turd Ferguson and Hedfullalicker play this week, with the winner moving into 2nd. Meanwhile, both The Hip and Camel Toe have been mathematically eliminated from division contention.

Wild Card: The wild card spots are as up-for-grabs as the East division. Currently, all of the teams at 5-4 or better would be in the playoffs, but there are a couple of 4-5 teams nipping at their heels. Games between Turd and Hed, Double D and DDT, & TKD and TJM in week 10 will play a big part in the race.

Record Watch

Post Mortem now owns the mark for best start to a season in PFFL history at 9-0.
Post Mortem’s 9-game win streak is tied with three other teams for the third longest streak ever in the regular season, and tied with one other team for third longest streak in a single season.
With 88.43 points this week, Post Mortem also became the first team in PFFL to record 15,000 regular season points. It took 163 games.
Post Mortem also became the first team in league history to win 100 games overall (regular season + playoffs), doing so in 176 games.

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Keeley Hazell in easily the best witch costume I’ve seen this Halloween season.

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2008 Week 8 Recap [Stacy Keibler]

Posted on October 28, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Correction: I previously stated that this was the final immunity of the season for Survivor. That was incorrect. There are still 6 teams alive. The highest scorer of those 6 will receive immunity and a spot in the final four THIS week.

The closest win in PFFL history, a record-tying start to the season, and the setup for a great playoff chase. Here’s what happened in the PFFL in week 8!

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Week 8 Highlights

Kramerica won their third straight game and assumed sole possession of first place in the East. This is also Kramerica’s third straight win in this series, which is now tied at 4 wins each.
Don’t look now, but SIAP is on a win streak. With a dominant performance in a win over reeling Hedfullalicker, SIAP is now .500 and firmly in wild card contention. This is SIAP’s 2nd straight win over Hed, giving them a 5-3 all-time lead in the matchup.
WBM handed TKD its third consecutive loss, ending a 3-game win streak by TKD in this series. WBM improved their record to 3-5 to get back into the wild card conversation, while TKD dropped to 4-4 and is down another wild card tiebreak. TKD still leads this series, 9-7.
In a matchup between the two lowest scoring teams in the league this week, Camel Toe beat Double D by 0.06 points. That, my friends, is the smallest victory margin in PFFL history. Both teams are now 2-6 and need to improve quickly to make a run at the postseason.
The battle of division leaders did not disappoint. Going into Monday night, SaaBB held a 7.74 point lead over Post Mortem, but Mortem had one player left, Rob Bironas. After the Tennessee kicker nailed two field goals totalling 78 yards early in the Monday Night game, Post Mortem had the lead and an 8-0 record. It is PM’s 4th straight win over SaaBB, putting Post’s series lead at 9-4-1. Despite having 5 more wins, PM has only outscored SaaBB by 47 points in their matchup history. For SaaBB, this was their first loss since week 1, ending a 6-game win streak.
Turd Ferguson kept pace in the West, dropping division rivals The Hip by 11. Turd now leads this all-time matchup, 8-4 with one more meeting to come this season.
The Jedi Masters exploded for league-high points this week, holding back a tough effort from CSPJ in their first meeting since 2005. The 51-point win gives TJM a 3-2 series advantage.

Record Watch

Post Mortem became only the second team in PFFL history to begin a season 8-0. This ties the record previously set by the team PM beat this week, SaaBB. SaaBB achieved the mark in 2004, ultimately finishing the regular season with a 10-4 record and losing in the playoff semifinals as a wild card team.
This is also only the 8th time that a team has won 8 straight games in a single season. In three instances, teams have won more than 8 straight within a single season, led by The Jedi Masters with 12 straight wins last year.
Camel Toe’s 0.06 point win over Double D is the smallest victory margin in league history, surpassing WBM’s 0.18 point win over DDT in 2005.
DDT became the 13th team to lose 25 division games. With an all-time division record of 33-25, DDT ties with Hedfullalicker as taking the second most time to record that 25th loss. SIAP took the longest — 64 games.

PFFL Survivor

With the weekly high points, The Jedi Masters locked immunity. This coming week is the last available immunity opportunity, and will determine one member of the Final Four. Meanwhile, The Hip’s second lowest point total of the season sent them off the island.

Immunity Winner: The Jedi Masters

Eliminated: The Hip

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson, Tappa Kegga Day, Post Mortem, The Hip

Still Alive: Kramerica Industries, SaaBB, SIAP, The Jedi Masters, Hedfullalicker, CSPJ

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Postseason Races

East – This is the league’s most wide-open race. Kramerica Industries grabbed sole possession of first place this week, but has three teams only one game back. All five teams in the division have played each other exactly once, and will repeat that cycle in the next six weeks. The team with the most ground to make up is SIAP, who is 0-4 inside the division but 4-0 outside it. Week 9 division matchups: Kramerica vs TKD and SIAP vs Double D.

Central – SaaBB’s loss combined with The Jedi Masters’ win has created a closer race in the Central. The Jedis have already lost 2 games in the division and only have 2 left, so they need to beat SaaBB in week 11 and get some help from other teams (preferably another division foe) in defeating the Bowling Balls. In the bottom of the division, WBM is trying to make a late push and gets help from the schedule, with two games against cellar dwelling CSPJ remaining on the schedule. Week 9 division matchup: WBM vs CSPJ

West – Two of the four best records and half of the top 6 scoring teams reside in the West, but most of the division has been overshadowed by Post Mortem’s undefeated start to the season. PM has beaten each of its division opponents once, while no one else in the West is better than 2-2 inside the division. It’s certainly not a guarantee that Mortem wins the division, but it’s going to take a fairly huge collapse by PM and an outstanding run through a slew of tough division foes by someone else for it not to happen. Turd Ferguson’s spot in the West standings will be determined during a 4-week division-only stretch starting in week 10 while the other four teams square off in West battles this week. Week 9 division matchups: Post Mortem vs The Hip, Hedfullalicker vs Camel Toe

Wild Card – Think the NFL has parity? Check out the annual dogfight that is the wild card race in PFFL. Post Mortem and SaaBB appear to be in very comfortable position to mathematically lock up a playoff berth soon. Kramerica Industries and Turd Ferguson are both 5-3 and in firm control of their destinies, but are only one game ahead of a six-pack of teams at 4-4. WBM, Camel Toe, Double D and CSPJ must win games now if they want to get into this fight. The next few weeks will do a lot to separate the contenders and pretenders in this group, starting with some key matchups this week. Key wild card influencing matchups in week 9: Kramerica Industries (5-3) vs Tappa Kegga Day (4-4), The Jedi Masters (4-4) vs Duany Duany Tanning (4-4).

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Stacy Keibler has always had the legs, now she’s trying to get a real acting career going. She also says she’s a “nerd.” I guess nerdy girls all date a string of roided out freaks. She was also apparently in something on ABC Family recently…

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2008 Week Six Recap [Britney Spears]

Posted on October 14, 2008 by Post Mortem

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UPDATE: Now actually WITH pictures!

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Week 6 Highlights

DDT beat TKD to stay undefeated in division play and move into a first place tie in the division. This is DDT’s first victory over TKD since the opening round of the 2006 playoffs. DDT’s lead in the career matchup now stands at 7-3.
Kramerica shocked SIAP this week with a high-point-week-aided 12 point win. It’s Kramerica’s first division win of the year and drops SIAP to 0-4 in division play. It also ended SIAP’s matchup dominance (previously SIAP was 6-for-6 against KI). Kramerica now has victories against every current PFFL team except one… That one? Camel Toe.
The Hip crawled back to .500 with a win over Double D. The win ended a 2-game win streak for DD and gives the Hipsters a 3-2 advantage in the series. This is the third time in those 5 games that the margin of victory was less than 7 points.
Post Mortem remained undefeated with a surprisingly easy victory over Hedfullalicker. Hed drops to 4-2 overall and 2-2 in division play. PM now leads the all-time matchup 12-5.
SaaBB continued its run of success against Camel Toe with a 42 point win. SaaBB has won 5 straight since an opening week loss. SaaBB is now 3-0 against CT all-time.
CSPJ won their first game of the season, despite scoring only 76.54 points. This is CSPJ’s first win over Turd since 2005, and evens the career matchup at 2 wins each. For Turd, a 3-1 start has become a 3-3 record.
The Jedi Masters earned a season split with Winning Beer Money and moved back to .500 with a 20-point victory this week. WBM started the season with a win over the Jedis, but has since dropped five straight. The Jedis now hold a 9-3 advantage over WBM in PFFL history.

Record Watch

CSPJ’s regular season losing streak ended at 8 games. This will hold them in a tie for 3rd longest multi-season streakuntil someone can suck for 9 straight.
CSPJ’s 0-5 start to the season is also tied for third on the worst season starts list, behind only The Hip and DDT, who both started 0-6 at one point.
Post Mortem has equaled the best start in team history and now trails only SaaBB’s 2004 season for best start in league history. In PFFL’s first year (1997), PM started 6-0, and finished the year with a 12-2 mark, winning the West division by 4 games over Hedfullalicker. That order looks mighty familiar if you look at this year’s standings.
By attaining high points this week, Kramerica became the 6th team in 6 weeks to notch a high score. I have no idea if that’s ever happened before…

PFFL Survivor

Immunity Winner: Kramerica Industries

Eliminated: Tappa Kegga Day

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson, Tappa Kegga Day

Still Alive: Kramerica Industries, SaaBB, Post Mortem, SIAP, The Jedi Masters, The Hip, Hedfullalicker, CSPJ

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Yep, it’s Britney Spears. After her freefall from hotness to white trash ugliness in the last couple years, it was going to take a lot for our old mascot to get back in the good graces of the league. But, her latest video just might have done it… Below are some screencaps from her new Womanizer video, including one that appears to show nipple. As an added bonus, here’s the music video from YouTube (the song is pretty lame, but the video isn’t awful).

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2008 Week Five Recap [Minka Kelly]

Posted on October 7, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Week 5 Highlights

SaaBB won their fourth consecutive game, and weekly high points, beating DDT by 19. DDT maintains a 7-4 advantage over SaaBB all-time. Amazingly, SaaBB has only defeated DDT in week 5 games. Yep, 4-0 in week 5, 0-7 in any other week. Weeeeeeeeeeird.
SIAP squeaked by The Jedi Masters to put both teams at identical 2-3 records. This is SIAP’s first win over TJM since the 2004 championship game, but the Jedis still hold the matchup lead, 8-5.
Tappa Kegga Day won a third consecutive game and improved to 4-1 overall, and 3-0 in division play, with a close win over Kramerica. This should serve as some measure of revenge for Kramerica eliminating TKD from the playoffs last year.
Double D handed WBM their fourth straight loss in dominating fashion, and now leads the all-time matchup, 5-2. This is also the fourth time that DD has scored 100+ points in a game against WBM. Meanwhile, WBM has never broken 90 against DD.
Post Mortem benefited from Adrian Peterson’s meager Monday night point total to beat Turd Ferguson and remain undefeated. This is Post Mortem’s first win over Turd since week 5 of the 2005 season, but extends PM’s all-time matchup lead to 8-6.
Hedfullalicker improved to 4-1 with a 20-point win over winless CSPJ. Hed now leads this matchup 5-3 and has won 5 straight.
The Hip brought Camel Toe’s one-game win streak to an end with a 45-point victory. The Hip has beaten Camel three straight times and leads the career series, 3-1.

Record Watch

CSPJ’s losing streak now stands at 8 games, tied for 3rd longest in PFFL history. They can move into a tie for 2nd with a loss in week 6.
CSPJ’s 0-5 start is also tied for the 3rd worst start to a season. A loss next week moves them into a tie with The Hip and DDT for the worst starts to a season ever.
For the third time in league history, Post Mortem has started the season with 5 straight wins. In 1997, they started 6-0 and finished the regular season 12-2. Last year, Post Mortem started 5-0, then stumbled to a 2-7 record the rest of the way, sneaking into the playoffs as a lowly wild card.
DDT’s loss this week gives them a grand total of 50 losses in all games (regular and post- season). They become the 12th team in PFFL history to lose 50 games overall, and it took them the 2nd highest (112) number of games to get there. SIAP leads the way, taking 116 games to notch their 50th loss.

PFFL Survivor

Immunity Winner: Sharp as a Bowling Ball

Eliminated: Turd Ferguson

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson

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Minka Kelly is on Friday Night Lights (the third season is airing now on DirecTV only, and will be on NBC in 2009). She’s dated John Mayer (what hottie hasn’t?) and has recently been seen palling around with Derek Jeter. She’s fairly hot.

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2008 Week Four Recap [Amanda Righetti]

Posted on October 1, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Week 4 Highlights

Post Mortem remained undefeated with a 40-point win over previously unblemished DDT. Post has now beaten DDT three straight times to take a 5-3 series lead. It’s also the third straight game where neither team scored 100+ points.
SIAP fell to 1-3 overall, and a dangerous 0-3 in division play with a loss to 3-1 Tappa Kegga Day (who is 2-0 in division play). TKD’s third consecutive win in the series knots the all-time matchup at 7 wins each. SIAP’s last victory over TKD? 2002.
CSPJ remains winless, following a 20-point defeat at the hands of 2-2 Kramerica. Kramerica now leads the career series, 4-3.
SaaBB extended their season win streak to 3 games with an 11-point victory over 1-3 Double D. The win ends a 2-game DD win streak in the series and ties the all-time matchup at 3 wins each.
Camel Toe exploded to a 115 point week, gaining their first win of the year over a Hedfullalicker team that also scored 100 this week, but received their first defeat. This was CT’s first division win and Hed’s first division loss of the year as well. The all-time matchup is now tied at 2 wins apiece.
The Jedi Masters got back to .500 with a close win over 1-3 The Hip. This is the third straight win over the Hipsters for the Jedis, but The Hip still holds a 5-4 career advantage.
Turd Ferguson beat Winning Beer Money for the first time since 1999 and only the second time in 12 career matchups. WBM saw their 7-game win streak over Turd come to an end, and fell to 1-3 after notching high points in week 1. Turd is now 3-1 on the year and has won 3 straight.

Record Watch

CSPJ now has a 7-game loss streak (dating back to last season). That’s good enough for a tie for 7th longest loss streak in league history. Another L, and they’ll move into a tie for 3rd.
A team has started the season 4-0 only 11 times in the 11+ year history of PFFL. Post Mortem has now accomplished the feat three times (a 6-0 start in 1997 and a 5-0 start in 2007). No other team has started 4-0 more than once.
Meanwhile, teams have started the year 0-4 13 times. CSPJ joined that list this week for the second time (also going 0-4 in 2006). The Hip (3 times) and Double D (twice) have also started seasons 0-4 more than once.
Post Mortem’s league-leading career win total now stands at 90, a full 6 wins ahead of TKD and SIAP.

PFFL Survivor

Immunity Winner: Tappa Kegga Day

Eliminated: Duany Duany Tanning

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money

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Amanda Righetti currently appears on CBS’ The Mentalist, which is actually a pretty decent show. Her past credits aren’t all that impressive though. I mean, Travis probably remembers her from the O.C., but beyond that, the highlight is probably the screencaps below from the movie Angel Blade, which probably only 12 people in the world saw.

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