Highlights of Week 3’s blind bidding session:

• Double D went big for Green Bay’s 3rd down back, DeShawn Wynn, spending $309 for his services. The next highest bid was 212 by The Hip.
• CSPJ spent $273 on Joe Jurevicious, who just might be 73 years old. TJM wanted him for $80.
• The Jedi Masters picked up David Garrard for $200. Post Mortem, CSPJ, The Hip and DDT all wanted him.
• CSPJ also was the highest bidder for Brandon Stokley, at $89. They could have had him for free.
• The Hip added Ryan Grant (who might be Green Bay’s 4th string back), and they’re not even Packer fans. It cost $68 and no one else even had Grant on their list.
• The Jedi Masters added Dennis Northcutt for $60. Similar to the Ryan Grant situation, no one else really wanted a guy named Dennis on their team.
• Roydell Williams was added by The Hip, and Derek Anderson went to Post Mortem. Both went for $53. Both were won unopposed.
• Jeff Reed (for $21!) and Nick Folk ($2) were the kickers picked up this week.
• DDT got the Raiders Defense and Turd Ferguson added Donald Lee.

Erica Durance is this week’s Transaction Babe. You can catch her as Lois Lane when Smallville kicks off its new season.

Stacy Kiebler has an “ad” on Funny Or Die:

Some highlights from this week’s transaction results:

• Post Mortem beat CSPJ by 30 (319-289) to get Derrick Ward
• Antwaan Randle El went for 333 to SaaBB, the highest priced FA of the week
• Camel Toe spent 200 for Sammy Morris. They probably didn’t need to as no one else bid for him.
• Same story for Hedfullalicker’s $187 pickup of Shaun McDonald
• The Indianapolis Colts defense cost TKD $103. Kramerica had bid 1, CSPJ 29.
• Double D got Drew Carter for $151 — no one else’s bid was involved.
• David Boston was actually still on someone’s roster. That has been rectified.

KSK’s Week One Gamebook (some good stuff in here, plus swear words)