2009 Championship Preview [Olivia Munn]
Written on December 31, 2009 – 1:00 pm | by Post Mortem
Tags: 2009, Olivia Munn, Playoffs, Preview
I was originally going to schedule this to come out sometime on New Years Day. Then I realized you were all a bunch of drunks and would be too hungover to read it. And those of you who aren’t, are like, dads and stuff, so you might enjoy some of these links tonight when your wife and kids are asleep at 9:00. I guarantee the pictures they lead to are better looking than Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly.
SIAP vs SaaBB – SIAP is appearing in a record 5th championship game, and is back in the finale for the second straight year. SaaBB is making only their second ever title game appearance. No team in PFFL history has ever lost their first two championship games (i.e., every team that loses in the title game and makes it back wins that second time around).
SIAP will become either the first team in league history to win three championships, or the first team to lose three championships.
Championship Matchup
- (3) SIAP vs (5) SaaBB > Last year’s championship was a rematch of the 1998 title game. This week’s championship game is a rematch of the 2000 PFFL title game. So, we are pretty much ending the decade just like we started it. SIAP beat SaaBB in that game 9 seasons ago, 134-94. SaaBB owns a playoff win over SIAP, that coming in the first round of the postseason in 2007. Overall, SaaBB owns a slim 8-7 advantage over the Pissers. As division mates this season, they split their season series. SIAP beat SaaBB by 21 in week 2, and SaaBB returned the favor with a 48-point butt kicking in week 12. SIAP is trying to remain perfect in postseason play when they are the division champs from the West division. Their two championships came in 2000 and 2004, when they were also West Division titlists. SIAP has also never lost a playoff game as the #3 seed. For SaaBB, this is their first #5 seed, so that streak of perfection is also on the line.
PFFL Championship History
A little recap of the PFFL championship games of years gone by:
| 1997 | Super Bowl I | The Dark Side def. Tappa Kegga Day 101-50 |
TKD loses by 51 in the innagural PFFL title game |
| 1998 | Super Bowl II | Tappa Kegga Day def. Skens Irish Alley Pissers 109-78 |
TKD returns to the championship and gets it this time, over SIAP |
| 1999 | Super Bowl III | The Fighting Lamas def. Cuttysark, 102-80 |
In its first season, TFL beats CS by 22 |
| 2000 | Super Bowl IV | Skens Irish Alley Pissers def. Sharp as a Bowling Ball, 134-94 |
SIAP returns to the Super Bowl, and gets a win this time by scoring more points than any other team in championship history |
| 2001 | Super Bowl V | High Life def. Post Mortem, 110-73 |
The commissioner’s team makes its first-ever appearance in the championship, but loses to freshman team, HL |
| 2002 | Super Bowl VI | The Hip def. Duany Duany Tanning, 110-66 |
TH dominates DDT to win the title for the first time |
| 2003 | Super Bowl VII | The Hip def. Double D, 85-71 |
TH wins a repeat championship over freshman team DD in a low-scoring matchup. |
| 2004 | Super Bowl VIII | SIAP def. The Jedi Masters, 96-86.8 | SIAP returned to the championship for the first time in four years, and promptly won their 2nd PFFL title, matching The Hip as the only two-time champs. |
| 2005 | Super Bowl IX | Double D def. Tappa Kegga Day, 66.68-64.75 | In their second championship appearance, Double D claims the crown in the lowest scoring Super Bowl in PFFL history. TKD falls to 1-2 in championship games. |
| 2006 | Super Bowl X | Winning Beer Money def. Hedfullalicker, 101.04 – 99.89 | This was both the highest scoring and closest championship game in PFFL history. Both teams were appearing in the first Super Bowl. |
| 2007 | Super Bowl XI | The Jedi Masters def. Kramerica Industries, 93.11 – 74.77 | The most successful season in PFFL history ends appropriately for The Jedi Masters, as they claim their first league title to conclude a 13-1 season. |
| 2008 | Super Bowl XII | Tappa Kegga Day def. SIAP, 79.09 – 78.17 | In the closest championship game in PFFL history, TKD became the third franchise to win 2 PFFL championships. |
Toilet Bowl Championship Matchup
- Camel Toe and Tappa Kegga Day are each making their first Toilet Bowl championship appearances. For TKD, it could mean back-to-back postseason titles, albeit with this one winning him WAY less money than last year.
Coming Next Week
A recap of the championship, plus Franchise Rating Updates and a final look at the 2009 season.
Championship Preview Babe
Since most of us are out of the postseason, here are some links to occupy the time that you would normally spend watching live scoring updates:
2000’s: The Decade in Sexy Celebrity Sideboob
The 15 Sexiest Female Athletes to Watch: 2010 Edition
Best Celebrity Cameltoes of 2009
Sexiest Magazine Covers of 2009
16 Incredibly Impractical Superhero Costumes
25 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of 2009
Egotastic’s Year in Review (boy there were some attractive naked celebs this year)
We here at PFFL HQ will enter the new year with Olivia Munn of G4TV’s Attack of the Show. She just did Maxim, and this video, a little Thelma & Louise meets Avatar bit of silliness with Eva Amurri (daughter of Susan Sarandon and boob-shower on Showtime’s Californication):
and doing magazine covers:
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