2009 Championship Recap [Kate Beckinsale]
Written on January 6, 2010 – 10:08 am | by Post Mortem
Tags: 2009, Franchise Ratings, Kate Beckinsale, Playoffs, Recap
- Sharp as a Bowling Ball won their first ever PFFL championship, defeating SIAP, 136.45 – 49.55. SaaBB is now 2-1 against SIAP in the playoffs and 9-7 overall. SaaBB is 1-1 in championship games, while SIAP falls to 2-3.
Super Bowl Records
- SaaBB’s 136.45 point output was the most ever in a championship game
- SIAP’s 49.55 points are fewest ever in a championship game
- The combined point total of 186 actually makes this the fourth highest scoring championship in league history
- The 86.9 point victory margin is the most ever in a championship game, over 35 points ahead of the 51-point victory by The Dark Side in Super Bowl I.
- It is also the 10th biggest blowout in any PFFL game ever
- Arian Foster’s 29.5 point day for SaaBB is the 2nd most points scored by a single player in PFFL Super Bowl history (2004-present only). Only Larry Johnson’s 41.2 points in the 2005 title game was better.
- SaaBB now has 12 postseason wins, second only to SIAP’s 14
- SIAP is the first team in league history to lose three championships
- SaaBB’s 121.73 point average in their three playoff games is the fifth best in PFFL history
Toilet Bowl Championship
- Tappa Kegga Day beat Camel Toe, 123.98 – 76.71 to win the Toilet Bowl
Franchise Ratings
Now that the season has concluded, our annual franchise ratings have been updated. Some highlights:
- Post Mortem, SIAP and The Jedi Masters are the only five-star franchises in the league
- SaaBB’s championship win has vaulted them up a full rating point to 4.5
- Tappa Kegga Day’s poor season dropped them from a five-star rating to 4.5
- Double D and DDT held steady as four-star clubs, and Winning Beer Money is a three-star team for the second straight year
- The Hip, Hedfullalicker and Turd Ferguson are next, followed by Kramerica, who is slowly rising from their dismal early-franchise performance
- CSPJ’s division title has upped them slightly from their zero-star level to 0.5
- Camel Toe needs to make the playoffs so they can stop being the lowest rated team in the league
Finances
The season Finance Summary is now complete. In addition, the Finances page now has a Career view. Check it out at your own risk.
Championship Recap Babe
Esquire has named Kate Beckinsale the sexiest woman alive. That’s a fairly lofty title, and I’m not sure she’d be my choice, but I’d let her interview for the job.

One Response to “2009 Championship Recap [Kate Beckinsale]”
By The Jedi Masters on Jan 6, 2010 | Reply
Congratulations Steve and Mark and stuff.
On to Ms Beckinsale. You are right, she doesn’t immediately come to mind in terms of uber hotties for whatever reason… probably cuz she’s not in the tabloids much. But, like a call in an NFL game, unless you can come up with “indisputable visual evidence” that someone is clearly HOTTER… I think the call on the field has to stand.
Respectfully,
The Jedis