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Highlights
- Camel Toe got their season off to a good start with a division win over CSPJ, ending a three game losing streak to the Smokers.
- Tappa Kegga Day needed every single one of their weekly high point total to beat Double D. This was TKD’s third straight win over the D’s.
- The Jedi Masters were one of three teams to win this week despite scoring fewer than 80 points. This was their fourth straight win over The Hip, and it ties the all-time series at five wins each.
- Winning Beer Money rode the domination of the Eagles defense to a big opening week win over Post Mortem. WBM leads this series 6-3, but this is their first victory over PM since 2004.
- SIAP notched the third lowest point total of the week. And won. Turd helped them out by having a terrible first game, as they dropped their fourth straight to the Pissers. SIAP leads this matchup 11-6.
- Hedfullalicker just narrowly snuck by DDT, winning by 1.85 points. It’s Hed’s second straight win over DDT and gives ‘licker a 6-5 career matchup advantage.
- In another close game, Kramerica beat SaaBB in the first week of the season for the second straight year. SaaBB hopes that it works out like last year and they get to face KI in the postseason.
Record Watch
Note: All player scoring records cover the period of 2004 to the present only
- Hedfullalicker became the third team in PFFL history to win 50 division games. It took 95 games for Hed to accomplish the feat, only 5 fewer than Post Mortem and SIAP.
- DDT is the 12th team in the league to lose 50 regular season games. Taking 113 games to reach the mark is a great accomplishment, tied for 2nd slowest time to lose 50 with SaaBB. SIAP took 116 games to lose this many.
- The Eagles 38.7 point output is the most ever by a starting defense (the Seahawks scored 46 on DDT’s bench in 2005).
- The 42.9 points by Drew Brees is the 7th most ever by a QB on a roster
- Hedfullalicker beat DDT by 1.85 points. That seems like a close game right? Well, it’s actually the 7th closest week 1 game in PFFL history.
- Drew Brees, Adrian Peterson and the Philly D posted the 1st, 3rd and 4th highest week 1 point totals ever (Tony Romo is 2nd on the list with his 2007 week 1 performance)
PFFL Survivor
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Eliminated: Turd Ferguson
Won Immunity: Tappa Kegga Day
TKD beat WBM by 0.6 points to claim immunity in the first week of PFFL Survivor. Turd Ferguson was not nearly as fortunate, as a league-low 53.5 point output got them kicked off in a hurry.
Recap Babe
Have you heard of Megan Fox? I hear she’s pretty. Some even say she’s the hottest girl on the planet. My guess is that she shows up on this blog again this year.
A little video clip from her new movie:
…and some pics
