PFFL Absurdly Premature Playoff Picture – Week One


Written on September 16, 2009 – 6:00 pm | by Post Mortem

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Inspired by (ok, let’s be honest, completely ripped off of) MJD’s fine work at Yahoo! Sports

heidi_klum2Here’s my PFFL playoff seeding predictions after one week of play. Heidi Klum says, “8 of your are in, 6 of you are out.”

  1. Tappa Kegga Day
  2. Kramerica Industries
  3. Double D
  4. Camel Toe
  5. Winning Beer Money
  6. The Jedi Masters
  7. Hedfullalicker
  8. OPEN

Some Notes:

  • Tappa Kegga Day gets the easy nod as the top seed with their week one performance. Joe Flacco could be an unexpected breakout performer for this team. Now all they need to do is find a 4th guy in the RB/WR lineup.
  • Camel Toe would’ve been higher on this list given their impressive week one performance, but TKD’s high point week gives them the nod in the division, dropping Camel to the top wild card spot. This looks to be a very well-balanced team this year.
  • Double D looks to be back. Matt Ryan looks to be better than a one-year wonder. MJD gets a ton of touches. All they need to do is stop starting Ted Ginn. They win the Central.
  • Winning Beer Money won’t get 38 from their defense every week, and the McNabb injury is worrisome. So, despite a strong week 1 performance, I just can’t give them the West division. They’re a wild card at the moment, but better hope McNabb heals quickly.
  • The Jedi Masters got a win, but their lineup underperformed. I still think they’re strong enough to grab a wild card spot, but they might to look for more upside than LenWhale.
  • If CSPJ gets 6 TDs from Brees every week, they’ve got a shot to make this list. If not, they’re in trouble.
  • Post Mortem has a completely mundane lineup featuring guys who will get enough touches to score yardage points every week. If they don’t start scoring touchdowns though, the postseason just isn’t gonna happen.
  • Aaron Rodgers will have better fantasy weeks, and so will SIAP. LT’s ankle and Anthony Gonzalez’ injury situation are troublesome though.
  • Outside of Reggie Wayne, Hedfullalicker didn’t have much to get excited about in week 1, but they did get a win, so they’re one of the final wild cards by default
  • The eighth spot? Right now, I see SaaBB, DDT, SIAP and Post mortem as the teams with a shot there. (Sorry Turd, Hip and CSPJ).

Oh, and given that TKD won this thing last year? I sure hope I’m totally wrong.

Feel free to praise and/or rip apart this list in the comments…

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