This is all strictly unofficial, but this is how it looks like the playoff picture will shake out under a few key assumptions:
- Kurt Warner does not finish with negative points tonight (preserving the Kramerica victory over Turd)
- Alex Smith and Neil Rackers do not combine to score 23.5 more points than Frank Gore (preserving the Post Mortem win over Hedfullalicker)
- Anquan Boldin does not score 33 (preserving the DDT season point advantage over DD)
Assuming those things all hold true, the playoff seeds would be as follows:
- Post Mortem, 12-2
- CSPJ, 9-5 (even if Fitzgerald scores 31 and CSPJ loses to TKD, they will remain the #2 seed based on their total points lead over SIAP)
- SIAP, 8-6 (winning a tiebreaker over Kramerica and SaaBB due to a 3-1 h2h record)
- Kramerica, 8-6 (wins the tiebreaker over SaaBB due to a season sweep)
- SaaBB, 8-6
- DDT, 7-7 (wins tiebreaker over Double D by points, then WBM due to points)
- Double D, 7-7 (wins tiebreaker over WBM based on h2h win)
- Winning Beer Money, 7-7
If Alex Smith and Neil Rackers DO outscore Gore by 23.5, Hedfullalicker would move to 7-7. In that scenario, the bottom 3 of the playoffs would undergo a significant shakeup. Double D would actually be the #6 seed based on a 3-1 record against Hed and DDT. DDT would be the #7 seed based on a better division record than Hed. Finally, Hedfullalicker would claim the #8 seed based on a head-to-head win over WBM.
If Kurt Warner finishes with negative points and Turd beats Kramerica (thus making both of those teams 7-7)? Well, then you’re gonna have to wait until tomorrow morning.