Without a single snap of an NFL game taking place, only this much is guaranteed: The PFFL Super Bowl will feature one team from the East and one from the West. Oh, and the 2007 PFFL champion will be a first time trophy holder, and the 9th different team to win the PFFL title.
In hot hot semi-final action this week:
(5) Post Mortem (8-7) at (1) The Jedi Masters (14-1)
- Post Mortem was an upset winner in round 1, knocking off a tough Double D team
- The Jedi Masters survived an uncharacteristically low-scoring affair with Winning Beer Money
- These two teams have met twice before in the postseason. Both of those games were in the first round. In 2001, when the two teams were also both in the West division, Post was the division champ and beat the Jedis in round 1 after also beating them in week 14. In 2002, the Jedis crushed ‘Mortem in round 1 after beating PM in a non-division game in week 8.
- Post Mortem handed the Jedis their only loss this year, waaaaaaay back in week 2.
- Post Mortem is 1-2 in semi-final games.
- The Jedi Masters are 1-3 in the semis.
- Post Mortem currently leads the overall series against The Jedi Masters, 9-8.
(7) Sharp as a Bowling Ball (8-7) at (3) Kramerica Industries (8-7)
- Kramerica was the highest scoring team in round 1, eliminating a surging TKD
- SaaBB bounced back from a miserable late-season losing streak to knock off heavily favored SIAP last week
- This is their first playoff meeting
- Kramerica is only 1-5 against SaaBB all-time, with that win coming back in week 12. That victory ultimately was the key to KI’s surprise division championship.
- Kramerica has never played in a playoff semi-final.
- SaaBB is competing in their 6th week 16 matchup, but is only 1-5 in semi-final action.
Toilet Bowl
In the consolation bracket:
- The Hip vs Duany Duany Tanning
- Turd Ferguson vs Hedfullalicker
Merry Christmas from Nadia Styles and Ashley Fires (I guarantee those are stripper names)