View the 2008 Week 4 GameCenter
Keeley Hazell wearing about as much as you'll ever see her wearing
Week 4 will feature 5 inter-divisional matchups. This is an interesting week – Camel Toe and Hedfullalicker will be playing for the 4th time in league history, and that is the smallest number previous meetings for any game in week 4. There are also matchups between the two teams involved in the most lopsided game in PFFL history, and the two teams involved in one of the most (if not the most) lopsided all-time series in the league.
- DDT vs Post Mortem – These two are meeting for the 8th time. Post Mortem leads the series, 4-3, and has won the last two, including a 58-ish – 45-ish win in week 9 last year. These two seem to play low-scoring affairs, as only 3 times in the previous seven meetings has one of the two teams scored 100+ points.
- SIAP vs Tappa Kegga Day – Meeting for the 14th time, but only the 2nd since 2002, this is the first of two division matchups for TKD and SIAP this season. As division mates in ’97, ’98, ’99, ’00, and ’02, these two teams typically split their season series (SIAP swept TKD in 2000, otherwise, they were 1-1 against each other every year). TKD beat SIAP in the championship game 10 years ago. Last year, TKD beat SIAP, 87.69 – 55.88, in week 8, and carries a 2-game win streak into this season. SIAP still leads the all-time matchup, 7-6.
- Kramerica Industries vs Chain Smoking Patch Junkies – With an all-time matchup knotted up at 3 wins apiece, Kramerica and CSPJ will only play once in the regular season this year for the first time in three seasons. Only once has one of these two teams scored 100+ in a game against the other — CSPJ in week 10 of the 2006 season.
- Double D vs Sharp as a Bowling Ball – Double D leads this matchup, 3-2, but the regular season series is tied at 2 wins each. Double D won the last two meetings, but these two haven’t played in almost 2 full seasons. Their last matchup was in week 5 of the 2006 season.
- Hedfullalicker vs Camel Toe – In the other division matchup of the week, Hedfullalicker and Camel Toe square off for the 4th time in PFFL history. As division rivals in CT’s first season, Camel Toe beat Hed in week 5 of the 2006 season. Then, Hed beat CT in week 13 of that season, and again in week 7 last year, to claim a 2-1 series lead.
- The Hip vs The Jedi Masters – Did you know that The Hip and The Jedi Masters have never been in the same division? Neither did I. Until now. 2008 isn’t their year to co-habitate a division either, so they’ll have to settle for this inter-division clash as their 9th all-time meeting. The Jedis have won the last two games (in ’06 and ’07) to close in on The Hip’s 5-3 series lead. Last year’s victory was a bit of a laugher as the Jedi Masters won 159-84 – 36.5 in the biggest victory of any game in PFFL history, like… ever.
- Turd Ferguson vs Winning Beer Money – This isn’t officially rivalry week, but these two clubs have always shared a bit of a rivalry, at least in words. On the field itself? Well, this one is crazy-lopsided in favor of WBM, by the count of 10-1. Turd’s last win over Winning? Week 5 of the 1999 season, and that win was 75-73. Wanna check out the all-time scoring? Well, WBM leads Turd, 1071.79 – 848.03 in points scored. We’ll see if Turd can put a dent in that this week.
Of course, it wouldn’t be a way-way-way-too-early preview without some Keeley. The next two photos are NSFW, so, wait until you’re at home, then feel free to click below.
Keeley Hazell shows off her natural beauty(s)
...and then turns around
