2007 Week Nine Recap


Written on November 8, 2007 – 10:07 am | by Post Mortem

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ca1_ndn_18935.jpgIn week 9 action:

  • SIAP snuck by Kramerica by 3 points, extending their series lead over KI to 6-0.
  • SaaBB beat Turd Ferguson by 0.52 points to improve to 6-3. This was their first meeting since 2004 and the series is now tied at 4 wins each.
  • CSPJ earned a season sweep of Camel Toe with a 45 point win. CSPJ now leads this career matchup, 3-1.
  • Post Mortem beat DDT in the ugliest game of the week. The combined 104 points were lower than three other teams scored by themselves. Post Mortem leads this series, 4-3.
  • Double D used a 15 point win to gain a season sweep over Hedfullalicker. DD leads the all-time matchup 2-1.
  • The Jedi Masters turned in a historically dominant performance (more on that later) against The Hip. The Hip still leads the career series, 5-3, but has been outscored by the Jedis, 833.5 – 722.82 in those eight meetings.
  • Tappa Kegga Day continued their resurgence, running their win streak to 5 games with a win over Winning Beer Money (who has lost three straight). TKD owns the career series, 9-6, and has won the last three in a row.

9dd_ndn_19998.jpgRecords and Milestones

  • The Jedi Masters scored 159.84 points this week, which is the 7th highest point total in PFFL history.
  • The 123.34 point victory margin for the Jedis in their win over The Hip is far and away the largest victory margin ever seen in PFFL. Post Mortem (twice) and Turd Ferguson were the only other teams to ever beat an opponent by 90+, but congratulations are in order for The Jedi Masters, who were the first to win by more than 100.
  • SaaBB’s 0.52 point win over Turd Ferguson is the 6th closest game in league history
  • The Jedi Masters current 7 game win streak is tied for 7th longest in a single season.
  • Turd Ferguson’s 7 game losing streak is now all alone in 4th place on the single season loss streak list.
  • The Jedi Masters’ high point week is their 8th ever, tied with Double D for 9th most career high point weeks.
  • Adrian Peterson’s ridiculous 50.5 point day is the best ever single game performance by a starter in the PFFL stats era.

259_ndn_19977.jpgPFFL Survivor

For the second week in a row, immunity came into play. Double D had the lowest point total of the 6 remaining survivors at 95.25, but used the immunity they won in week 8 to earn a continuation of their stay. That was bad news for Winning Beer Money, whose 98.82 got them ousted. The Jedi Masters take immunity into week 10 (the final immunity of the season) and have guaranteed themselves a spot in the final four. Tappa Kegga Day, SaaBB, Turd Ferguson (!!!!) and Double D will battle it out next week to see who gets the other three spots.

cee_ndn_7206.jpgDivision Race Update

  • SaaBB’s close win this week allowed them to maintain a 2-game lead over their rivals in the East. That is the biggest advantage for any of the division leaders. Kramerica and DDT both sit at 4-5 with must-win games against SaaBB in weeks 12 and 13.
  • In the Central, SIAP has taken advantage of WBM’s losing streak to take a 1-game lead. Winning Beer Money still holds a huge advantage, with a perfect 3-0 division record and a game against SIAP in week 12 that would give them the tiebreaker. This is clearly a two-team race as The Hip and Turd have only managed to win 3 games combined.
  • The most competitive division race is out West. The Jedi Masters and Double D share matching 8-1 marks. TJM beat Double D in their first meeting. DD gets their shot at the division lead in the week 12 rematch. Meanwhile, Post Mortem is still lurking two games back with a head-to-head win over TJM earlier this year (but two losses to DD). And Tappa Kegga Day isn’t dead yet. Their 5-4 record has them in the discussion, but given that they’ve only managed to win games outside the division, they’ve got a serious uphill climb. Hedfullalicker can’t win the division.

33e_ndn_20015.jpgWild Card Race

  • The Jedi Masters and Double D each have a magic number of 2, but since Kramerica and DDT play head-to-head, all these two need is one more win to lock up a postseason spot.
  • At 6-3, SIAP, Post Mortem and SaaBB are all in great shape for playoff spots
  • Tappa Kegga Day and Winning Beer Money, at 5-4, need to simply stay hot to hold onto their playoff positions.
  • Kramerica and DDT would be your last team in and first team out, respectively, if the season ended today. It doesn’t, and they meet head-to-head in week 11, so this battle could get interesting.
  • Currently outside the playoff picture, but with five games to make a run, sit Hedfullalicker and CSPJ at 3-6.
  • The Hip, Camel Toe and Turd Ferguson don’t have much time left to make something happen playoff-wise

94879_bwresize_123_720lo.jpgThis week’s recap babe is an old fave. Next Door Nikki, famous for absolutely nothing beyond her ridiculous boobs and paw-print tattooed backside. I’m both hungry for a peanut butter cup (earlier pic) and kinda confused about whether to be attracted given the extra human she’s carrying around in the last picture here…

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