Well, personally, this was an awful week for me in fantasy football. After making the playoffs in 6 of my 10 leagues (5 of 6 with cash money involved), I am now done in all of them. Like the Packers. Lame.
Playoff Week 1 Results
- (8) SIAP took out (1) Post Mortem and is now 2-0 against PM in the postseason. This also continued a trend started in 2005. In the last six meetings between these clubs, the winner has alternated from the previous meeting. SIAP now leads the all-time series, 8-7. Post Mortem now has a 5-9 postseason record, including 5 first round eliminations. SIAP improves to 11-5 in playoff action, including an impressive 6-2 in round 1.
- (2) SaaBB held on to defeat (7) Kramerica Industries, ending a 3-game KI win streak in their all-time series, which SaaBB now leads, 6-3. Kramerica is 2-3 all-time in the postseason, while SaaBB is now 9-8, with only one first-round loss in 9 postseason appearances.
- (3) Tappa Kegga Day beat (6) DDT in a low-scoring affair. Of the eight playoff teams, these two teams had the lowest scores this week. Seeds matter. This was TKD’s second straight win over DDT after a loss back in week 6, but DDT still leads the overall matchup, 7-5. The postseason series is knotted up at 1-1. DDT is 4-6 in the playoffs, including 3-3 in the first round. TKD improves to 9-5 in the playoffs and is in the second round for the first time since 2005.
- (5) Turd Ferguson upset (4) Hedfullalicker in the highest-scoring matchup of the week. In fact, this game had the two highest scoring teams of the 8 playoff qualifiers. Again, seeds matter. After a week 1 loss, Turd has now won two straight against Hedfull, and the overall series is now tied, 7-7. Hedfullalicker is now a dismal 2-8 in the playoffs, including first round elimination in seven of his eight postseason appearances. Turd improves to 5-6 in the postseason, including a 4-3 record in round 1.
Playoff Record Watch
- SIAP’s 11th playoff win extends their record number of playoff wins. SaaBB and TKD are now tied for 2nd with 9 wins each.
- Post Mortem now has more playoff losses than any other team in PFFL history, with 9. SaaBB needs a championship run to avoid tying that mark this year, while Hedfullalicker is comfortably in 2nd place with 8.
- Turd Ferguson’s 141.51 point output this week is the 6th highest in postseason history.
- The matchup between Turd and Hedfullalicker set a new postseason mark for most combined points, with 254.72.
- The TKD-DDT total score of 140.42 is the 10th lowest ever in a playoff game.
- TKD’s 76.15 points are the 6th lowest in a playoff win
- Hedfullalicker’s 113.21 is the 2nd highest score in a playoff loss
Toilet Bowl
- Double D beat CSPJ by 0.36 points to advance to the semi-finals against The Jedi Masters
- Winning Beer Money beat Camel Toe by almost 15 to advance to play The Hip
Playoff Recap Babe
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