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Week 5 Highlights
- SaaBB won their fourth consecutive game, and weekly high points, beating DDT by 19. DDT maintains a 7-4 advantage over SaaBB all-time. Amazingly, SaaBB has only defeated DDT in week 5 games. Yep, 4-0 in week 5, 0-7 in any other week. Weeeeeeeeeeird.
- SIAP squeaked by The Jedi Masters to put both teams at identical 2-3 records. This is SIAP’s first win over TJM since the 2004 championship game, but the Jedis still hold the matchup lead, 8-5.
- Tappa Kegga Day won a third consecutive game and improved to 4-1 overall, and 3-0 in division play, with a close win over Kramerica. This should serve as some measure of revenge for Kramerica eliminating TKD from the playoffs last year.
- Double D handed WBM their fourth straight loss in dominating fashion, and now leads the all-time matchup, 5-2. This is also the fourth time that DD has scored 100+ points in a game against WBM. Meanwhile, WBM has never broken 90 against DD.
- Post Mortem benefited from Adrian Peterson’s meager Monday night point total to beat Turd Ferguson and remain undefeated. This is Post Mortem’s first win over Turd since week 5 of the 2005 season, but extends PM’s all-time matchup lead to 8-6.
- Hedfullalicker improved to 4-1 with a 20-point win over winless CSPJ. Hed now leads this matchup 5-3 and has won 5 straight.
- The Hip brought Camel Toe’s one-game win streak to an end with a 45-point victory. The Hip has beaten Camel three straight times and leads the career series, 3-1.
Record Watch
- CSPJ’s losing streak now stands at 8 games, tied for 3rd longest in PFFL history. They can move into a tie for 2nd with a loss in week 6.
- CSPJ’s 0-5 start is also tied for the 3rd worst start to a season. A loss next week moves them into a tie with The Hip and DDT for the worst starts to a season ever.
- For the third time in league history, Post Mortem has started the season with 5 straight wins. In 1997, they started 6-0 and finished the regular season 12-2. Last year, Post Mortem started 5-0, then stumbled to a 2-7 record the rest of the way, sneaking into the playoffs as a lowly wild card.
- DDT’s loss this week gives them a grand total of 50 losses in all games (regular and post- season). They become the 12th team in PFFL history to lose 50 games overall, and it took them the 2nd highest (112) number of games to get there. SIAP leads the way, taking 116 games to notch their 50th loss.
PFFL Survivor
Immunity Winner: Sharp as a Bowling Ball
Eliminated: Turd Ferguson
Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson
View the current Survivor Standings
Recap Babe
Minka Kelly is on Friday Night Lights (the third season is airing now on DirecTV only, and will be on NBC in 2009). She’s dated John Mayer (what hottie hasn’t?) and has recently been seen palling around with Derek Jeter. She’s fairly hot.
This video (if the embedding works) is from a recent GQ photo shoot:
