2008 Week Three Recap [Codi Milo]


Written on September 23, 2008 – 8:06 pm | by Post Mortem

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Rivalry Week (3) Highlights

  • F**king Illinois Bowl: DDT improved to 3-0 in the East with a victory over winless CSPJ. After losing the first two in their career series, DDT has now won the last 4 meetings. DDT has yet to score 100+ points against CSPJ.
  • Irish American Cup: Double D notched their first win of the year against division foe SIAP. DD has won 5 straight in this matchup and leads the career series, 6-3.
  • The White Shirt: Turd Ferguson improved to 2-1 with a win over reeling Kramerica. The all-time matchup is now tied at 4 wins a piece. In an example of just how close this series has been, check out the all-time scoring: Turd: 694.96 – Kramerica: 693.95. Yes, 1.01 points separate these two.
  • Mooseknuckle Cup: Tappa Kegga Day dropped Camel Toe to 0-3 with a commanding performance this week. TKD now leads the career series 2-0. On the bright side, Camel Toe scored as many points this week as they did in the first two weeks combined.
  • The Battle for Britney: This was the most lopsided game in this series since Post Mortem beat the Jedis 110-62 in 2000. The win ends a two-game Jedi win streak over PM, including the playoffs last year, and gives Post a 9-7 career lead in the battle for Britney’s heart.
  • The World’s Smallest Indoor Cocktail Party: Hedfullalicker stayed undefeated with the week’s high point total, and won their first game against The Hip since week 1 of the 2005 season (ok, so they’ve only played one other time in that time span, but still…). The Hip, who are scoring a lot of points in their losing efforts these last two weeks, can take solace in the fact that they still lead this series 9-6.
  • Battle for the Flute: The band guy’s team won this one, as SaaBB trounced WBM by 40 points. After a week one high point performance, WBM has now dropped two in a row. SaaBB now has an 85 point lead in this career series, but it is as tied as an 11-game history can be at 5-5-1.

Record Watch

  • CSPJ’s loss this week extends their losing streak to 6 games, dating back to week 12 of last season. That’s good enough to tie for the 9th longest losing streak in PFFL history with 11 other teams. It’s also the longest losing streak in CSPJ team history.
  • Double D’s win this week makes them the fastest team to record 50 combined wins (regular and post- season). DD took only 81 games to hit the mark, 3 faster than SIAP.
  • Ronnie Brown’s 44.15 point performance is the second most points scored by a single player who was benched for his game in PFFL player stat history (2004-present). Poor Camel Toe.

Strange Note of the Week: Ronnie Brown likes week 3. Last year, he scored 44.1 points in week 3.

PFFL Survivor

Immunity Winner: Hedfullalicker

Eliminated: Winning Beer Money

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money

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Recap Babe

This is Codi Milo. She’s 22, lists her boyfriend as one of her heroes, and is involved in something called “pornography.” I don’t know what that is, but apparently it involves movies, including one called Slut School. Her mySpace page says she makes more than $250,000 a year. That’s not too shabby. In the NSFW gallery below, you’ll also see Codi with some friends.

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