Sheesh, did I miss a week again? Ugh. Hopefully the video below makes you forget all about that. Seriously, go home, close yourself into a room and watch. Then curse Derek Jeter’s good fortune.
Week 4 Results
- CSPJ improved to 3-1 with a 23 point win over Camel Toe. The win improves CSPJ to 5-2 all-time against the ‘Toe.
- Double D won their third straight game, dropping Hedfullalicker for the 5th consecutive time. Hedfull’s only win over DD came in their first meeting, back in 2006.
- DDT beat The Jedi Masters for the third straight time to knot their all-time series up at 5 wins each.
- Turd Ferguson continued to dominate The Hip, running their all-time record to 10-5.
- SIAP is now 9-2 all-time against Kramerica, including three wins in a row
- Post Mortem entered the Monday night game needing a very very quiet night from Randy Moss to hold on for a win. Shockingly, Moss ended up with zero points and got traded later in the week. Meanwhile, ‘Mortem beat SaaBB for the 5th straight time to improve their series advantage to 10-4-1
- Tappa Kegga Day destroyed Winning Beer Money by almost 70 points. This is TKD’s first win over WBM since 2007, but they have a lead in the career matchup, 10-8.
PFFL Survivor – Week 4
The TKD-WBM game featured both Survivor highlights for the week as TKD posted league high points and won immunity. On the other side of the coin, WBM got voted off.
Week 5 Results
- CSPJ improved to 4-1 by continuing a trend in their series with Turd Ferguson where the teams alternate wins.
- Double D won their fourth straight with a narrow win over Post Mortem. The win ends a 3-game loss streak to PM for DD, and extends the DD series record to 9-4.
- Hedfullalicker sneaked by DDT in a high-scoring affair, and now leads the all-time matchup 7-6
- Winning Beer Money handed The Hip their 3rd straight loss. It’s WBM’s second straight win over The Hip, but The Hip still leads the series, 7-6.
- In one of the highest scoring games in league history, Camel Toe beat Tappa Kegga Day for the third consecutive time. Both teams are now 3-2.
- Kramerica handed The Jedi Masters their third straight loss on the season. The Jedis can relax in the knowledge that they still have a two-game advantage in the all-time series.
- In their 18th meeting in league history, SaaBB took down SIAP to move their series lead to 10-8.
PFFL Survivor – Week 5
Despite losing this week, Tappa Kegga Day was the highest scoring team left on the island and has immunity for the second straight week. Meanwhile, Turd Ferguson joined Kramerica, Camel Toe, The Hip and WBM in Eliminationville.
That girl up there? That’s current Survivor contestant Brenda, the former Dolphins cheerleader.
Record/Milestone Watch
- Tappa Kegga Day’s 118.75 points in their week 5 loss to Camel Toe is the 7th highest point total in a loss ever
- In week 4, Winning Beer Money became the 8th team in PFFL history to record 15,000 regular season points. They match SIAP as the fifth fastest teams to reach the milestone, requiring only 172 games
- Double D recorded their 10,000th overall point in week 5
- Kramerica recorded their 10,000th overall point in week 4
- The Hip’s week 4 loss was their 100th regular season loss. They are the only PFFL team to have lost this many regular season games, and will remain so until at least 2011 as the next closest team, Tappa Kegga Day, is only at 90 losses
Recap Babe
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