Now that week 4 is in the books, there is only one undefeated team left in PFFL, as well as only one team still seeking their first victory. Tappa Kegga Day is currently rolling through the league, leading the league in points scored and having under 75 points a week scored against them. Turd Ferguson, meanwhile, needs to find some offense in a hurry or this season is going to be very very long.
Week 4 Highlights
- CSPJ picked up their first win of the season, handing Camel Toe its third consecutive loss in the process. This is the second straight year that CSPJ has beaten Camel in week 4.
- TKD stayed perfect on the year, crushing Turd Ferguson. TKD leads this all-time series 10-8. Amazingly, this is the 6th time in those 18 games that the loser has scored fewer than 60 points.
- Winning Beer Money picked up their first win of the year and handed SIAP its first loss. This was one of the week’s many close games, with WBM winning by 1.26. This is WBM’s 5th straight win in this series, improving their record to 14-6.
- Post Mortem snuck by SaaBB by 0.5 points as both teams reached 3-game streaks. It’s also Post’s 6th consecutive win over SaaBB, who have not won a game in this series since 2003!
- DDT got their first win, taking down The Jedi Masters by 1.19 points. The Jedis haven’t defeated DDT since 2006. With a 4th win in a row, DDT now leads the series 6-5.
- In a rematch of last season’s Championship game, Hedfullalicker got some revenge, crushing Double D by over 60. DD still leads the career matchup 6-3.
- Back in 2002, The Hip beat Kramerica in week 3. This is only their fourth meeting since that time, but it is also Kramerica’s fourth win in the series. KI is now 3-1 while The Hip falls to .500.
Week 4 Records/Milestones
- SaaBB’s 118.79 points are the 7th most scored in a losing effort in PFFL history
- TKD’s 4-0 start trails only 5 other starts to a season in PFFL history. It also matches TKD’s best ever start, from 2006.
- Turd Ferguson’s 4-game loss streak to start the year is behind only 6 other teams on the worst start list. It is the worst start ever for Turd.
- Winning Beer Money won their 100th overall (regular season + playoff) game. They are the 8th team to do so, and the 2nd non-charter team.
- SIAP became the 5th team to lose 100 overall (regular season + playoff) games. It took them 222 games to hit the mark, by far the longest timeframe of the 5 teams in this club.
- Aaron Rodgers’ 53 point performance is the 2nd highest point total by a single player in the player stat era (2004+). He trails only the 55.65 points that Michael Vick scored in week 10 last season. Both played for Hedfullalicker when they set their records.
- By scoring three touchdowns, the Baltimore defense notched the fourth best defensive team performance in the player stat era
PFFL Survivor – Week 4
Hedfullalicker earned the 17th high point week of their career and earned immunity in Survivor. Meanwhile, after being in the bottom 3 in scoring every week, but staying alive, Turd Ferguson’s time finally ran out and their torch was snuffed.
Immunity: Hedfullalicker
Eliminated: Turd Ferguson
PFFL Babe of the Week
Kate Upton became sort of popular after appearing in this year’s SI Swimsuit issue. She’s also only 19. According to Wikipedia, she was born in St Joseph, Michigan, which is very close to where I got married. Her dad was a senator from Michigan. Also, she was an avid horse rider. She gave up horse riding when the bouncing became too uncomfortable. All but one of those things is true.
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