We’re already 6 weeks into the PFFL season. Next week will mark the halfway point of the regular season. Still a long way to go, but if your team is .500 or better right now, you should be happy because you control your own destiny playoff-wise. No one is out of it yet and no one has locked anything up, however, Turd Ferguson probably isn’t going to get the #1 seed — so that would be a silly bet to make in Vegas.
Week 5 Highlights
- Camel Toe extended their losing streak to 4 games, falling to SaaBB for the 6th time in their 7 all-time meetings
- Double D won for only the third time ever (10 meetings) over Turd Ferguson, who dropped to 0-5 on the year
- Tappa Kegga Day remained undefeated, beating Winning Beer Money by almost 40, and extending their all-time series lead to 11-8
- The Hip beat Post Mortem for the first time since 2003, but Mortem still leads the career matchup 9-5
- Kramerica won their 3rd straight on the year to improve to 4-1, while CSPJ fell to 1-4. The all-time matchup between these two teams is all knotted up at 5 wins apiece.
- SIAP beat DDT for the third straight time, and improved their season record to 4-1. DDT still leads this matchup by a game, 7-6.
- Hedfullalicker won their 4th straight after starting the season with a loss, while The Jedi Masters lost their 3rd straight after beginning the year with 2 wins. The career series between these clubs is tied at 8 wins each.
Week 5 Records/Milestones
- Turd Ferguson has now lost 7 straight regular season games, dating back to week 13 of last year. That’s tied for 8th longest losing streak in league history.
- Sharp as a Bowling Ball became the 5th team in PFFL history to record 100 regular season wins. It took SaaBB 201 games to reach this milestone, the most of any team in the 100 regular season win club. The Hip are now the only original PFFL team yet to hit this mark.
PFFL Survivor – Week 5
Tappa Kegga Day’s 5th straight week with more than 100 points earned them another immunity idol in Survivor, although it seems unlikely at this point that they need it. Meanwhile, CSPJ continued to alternate 100+ and sub-100 point weeks and it caught up to them as their 66.02 point output was the lowest of the remaining Survivors.
Immunity: Tappa Kegga Day
Eliminated: Chain Smoking Patch Junkies
Week 6 Highlights
- Camel Toe ended a 4-game losing streak and took down the final undefeated team in the league in the process, beating Tappa Kegga Day by 15. Camel leads this matchup 4-3.
- Turd Ferguson remains winless after falling to Winning Beer Money in a close one. If they are betting a case of beer on every meeting, Turd has now bought WBM 15 cases, while WBM has only purchased 2. This might be the most lopsided rivalry in the league.
- Hedfullalicker continued their winning streak, improving to 5-1, and dropping Post Mortem to 3-3. This is Hed’s second straight win over Mortem, but Post still leads overall 14-8.
- CSPJ beat DDT for the third straight time and now leads this matchup 5-4
- The Jedi Masters got back to .500 with a win over SaaBB. SaaBB leads this matchup 11-8, but has lost two straight to the jedis.
- Kramerica continued to roll, improving to 5-1 with their 4th straight victory on the year with a 9 point win over SIAP. SIAP still leads the career series 9-4, but has lost two straight to KI.
- Double D improved to 5-1, completing a season sweep of division rival The Hip, who fell to 3-3. DD is 6-4 in this matchup all-time.
Week 6 Records/Milestones
- Turd Ferguson’s loss this week moved them into a 6-way tie for the third longest losing streak in PFFL history, at 8 in a row. Only Kramerica (9) and WNFL (12) have had longer loss streaks. This is also now the longest losing streak in Turd Ferguson history.
- Turd’s 0-6 mark is tied with The Hip (1997) and DDT (2003) for the worst start to a season in PFFL history.
- The Jedi Masters became the 6th team in PFFL history to record 100 career regular season wins. Taking 188 games, the Jedis are the third fastest to reach the mark. It should be noted that the Jedis are the first non-original team to reach this mark.
- Winning Beer Money became the 7th team in league history to log 50 division wins.
- Turd Ferguson joins The Hip as the only two teams in PFFL to have 100 regular season losses.
- Tappa Kegga Day became the fourth team to lose 50 division games
PFFL Survivor – Week 6
CSPJ scored 112 points this week, tops in the league. Unfortunately, they were voted out of Survivor last week, so no immunity for them (if only we had some lame Redemption island thing, right? Hmmm… maybe we should?). CSPJ’s loss is Camel Toe’s gain, as they were the only other team in the league to score over 100. Immunity in week 7 is all theirs. Sharp as a Bowling Ball, on the other hand, had the 2nd most points in the league in week 5, but only scored 64 this week. They are out. Even worse for SaaBB? Their remaining 8 opponents have a combined record of 34-14, by far the toughest remaining schedule in the league.
Immunity: Camel Toe
Eliminated: Sharp as a Bowling Ball
 PFFL Babe(s) of the Week(s)
Since there two weeks in this recap, it seemed only appropriate that there be two ladies in the pictures. Rosie Jones and India Reynolds won the honor. Who are they? Apparently just your typical British models with huge breasts that don’t mind displaying said huge breasts.
This video is only Rosie Jones, but it does include those boobs, so don’t let your kids watch it.
rosie-jones-sexy-nuts-photoshoot by EgotasticMedia
