Here’s what happened in the first two weeks of the PFFL season
Week 1 Highlights
- Camel Toe beat Turd Ferguson by almost 10, winning their third straight season opener. Side note: In 7 matchups, neither of these two teams has ever scored 100 points
- SaaBB beat Winning Beer Money for the 8th consecutive time, extending their series lead to 11-5-1.
- Tappa Kegga Day beat Post Mortem for the first time since 2003
- SIAP beat CSPJ for the third straight time and now leads their all-time matchup, 4-3
- Kramerica crushed DDT by 50 to take a 6-5 series lead
- Double D beat The Hip for the third straight time in the second highest scoring meeting of their 9-game career series
- The Jedi Masters knocked off Hedfullalicker in their first meeting since 2008, and now leads this series, 8-7
Week 1 Records/Milestones
- Dating back to last season, Post Mortem has now lost 7 games in a row. That ties the mark for 8th longest losing streak, and is the worst streak of ever for Mortem
- Chad Henne’s 41.7 point performance is the 9th highest score by a benched player (3rd most at the QB position) in the player stats era
- Cam Newton’s 37.9 point performance is the 9th highest score by a benched QB in the player stats era
- Steve Smith’s (Carolina) 32.8 points is the 8th most by a benched WR in the player stats era
- Kramerica’s 138.67 points is the 4th most ever in week 1
- Tom Brady’s 43.15 points is the 2nd most by a single player in week 1 in the player stats era
PFFL Survivor – Week 1
Kramerica dominated the scoreboard in Week 1 and took home the season’s first immunity idol. Meanwhile, Post Mortem simply got dominated, scoring only 70.15 points (1.27 less than CSPJ) and got the boot.
Immunity: Kramerica
Eliminated: Post Mortem
Week 2 Highlights
- Post Mortem ended a 7-game losing streak, absolutely crushing Camel Toe (by 1.01 pts) in the process. This matchup is now tied at 3 wins each, with a rubber match coming up later this season.
- The Hip beat Turd Ferguson for the first time since 2008 to pick up their first win of the season and drop Turd to 0-2
- Double D improved to 2-0 on the year, and won their 4th straight over Winning Beer Money, who hasn’t defeated DD since 2007
- In one of two high-scoring, close games this week, Tappa Kegga Day remained undefeated, beating DDT by almost 4 points. It’s TKD’s first win over Tanning since the 2008 playoffs, but DDT still leads the career series 10-6
- Hedfullalicker beat CSPJ 114.98 – 111.77 in the other high octane matchup this week. Hedfullalicker now leads this series 7-5
- SIAP improved to 2-0 with a 25 point victory over SaaBB in the first of their two meetings this year
- The Jedi Masters are also undefeated, dropping week 1 high point team Kramerica by almost 30 points. This is the Jedi’s first win over Kramerica since 2008, but they lead the series 8-5
Week 2 Records/Milestones
- SIAP recorded their 20th high point week ever, trailing only Post Mortem’s 20.5
- The Hedfullalicker-CSPJ and TKD-DDT matchups rank as the 6th and 8th highest scoring week 2 games ever, respectively
- Post Mortem-Camel Toe is the 3rd closest week 2 game in PFFL history
- Jeremy Maclin’s 32.2 points is the 8th most by a benched WR in the player stats era
- Double D moved ahead of Post Mortem into 2nd on the career regular season winning percentage list (trailing only High Life’s big 2 season run)
- SaaBB and The Jedi Masters both have 99 career regular season wins. One of them will likely be the fifth team in league history to notch 100
PFFL Survivor – Week 2
SIAP notched 122.05 points and grabbed immunity this week. In another hotly contest elimination, Winning Beer Money’s 79.52 edged out Turd’s 85.91 for elimination honors
Immunity: SIAP
Eliminated: Winning Beer Money
PFFL Babe of the Week
This week’s babe comes courtesy of SIAP. Meet Saskia Howard Clarke, who was on Big Brother in the UK in 2005 or something. Anyway, 34FF. You can find more fun pics here
