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2008 Week 9 Recap [Keeley Hazell is a Witch]

Posted on November 4, 2008 by Post Mortem

Week 9 featured even more tightening of some playoff races while a couple division races are all but over. In addition, Post Mortem continued their early season success with a new record and two new milestones.

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Week 9 Highlights

DDT picked up a big win as far as wild card tiebreakers are concerned, beating The Jedi Masters by 22. TJM still leads this series, 5-3, but DDT has outscored them by 10 points in the career matchup.
SIAP recorded their first division win of the year, dropping Double D by 22 points. This is SIAP’s first win over DD since week 9 of the 2004 season and pulls them to within two in the all-time matchup, led by DD, 6-4.
Tappa Kegga Day moved into the lead in the East division race with a low-scoring win over Kramerica Industries. The win earned TKD the season sweep of KI (in fact, KI’s only division losses this year have been to TKD), and stretched their overall series lead to 4-2.
Post Mortem completed a season sweep of The Hip with a convincing 38 point win. PM has won four straight over The Hip and now leads the career matchup, 9-4.
Hedfullalicker got back into the winning spirit with an 8-point win over Camel Toe, losers of 5 straight. Hedfullalicker was Camel Toe’s lone victim this season, back in week 4. Hed now leads this all-time matchup, 3-2.
SaaBB rebounded from a tough loss last week to defeat a West division opponent in Turd Ferguson. This was SaaBB’s second straight win over Turd and moves them into the career series lead, 5-4.
CSPJ notched their second win of the year, beating Winning Beer Money by 9. The win ended a 4-game series win streak for WBM, but WBM still leads all-time, 4-2-1.

PFFL Survivor

SaaBB won not only weekly high points, but also the final Survivor immunity, guaranteeing them a spot in the Survivor Final Four. SIAP, TJM, Hedfullalicker and CSPJ will battle next week for the other three final four spots.

Immunity Winner: Sharp as a Bowling Ball

Eliminated: Kramerica Industries

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson, Tappa Kegga Day, Post Mortem, The Hip, Kramerica Industries

Still Alive: SaaBB, SIAP, The Jedi Masters, Hedfullalicker, CSPJ

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Postseason Races

East: The league’s most interesting division race did not gain any clarity this week. Not at all. Four teams are now tied for the division lead at 5-4, and even last-place Double D is only two games out of the division lead. If DD wants any chance at the division crown, they must beat DDT and TKD over the next two weeks.

Central: SaaBB won and TJM lost this week, so this division is starting to look like a non-race. SaaBB’s magic number is 3 meaning any combination of 3 SaaBB wins and TJM losses will hand the Central crown to SaaBB.

West: With a 4-game lead with only 5 games remaining, it would now take a collapse of monumental scale for Post Mortem to not win the West. The race for second place though, should be a good one. Turd Ferguson and Hedfullalicker play this week, with the winner moving into 2nd. Meanwhile, both The Hip and Camel Toe have been mathematically eliminated from division contention.

Wild Card: The wild card spots are as up-for-grabs as the East division. Currently, all of the teams at 5-4 or better would be in the playoffs, but there are a couple of 4-5 teams nipping at their heels. Games between Turd and Hed, Double D and DDT, & TKD and TJM in week 10 will play a big part in the race.

Record Watch

Post Mortem now owns the mark for best start to a season in PFFL history at 9-0.
Post Mortem’s 9-game win streak is tied with three other teams for the third longest streak ever in the regular season, and tied with one other team for third longest streak in a single season.
With 88.43 points this week, Post Mortem also became the first team in PFFL to record 15,000 regular season points. It took 163 games.
Post Mortem also became the first team in league history to win 100 games overall (regular season + playoffs), doing so in 176 games.

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Keeley Hazell in easily the best witch costume I’ve seen this Halloween season.

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2008 Week 9 Preview [Michelle Maylene]

Posted on October 31, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Week 9 Matchups

A pair of .500 teams square off in a non-division matchup this week when The Jedi Masters take on DDT. This is the first meeting between these clubs since week 13 of the 2006 season. DDT has lost two in a row this season and two in a row to TJM. On the plus side for DDT, they won the only previous week 9 game with TJM. The Jedis lead this series 5-2.
SIAP continues their quest for their first division win of the year with a matchup against Double D. SIAP is on a two game win streak while DD is on a 3-game slide had the ultimate comeback win last week. Back in week 3, DD beat SIAP 114.37 – 83.5, their 5th straight victory over SIAP in a series that they lead 6-3.
Tappa Kegga Day has a chance to move into first place in the heated battle in the East this week when they take on Kramerica. TKD has a victory over KI already this season, 86.74 – 79.77, four weeks ago. The Keg Tappers also lead the all-time matchup 3-2.
Post Mortem looks to stay unbeaten against 4-4 The Hip. In week 2, PM prevaled over The Hip, 116.42 – 106.61. Post holds the matchup lead, 8-4 and has beaten The Hip three straight times.
Hedfullalicker seeks to rise above the .500 mark and avenge a division loss from five weeks ago, as they take on Camel Toe. In week 4, Camel Toe beat Hedfull, 115.77 – 101.07, tying their all-time series at 2 wins each.
6-2 SaaBB plays a West division foe for the second week in a row, drawing 5-3 Turd Ferguson this time around. Oddly, this is their third straight week 9 meeting. In 2004, Turd beat SaaBB in week 9. Last year, SaaBB returned the favor in week 9. The overall series is tied 4-4. This should be a good one.
In the final division matchup of the week, 1-7 CSPJ battles 2-6 3-5 WBM. WBM leads this series, 4-1-1 and has won the last four meetings, including a week 6 win last season. This is the first of two meetings for these teams this season.

Record Watch – Post Mortem Edition

Post Mortem will try to become the first team in PFFL history to start the season 9-0.
In addition, PM is looking to become only the sixth team in league history to record a 9-game win streak.
A win this week would be the 95th regular season victory, and 100th win overall, for Post Mortem.
Post Mortem is also only 81.03 points away from the 15,000 regular season points milestone.

Preview Babe

This is Michelle Maylene. Seems like a sweet, innocent, Asian young woman. She also does porn. Read more about her on Wikipedia. You can check out her softer work on Cinemax on some series called “Co-ed Confidential.” (those free preview weeks are awesome)

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2008 Week 9 Stat Change (this is a big one)

Posted on October 30, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Ever since the PFFL Competition Committee voted to apply stat changes as long as they were reported before the next week’s games began, the impact of those changes has been limited to the team’s season point totals. Well… Not this week.

This week, we have a stat change that has changed the final result of a game:

A Marc Bulger to Antonio Pittman 3-yard pass was added to the stats today. This gives Pittman 0.3 more points. And he was in Double D’s starting lineup. And they have now defeated Camel Toe, 68.43 – 68.19

Double D is now 3-5, only 2 games out of first in the East. Camel Toe drops to 1-7.

Stat Change Babe

Sophie Monk is here for Camel Toe.

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PFFL Trade Deadline – Nov 6, 7:15 pm

Posted on October 30, 2008 by Post Mortem

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This is just a reminder to all teams that the PFFL trade deadline is in exactly one week. At the start of week 10 NFL action (which happens to include the first of this season’s NFL Network Thursday night games), the trade option will disappear.

PFFL Trade Deadline – Thursday, November 6, 7:15 pm

Trade Deadline Babe

Olivia Wilde wishes you success at the bargaining table. Based on the video below, I might need to start watching House.

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2008 Week 8 Recap [Stacy Keibler]

Posted on October 28, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Correction: I previously stated that this was the final immunity of the season for Survivor. That was incorrect. There are still 6 teams alive. The highest scorer of those 6 will receive immunity and a spot in the final four THIS week.

The closest win in PFFL history, a record-tying start to the season, and the setup for a great playoff chase. Here’s what happened in the PFFL in week 8!

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Week 8 Highlights

Kramerica won their third straight game and assumed sole possession of first place in the East. This is also Kramerica’s third straight win in this series, which is now tied at 4 wins each.
Don’t look now, but SIAP is on a win streak. With a dominant performance in a win over reeling Hedfullalicker, SIAP is now .500 and firmly in wild card contention. This is SIAP’s 2nd straight win over Hed, giving them a 5-3 all-time lead in the matchup.
WBM handed TKD its third consecutive loss, ending a 3-game win streak by TKD in this series. WBM improved their record to 3-5 to get back into the wild card conversation, while TKD dropped to 4-4 and is down another wild card tiebreak. TKD still leads this series, 9-7.
In a matchup between the two lowest scoring teams in the league this week, Camel Toe beat Double D by 0.06 points. That, my friends, is the smallest victory margin in PFFL history. Both teams are now 2-6 and need to improve quickly to make a run at the postseason.
The battle of division leaders did not disappoint. Going into Monday night, SaaBB held a 7.74 point lead over Post Mortem, but Mortem had one player left, Rob Bironas. After the Tennessee kicker nailed two field goals totalling 78 yards early in the Monday Night game, Post Mortem had the lead and an 8-0 record. It is PM’s 4th straight win over SaaBB, putting Post’s series lead at 9-4-1. Despite having 5 more wins, PM has only outscored SaaBB by 47 points in their matchup history. For SaaBB, this was their first loss since week 1, ending a 6-game win streak.
Turd Ferguson kept pace in the West, dropping division rivals The Hip by 11. Turd now leads this all-time matchup, 8-4 with one more meeting to come this season.
The Jedi Masters exploded for league-high points this week, holding back a tough effort from CSPJ in their first meeting since 2005. The 51-point win gives TJM a 3-2 series advantage.

Record Watch

Post Mortem became only the second team in PFFL history to begin a season 8-0. This ties the record previously set by the team PM beat this week, SaaBB. SaaBB achieved the mark in 2004, ultimately finishing the regular season with a 10-4 record and losing in the playoff semifinals as a wild card team.
This is also only the 8th time that a team has won 8 straight games in a single season. In three instances, teams have won more than 8 straight within a single season, led by The Jedi Masters with 12 straight wins last year.
Camel Toe’s 0.06 point win over Double D is the smallest victory margin in league history, surpassing WBM’s 0.18 point win over DDT in 2005.
DDT became the 13th team to lose 25 division games. With an all-time division record of 33-25, DDT ties with Hedfullalicker as taking the second most time to record that 25th loss. SIAP took the longest — 64 games.

PFFL Survivor

With the weekly high points, The Jedi Masters locked immunity. This coming week is the last available immunity opportunity, and will determine one member of the Final Four. Meanwhile, The Hip’s second lowest point total of the season sent them off the island.

Immunity Winner: The Jedi Masters

Eliminated: The Hip

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson, Tappa Kegga Day, Post Mortem, The Hip

Still Alive: Kramerica Industries, SaaBB, SIAP, The Jedi Masters, Hedfullalicker, CSPJ

View the current Survivor Standings

Postseason Races

East – This is the league’s most wide-open race. Kramerica Industries grabbed sole possession of first place this week, but has three teams only one game back. All five teams in the division have played each other exactly once, and will repeat that cycle in the next six weeks. The team with the most ground to make up is SIAP, who is 0-4 inside the division but 4-0 outside it. Week 9 division matchups: Kramerica vs TKD and SIAP vs Double D.

Central – SaaBB’s loss combined with The Jedi Masters’ win has created a closer race in the Central. The Jedis have already lost 2 games in the division and only have 2 left, so they need to beat SaaBB in week 11 and get some help from other teams (preferably another division foe) in defeating the Bowling Balls. In the bottom of the division, WBM is trying to make a late push and gets help from the schedule, with two games against cellar dwelling CSPJ remaining on the schedule. Week 9 division matchup: WBM vs CSPJ

West – Two of the four best records and half of the top 6 scoring teams reside in the West, but most of the division has been overshadowed by Post Mortem’s undefeated start to the season. PM has beaten each of its division opponents once, while no one else in the West is better than 2-2 inside the division. It’s certainly not a guarantee that Mortem wins the division, but it’s going to take a fairly huge collapse by PM and an outstanding run through a slew of tough division foes by someone else for it not to happen. Turd Ferguson’s spot in the West standings will be determined during a 4-week division-only stretch starting in week 10 while the other four teams square off in West battles this week. Week 9 division matchups: Post Mortem vs The Hip, Hedfullalicker vs Camel Toe

Wild Card – Think the NFL has parity? Check out the annual dogfight that is the wild card race in PFFL. Post Mortem and SaaBB appear to be in very comfortable position to mathematically lock up a playoff berth soon. Kramerica Industries and Turd Ferguson are both 5-3 and in firm control of their destinies, but are only one game ahead of a six-pack of teams at 4-4. WBM, Camel Toe, Double D and CSPJ must win games now if they want to get into this fight. The next few weeks will do a lot to separate the contenders and pretenders in this group, starting with some key matchups this week. Key wild card influencing matchups in week 9: Kramerica Industries (5-3) vs Tappa Kegga Day (4-4), The Jedi Masters (4-4) vs Duany Duany Tanning (4-4).

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Stacy Keibler has always had the legs, now she’s trying to get a real acting career going. She also says she’s a “nerd.” I guess nerdy girls all date a string of roided out freaks. She was also apparently in something on ABC Family recently…

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2008 Week 8 Preview [Olivia Munn]

Posted on October 24, 2008 by Post Mortem

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In a matchup everyone is sure to be talking about, the game of the week looks to be the one between the two teams with the best record and longest winning streaks in the league, not to mention owning the two best starts to a season in PFFL history (this year and in 2004). In other action, two non-division games could play big roles later when the wild cards are handed out as these games feature three 4-3 teams and a 3-4 club. There’s also a battle for the division lead in the East and a game between a 2-5 team and the 1-6 team it hopes to remain ahead of in the playoff hunt.

Week 8 Matchups

DDT leads the career matchup over Kramerica, 4-3, but was swept in two games last season. The winner of this one will remain in at least a share of the lead in the East.
Amazingly, SIAP and Hedfullalicker have only played seven times. Last year’s week 10 meeting was their first matchup since 2001. SIAP won that game and leads the all-time series, 4-3.
TKD and WBM are squaring off for the 16th time ever in a rivalry that includes games in every season since WBM joined the league (1998). The series was evenly matched at 6 wins each through 12 games, but TKD has won the last three to take a 9-6 series lead. This is their first ever week 8 meeting.
Double D and Camel Toe are facing off for the second time. DD won last year, in week 7, 102.09 – 83.53. DD is hoping to end a 2 game losing streak while ‘Toe is hoping to snap a 3 game skid.
7-0 Post Mortem and 6-1 SaaBB meet in a battle of division leaders. Both teams own long win streaks (SaaBB is 6-0 since week 1) and lead their respective divisions by 3 games. PM leads the career series 8-4-1 and has won the last three. These two last met in 2006, in week 8 actually, when Mortem completed a season sweep of the Bowling Balls. PM is 2-0 against SaaBB in week 8. If you’re wondering about that tie, it happened in week 9 of the 2002 season. The winner of this one has the inside track on the number one seed in the playoffs.
The Hip puts their 3-game winning streak on the line this week against a tough Turd Ferguson team. Both teams are 4-3 and fighting for wild card position. Turd leads this matchup 7-4, but The Hip won the last meeting by 38, in week 12 last season.
The Jedi Masters and CSPJ are meeting for only the fifth time ever and the first time since 2005. They were in the same division once before, in 2004, when they also played in week 8. The Jedis won that game and the follow-up match later that season. Meanwhile, CSPJ has won both of the non-division meetings.

Record Watch

Post Mortem is seeking to tie the PFFL record for best start to a season, a record held by this week’s opponent.
SaaBB, meanwhile, is looking to move into a tie for 8th on the list of longest regular season win streaks.
Kramerica only needs one more high point week to tie for 10th on the list of most single season high point weeks.

Preview Babe

Say hello to Olivia Munn. Some of these pics are from a new photo spread in some magazine called Complex, and Olivia looks to be in the Halloween spirit. I know very little of who this woman is, but apparently she’s on the G4 network, where she does things like eat a hot dog off a string (see video). If you are interested in more of her bio, here’s her Wikipedia page.

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Week 7 Stat Change [Keeley Hazell]

Posted on October 23, 2008 by Post Mortem

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One stat change had an impact on the PFFL scores this week.

A 10-yard pass from Marc Bulger to Donnie Avery was changed to a running play. This deducted 10 yards from Bulger’s passing totals, and also deducted 0.5 point from Turd Ferguson.

Stat Change Babe

The stat changes babes have pretty much exclusively been British Page 3 (i.e. topless) models, so this is as good an excuse as any to post more Keeley pics. This set starts off with a rare picture of Keeley wearing clothes, then quickly moves on to her more typical attire.

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2008 Week 7 Recap [Marisa Miller]

Posted on October 22, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Inspired by the good fortune of my 7-0 start in PFFL, I decided to test my luck. So, after cooking a little steak dinner and drinking some wine, I pulled an engagement ring out of my pocket and asked Kelley (for the few of you who have never met her, she’s my girlfriend of a year and a half+ who is way more than I deserve) to marry me. Not sure if it was the wine or if she really knew what she was doing, but she accepted. So, yeah, 7-0 in PFFL and engaged… You guys are going to let me win my first championship, right?

On to the real reason you stopped by this blog…

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Week 7 Highlights

Don’t look now, but The Hip is on a roll, winning their 3rd straight game this week to improve to 4-3. They also snapped a 3-game losing streak against DDT and took a 7-6 all-time series lead.
SIAP got back on the winning track with a win over CSPJ, evening their career matchup at 3 wins apiece and taking a second consecutive game from the Smokers.
Kramerica has won 2 straight and Double D has dropped 2 in a row. Kramerica’s big win was only their 2nd in 8 tries against DD. It was also their first week 7 win against the Doublers.
Turd Ferguson improved to 4-3 with a 63-point win over Tappa Kegga Day. The win snaps a 4-game streak for TKD over Turd and ties the all-time matchup at 8 wins each.
Post Mortem gained its first ever win against Camel Toe, despite scoring under 80 points. PM is now 7-0 overall and 4-0 in the competitive West division, while CT drops to 1-6 overall and 1-4 in division play.
Winning Beer Money notched its first win since week 1, defeating Hedfullalicker by 12 in a high scoring affair. WBM now leads the career series, 7-6 and has won 2 in a row over Hed.
SaaBB extended their division lead to 3 games with a win over 2nd place TJM. SaaBB has now won 6 straight, and has a 3-0 division record. TJM drops to 3-4 and 1-2 in division action. The overall series now stands at 9-6 in favor of SaaBB.

Record Watch

Post Mortem’s 7-0 start is the 2nd best start to a season in PFFL history, trailing only SaaBB’s 8-0 start 4 seasons ago.
In addition, PM’s 7-game run is tied for the 8th longest winning streak in league history.

PFFL Survivor

For the second straight week, Kramerica is your Immunity winner. In other Survivor news, despite being undefeated, this week saw Post Mortem get voted off the island.

Immunity Winner: Kramerica Industries

Eliminated: Post Mortem

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson, Tappa Kegga Day, Post Mortem

Still Alive: Kramerica Industries, SaaBB, SIAP, The Jedi Masters, The Hip, Hedfullalicker, CSPJ

View the current Survivor Standings

Postseason Races

East – 3 teams are tied for the division lead with 4-3 records, and even last place Double D is only 2 games out of first. DDT has the inside track right now with an undefeated division record, but this division looks like it will be a fight to the wire.

Central – With a win over TJM this week, SaaBB extended their division lead to 3 games. It’s going to take a serious stumble by the Bowlers before anyone else is going to seriously challenge for the Central crown.

West – Post Mortem sits atop the division with a 7-0 mark. Meanwhile, three teams are tied for 2nd in the division with 4-3 records. This one is Mortem’s to lose.

Wild Card – It’s pretty simple right now. If your team has an above-.500 record, you are in the playoffs. For these teams, it’s simple. Keep winning and you’re in the postseason.

Recap Babe

You’ve seen her in Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue and in a commercial with Ryan Braun. Your week 7 recap babe is Marisa Miller.

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2008 Week 7 Preview [Deanna Russo]

Posted on October 18, 2008 by Post Mortem

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This week will officially complete the first half of the PFFL regular season (yes, already!). On the schedule in week 7, there are 3 division matchups and they are all of different types. One will determine whether the Central is a one- or two- team race. Another features two teams currently in the middle of the pack in the East. And the final one matches the undefeated first place team in the West with a dangerous cellar dweller. On top of the division excitement, four of the seven games this week match up teams who have played at least 12 times in the course of PFFL history, and who have very close all-time records.

Week 7 Matchups

DDT and The Hip meet for the 13th time in a series that has run continuously since 2001. The regular season series is led by DDT, 6-5, but the all-time matchup is squared up at 6 wins a piece based on The Hip’s championship win over DDT in ’02. This is the first time these teams are meeting in a week 7 game.
SIAP will battle CSPJ for the sixth time, but first after a season off in ’07. CSPJ won the first 3 of the 4 regular season meetings, with SIAP getting its first regular season win in 2006. SIAP’s other win in the series came in the opening round of the 2003 playoffs.
Double D holds a 6-1 series lead over Kramerica, including two wins in week 7 affairs. These clubs have battled every year since 2003 and Kramerica’s only win was in the finale of the 2004 regular season. That win ended a 3-game DD win streak in the matchup, which is also what DD has right now. This game looks to figure heavily in the playoff race, if not the East division chase.
Tappa Kegga Day and Turd Ferguson have played 15 times, including meeting in every season except 2003. TKD leads the matchup 8-7 (that includes a split in their 2 postseason meetings), and has won four in a row. Turd’s last victory over TKD came in week 3 of the 2004 season. Turd can take solace in the fact that the only time these two played in week 7 (2001), Turd won 133-102.
Post Mortem takes an undefeated record into a battle with 1-5 Camel Toe. These clubs have only met once before, in week 14 of the 2007 season. Camel won that game, 84.24 – 68.63.
Meeting for the 13th time, Hedfullalicker and WBM have each won 6 games in this series (one of WBM’s wins was in the playoffs). With the exception of a two-game run by Hed in 2000, this is a back-and-forth series with alternating winners. WBM won the last meeting, in the 2006 championship game. This is the first time WBM and Hedfull are playing in week 7.
The Jedi Masters are looking to make a move in the Central against SaaBB, who hasn’t lost since week 1. This will be the 15th overall meeting of these teams in a series that is tied at SaaBB leads 8-6, but has dominated 8-4 in the regular season. The Jedis beat SaaBB by 23 in their last meeting, week 1 of last season. Only once have these teams played in week 7. In 1999, The Jedi Masters beat SaaBB, 79-63.

Milestone Watch

Post Mortem is hoping to become only the 2nd team to complete the first half of a PFFL season undefeated. A win this week would also give PM their first ever 7-game regular season win streak.
Winning Beer Money is hoping to stop their losing streak at 5 games. A loss this week would give them the longest losing streak in their franchise history.
SaaBB looks for their 80th regular season victory.
DDT looks for their 60th regular season win.
TKD wants to avoid a 75th regular season loss.
Post Mortem will try to tie SIAP’s record of 48 division wins.

PFFL Survivor Immunity

Kramerica has immunity in Survivor this week as the final 7 will be determined.

Preview Babe

This is Deanna Russo, whose intense blue eyes and frequent cleavage baring attire can be seen on Knight Rider, a series which has returned with a lead actor less lame than David Hasselhoff, but with a lamely-voiced (by Val Kilmer) KITT and a little too much influence from the Transformers movie.

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2008 Week Six Recap [Britney Spears]

Posted on October 14, 2008 by Post Mortem

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UPDATE: Now actually WITH pictures!

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Week 6 Highlights

DDT beat TKD to stay undefeated in division play and move into a first place tie in the division. This is DDT’s first victory over TKD since the opening round of the 2006 playoffs. DDT’s lead in the career matchup now stands at 7-3.
Kramerica shocked SIAP this week with a high-point-week-aided 12 point win. It’s Kramerica’s first division win of the year and drops SIAP to 0-4 in division play. It also ended SIAP’s matchup dominance (previously SIAP was 6-for-6 against KI). Kramerica now has victories against every current PFFL team except one… That one? Camel Toe.
The Hip crawled back to .500 with a win over Double D. The win ended a 2-game win streak for DD and gives the Hipsters a 3-2 advantage in the series. This is the third time in those 5 games that the margin of victory was less than 7 points.
Post Mortem remained undefeated with a surprisingly easy victory over Hedfullalicker. Hed drops to 4-2 overall and 2-2 in division play. PM now leads the all-time matchup 12-5.
SaaBB continued its run of success against Camel Toe with a 42 point win. SaaBB has won 5 straight since an opening week loss. SaaBB is now 3-0 against CT all-time.
CSPJ won their first game of the season, despite scoring only 76.54 points. This is CSPJ’s first win over Turd since 2005, and evens the career matchup at 2 wins each. For Turd, a 3-1 start has become a 3-3 record.
The Jedi Masters earned a season split with Winning Beer Money and moved back to .500 with a 20-point victory this week. WBM started the season with a win over the Jedis, but has since dropped five straight. The Jedis now hold a 9-3 advantage over WBM in PFFL history.

Record Watch

CSPJ’s regular season losing streak ended at 8 games. This will hold them in a tie for 3rd longest multi-season streakuntil someone can suck for 9 straight.
CSPJ’s 0-5 start to the season is also tied for third on the worst season starts list, behind only The Hip and DDT, who both started 0-6 at one point.
Post Mortem has equaled the best start in team history and now trails only SaaBB’s 2004 season for best start in league history. In PFFL’s first year (1997), PM started 6-0, and finished the year with a 12-2 mark, winning the West division by 4 games over Hedfullalicker. That order looks mighty familiar if you look at this year’s standings.
By attaining high points this week, Kramerica became the 6th team in 6 weeks to notch a high score. I have no idea if that’s ever happened before…

PFFL Survivor

Immunity Winner: Kramerica Industries

Eliminated: Tappa Kegga Day

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson, Tappa Kegga Day

Still Alive: Kramerica Industries, SaaBB, Post Mortem, SIAP, The Jedi Masters, The Hip, Hedfullalicker, CSPJ

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Recap Babe

Yep, it’s Britney Spears. After her freefall from hotness to white trash ugliness in the last couple years, it was going to take a lot for our old mascot to get back in the good graces of the league. But, her latest video just might have done it… Below are some screencaps from her new Womanizer video, including one that appears to show nipple. As an added bonus, here’s the music video from YouTube (the song is pretty lame, but the video isn’t awful).