Hey look, the NFL games have started. I suppose I should’ve written a preview by now, huh?

Matchups

• CSPJ looks for their first win of the year against The Jedi Masters. TJM leads the series, 4-2, including sweeping their season series last year.
• Camel Toe tries for win #2 as they take on Double D. These two teams played in the same division in 2007, the only times they’ve played. They each won a game.
• In a battle of early undefeated teams, TKD takes on Hedfullalicker. TKD has dominated this series, 10-4, but has lost 2 of the last three matchups including a week 2 matchups against Hed last season.
• The Hip and Turd Ferguson are both looking for their first win in their 14th career matchup. Turd leads the series, 8-5, but has lost 2 of the last three to The Hip, including a week 13 loss in 2008.
• Winning Beer Money and Kramerica are both 1-0 heading into their matchup this week. Kramerica has dominated this matchup of late, winning 6 of the last 7 over WBM, good for a 6-4 all-time matchup lead.
• Post Mortem and Double D both suffered tough losses in week 1. Double D has owned Mortem, winning 8 of their 10 meetings, but feel to PM in the first round of the playoffs last season.
• 0-1 SaaBB meets up with 1-0 SIAP in the first of their two division games this year. SaaBB knocked SIAP out of the playoffs in round 1 last year, and holds a 7-6 career advantage over SIAP.

PFFL Survivor

Safe this Week: Tappa Kegga Day

PFFL-Approved Tunes

New to some of the writeups this year? Music. Some of you know that my tastes tend a little more to the indie/alternative world, so expect to see some bands/songs show up that you may not have ever heard of. But, I’m gonna start slow. This week’s song is “I Gotta Feeling” by the Black Eyed Peas. I personally go hot and cold on them, but I like this song. Annnnnnnnnd, it was the song they chose to air in Lambeau at the end of the win over Chicago last Sunday night. I would be happy hearing this immediately following the other 5 home games in the “Green” package this season (oh, and a couple playoff games too).

Preview Babe

You may have caught her appearance as the girl Megan Fox was kissing in the video embedded in the Week 1 Recap. Here’s Amanda Seyfried getting some solo time.

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Highlights

• Camel Toe got their season off to a good start with a division win over CSPJ, ending a three game losing streak to the Smokers.
• Tappa Kegga Day needed every single one of their weekly high point total to beat Double D. This was TKD’s third straight win over the D’s.
• The Jedi Masters were one of three teams to win this week despite scoring fewer than 80 points. This was their fourth straight win over The Hip, and it ties the all-time series at five wins each.
• Winning Beer Money rode the domination of the Eagles defense to a big opening week win over Post Mortem. WBM leads this series 6-3, but this is their first victory over PM since 2004.
• SIAP notched the third lowest point total of the week. And won. Turd helped them out by having a terrible first game, as they dropped their fourth straight to the Pissers. SIAP leads this matchup 11-6.
• Hedfullalicker just narrowly snuck by DDT, winning by 1.85 points. It’s Hed’s second straight win over DDT and gives ‘licker a 6-5 career matchup advantage.
• In another close game, Kramerica beat SaaBB in the first week of the season for the second straight year. SaaBB hopes that it works out like last year and they get to face KI in the postseason.

Record Watch

Note: All player scoring records cover the period of 2004 to the present only

• Hedfullalicker became the third team in PFFL history to win 50 division games. It took 95 games for Hed to accomplish the feat, only 5 fewer than Post Mortem and SIAP.
• DDT is the 12th team in the league to lose 50 regular season games. Taking 113 games to reach the mark is a great accomplishment, tied for 2nd slowest time to lose 50 with SaaBB. SIAP took 116 games to lose this many.
• The Eagles 38.7 point output is the most ever by a starting defense (the Seahawks scored 46 on DDT’s bench in 2005).
• The 42.9 points by Drew Brees is the 7th most ever by a QB on a roster
• Hedfullalicker beat DDT by 1.85 points. That seems like a close game right? Well, it’s actually the 7th closest week 1 game in PFFL history.
• Drew Brees, Adrian Peterson and the Philly D posted the 1st, 3rd and 4th highest week 1 point totals ever (Tony Romo is 2nd on the list with his 2007 week 1 performance)

PFFL Survivor

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Eliminated: Turd Ferguson
Won Immunity: Tappa Kegga Day

TKD beat WBM by 0.6 points to claim immunity in the first week of PFFL Survivor. Turd Ferguson was not nearly as fortunate, as a league-low 53.5 point output got them kicked off in a hurry.

Recap Babe

Have you heard of Megan Fox? I hear she’s pretty. Some even say she’s the hottest girl on the planet. My guess is that she shows up on this blog again this year.

A little video clip from her new movie:

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