While people like the Marks in PFFL were celebrating the sex machine’s win, and this guy was crafting a message for Bill Simmons, and a Bengal got arrested – Jessica Biel decided to get in some sunbathing on a yacht somewhere. I don’t really care too much about the state of her suntan, but the photos from her stalker are nice…

Also, Eva Longoria posed with some chains.

Jessica Alba was busy this week. She sported a number of different bikinis while spending her time on a beach in some sunny location that was likely not Lake Michigan. Personally, I don’t think she has a very good throwing motion, so her chances of making an NFL team are not good. I sure hope she has a backup plan.

Links:
WWTD – This Guy Really Likes Jessica Alba
The Superficial – Jessica Ala’s butt looks terrible in a bikini
The Superficial – Jessica Alba plays football in her bikini

And now, a buttload of pictures: