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2010 Playoff Week 1 Recap

Posted on December 21, 2010 by Post Mortem
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For the second straight year, the top two seeds fall in the first round. That means either Double D wins the championship, or a .500 team will take home the title this year.

Playoff Round 1 Highlights

  • In their first ever PFFL playoff game, Camel Toe came out with a win, taking down top-seeded CSPJ in a defensive battle (if we’re going to be kind). Arian Foster and MJD let down the smokers, as did their decision to start Kerry Collins over Eli Manning. For Camel Toe, it was Chris Johnson living up to his first-pick-overall status with a 22 point performance.
  • The second overall seed was Tappa Kegga Day. TKD scored the second most points of any playoff team this week. Unfortunately, they were playing Hedfullalicker, who scored the most. For Hed, it was the Michael Vick show, as the comeback player of the year tallied 44 points on his own. TKD countered with a huge game from Jason Witten and a solid effort from Drew Brees, but Terrell Owens’ injury early in his game this week resulted in a goose egg at one WR spot.
  • After limping into playoff eligibility by winning the god-awful Central division title, Winning Beer Money is now in the final four, courtesy of a 20 point win over SIAP. Peyton Hillis joined the ranks of RBs with successful seasons who came up small in the first round of the postseason. For WBM, it was solid performances from most of their roster that led the way to victory.
  • In the closest game of the week, Double D made full use of the 2-point Home Field Advantage to beat DDT by just over a point. Jon Kitna is the surprise hero in this win while stalwarts like Tom Brady, Dwayne Bowe and Matt Forte all came up small for DDT.

Playoff Record Watch

  • The 121.91 total points scored in the Camel Toe – CSPJ game is the 2nd lowest combined point total in PFFL postseason history. You have to go all the way back to 1999′s 71-50 win by WNFL over The Dark Side to find a lower scoring game.
  • Double D’s 1.18 point win over DDT ranks as the fifth closest game in playoff history.
  • Two teams joined the top 10 list of fewest points scored in a playoff win this week: Camel Toe is 2nd on that list behind TKD’s ugly first round win over Co-Cheese in 1999, and Double D finds themselves in the top 10 for a second time. They add an 8th ranked point total to their 3rd place score from the 2005 championship game.
  • Tappa Kegga Day’s 103.44 points is the 6th most points scored in a losing effort in the postseason
  • Camel Toe is the only active PFFL team with a perfect postseason record. Can they keep it up and win the 2010 championship?
  • DDT became the 8th team in PFFL history to score 1000 postseason points
  • CSPJ became the 11th team to lose 5 playoff games

Toilet Bowl Results

  • Turd Ferguson 119.13 – Post Mortem 103.79 > Both would’ve been strong contenders in the actual playoffs. Instead, Turd continues a march to the toilet.
  • The Hip 96.04 – SaaBB 87.74 > The Hip has dreams of another Toilet Bowl title to sit on the fireplace next to the one they earned in 2007

Playoff Recap Babes

It’s the playoffs, so you get videos and multiple ladies. First up is a video from Saturday Night Live which features Jessica Alba and Blake Lively in bed. Next is a clip from the movie Black Swan with Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman. No boobies or anything here, but I probably wouldn’t watch these with the kids.

I Just Had Sex:

From Black Swan:

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2008 Week 10 Recap [Blake Lively]

Posted on November 11, 2008 by Post Mortem
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Were you sick of hearing about all the streak-related records being set by Post Mortem? If so, you can rest easy because the streak is over thanks to Kramerica. Elsewhere around PFFL, the East is looking for a leader while week 11 could be division-clinching time for the front-runners in the Central and West.

View the Week 10 Game Center

View the Automated Week 10 Recaps at myFantasyLeague

Week 10 Highlights

  • DDT improved to 6-4 by completing a season sweep of Double D. Back in week 2, Double D scored 60.02 against DDT. This week they managed 60.82. At this rate, it will only take Double D 49 more games against DDT to score 100. DDT has won 4 straight in a series that they now lead 4-1.
  • SIAP extended their win streak to 4 games with a beat down of Camel Toe. SIAP now leads this series 2-1 and has won the last two meetings. Camel Toe has lost 6 straight.
  • Kramerica ended Post Mortem’s perfect season and remained in a tie for the lead in the East. KI has now won two straight in this series and leads the matchup, 3-2.
  • TKD came up big this week to hand The Jedi Masters a loss. The loss ended a five game win streak for TJM in this series, which is still led by the Jedis, 8-7.
  • Turd Ferguson took sole possession of 2nd place in the West with a win over Hedfullalicker. The two split their season series, but Hedfullalicker still leads 7-6 all-time.
  • The Hip lost a third straight game, falling to Winning Beer Money, who seems intent on re-inserting themselves into the playoff picture. The Hip still leads this all-time matchup, 7-5.
  • In the highest scoring game of the week, CSPJ picked up their 2nd division win (and 3rd overall) with a 12-point victory over division-leading SaaBB. The teams split their season series and the career series is all tied up at 5-5-1.

PFFL Survivor

Hedfullalicker’s 62.91 points this week were not even close to enough to get them into the Survivor Final Four. Now that we are down to 4 teams, there is no immunity. The next two weeks will see the lowest score eliminated regardless of prior week results, leading up to the two-week Survivor finale. SIAP, CSPJ, The Jedi Masters, and SaaBB are your contenders. Interestingly enough, 2 of those teams would currently be in the playoffs, while the other two are on the outside looking in)

No More Immunity

Eliminated: Hedfullalicker

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson, Tappa Kegga Day, Post Mortem, The Hip, Kramerica Industries, Hedfullalicker

Final Four: SaaBB, SIAP, The Jedi Masters, CSPJ

View the current Survivor Standings

Postseason Races

East: Wow. I mean, there was just no separation among the top teams in this division this week. TKD and DDT are in the best position with 4-1 division records, while SIAP, at 1-4, can’t afford another division loss. But, with three division matchups looming for the top 4 teams here over the next four weeks, there is a TON left to be settled. TKD faces Double D and SIAP and Kramerica square off in big week 11 East battles.

Central: If SaaBB beats The Jedi Masters in week 11, SaaBB wins the division. Yep, it’s that easy. Of course, these are also the two highest-scoring teams in the league, so this shootout should be interesting. The Jedis and WBM are still alive in this division race, but likely need to win out and have SaaBB lose out.

West: This division isn’t settled yet, but if Post Mortem defeats Turd Ferguson in week 11, the division crown will belong to Mortem. Turd needs to win to keep their division title hopes alive while Hedfullalicker has an outside shot if they win out and Post Mortem loses out.

Wild Card: Right now, this picture looks pretty clear. If you are .500 or better, you are in the playoffs. With the East teams set to start beating up on each other, however, the 4-6 (and even 3-7) teams have a shot to get into the mix if they can keep winning games. Only one team has clinched a playoff spot — Post Mortem actually wrapped up their postseason invite last week. No one has been eliminated yet, but Camel Toe is out with another loss or with a Hedfullalicker win.

IN: Post Mortem

Record Watch

  • We can close the book now on the spot in the record books for Post Mortem’s 9-game win streak:
    • Longest win streak to start a season
    • Tied for 3rd longest multi-season win streak
    • Tied for 3rd longest single-season win streak
    • Longest win streak in Post Mortem franchise history
  • Camel Toe’s current 6-game loss streak puts them in a tie for 5th longest single-season losing streak and a tie for 10th longest multi-season loss streak
  • Hedfullalicker’s benching of Jay Cutler and his 38.25 point performance this week resulted in the 9th highest scoring performance from a player on the bench in the player stats era (2004-present)
  • Camel Toe lost their 25th regular season game this week

Season High Points

We have one of the better races for season high points in recent memory going on right now with five teams within 100 points of the lead, so I’m going to start highlighting the current standings here.

  1. SaaBB – 1007.71
  2. The Jedi Masters – 1005.99 (1.72 PB)
  3. Post Mortem – 982.87 (24.84 PB)
  4. SIAP – 962.33 (45.38 PB)
  5. Hedfullalicker – 941.26 (66.45 PB)

Everyone else is 149 or more points behind SaaBB and probably shouldn’t be including the season high point winnings in their budget.

Recap Babe

Blake Lively from Gossip Girl is your recap babe this week as she rocks a one-piece swimsuit.

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