Based on a random draw at the 2008 Postseason Bash, the 2009 Draft Pick Selection order is as follows:
Camel Toe
Kramerica Industries
Double D
Hedfullalicker
Turd Ferguson
Post Mortem
Winning Beer Money
SIAP
DDT
Tappa Kegga Day
Sharp as a Bowling Ball
The Jedi Masters
The Hip
Chain Smoking Patch Junkies
This is the second year in a row that Camel Toe has come away with the first option at picking a draft spot. Last year, they decided to go with the #1 pick, and selected Ladainian Tomlinson, only to end the season with the worst record in the league. Wonder what their strategy will be in 2009…
DDT beat TKD to stay undefeated in division play and move into a first place tie in the division. This is DDT’s first victory over TKD since the opening round of the 2006 playoffs. DDT’s lead in the career matchup now stands at 7-3.
Kramerica shocked SIAP this week with a high-point-week-aided 12 point win. It’s Kramerica’s first division win of the year and drops SIAP to 0-4 in division play. It also ended SIAP’s matchup dominance (previously SIAP was 6-for-6 against KI). Kramerica now has victories against every current PFFL team except one… That one? Camel Toe.
The Hip crawled back to .500 with a win over Double D. The win ended a 2-game win streak for DD and gives the Hipsters a 3-2 advantage in the series. This is the third time in those 5 games that the margin of victory was less than 7 points.
Post Mortem remained undefeated with a surprisingly easy victory over Hedfullalicker. Hed drops to 4-2 overall and 2-2 in division play. PM now leads the all-time matchup 12-5.
SaaBB continued its run of success against Camel Toe with a 42 point win. SaaBB has won 5 straight since an opening week loss. SaaBB is now 3-0 against CT all-time.
CSPJ won their first game of the season, despite scoring only 76.54 points. This is CSPJ’s first win over Turd since 2005, and evens the career matchup at 2 wins each. For Turd, a 3-1 start has become a 3-3 record.
The Jedi Masters earned a season split with Winning Beer Money and moved back to .500 with a 20-point victory this week. WBM started the season with a win over the Jedis, but has since dropped five straight. The Jedis now hold a 9-3 advantage over WBM in PFFL history.
Record Watch
CSPJ’s regular season losing streak ended at 8 games. This will hold them in a tie for 3rd longest multi-season streakuntil someone can suck for 9 straight.
CSPJ’s 0-5 start to the season is also tied for third on the worst season starts list, behind only The Hip and DDT, who both started 0-6 at one point.
Post Mortem has equaled the best start in team history and now trails only SaaBB’s 2004 season for best start in league history. In PFFL’s first year (1997), PM started 6-0, and finished the year with a 12-2 mark, winning the West division by 4 games over Hedfullalicker. That order looks mighty familiar if you look at this year’s standings.
By attaining high points this week, Kramerica became the 6th team in 6 weeks to notch a high score. I have no idea if that’s ever happened before…
PFFL Survivor
Immunity Winner: Kramerica Industries
Eliminated: Tappa Kegga Day
Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson, Tappa Kegga Day
Still Alive: Kramerica Industries, SaaBB, Post Mortem, SIAP, The Jedi Masters, The Hip, Hedfullalicker, CSPJ
Yep, it’s Britney Spears. After her freefall from hotness to white trash ugliness in the last couple years, it was going to take a lot for our old mascot to get back in the good graces of the league. But, her latest video just might have done it… Below are some screencaps from her new Womanizer video, including one that appears to show nipple. As an added bonus, here’s the music video from YouTube (the song is pretty lame, but the video isn’t awful).
Based on a random draw at the 2008 Postseason Bash, the 2009 Draft Pick Selection order is as follows:
