PFFL Blog » Danielle Lloyd http://www.waymorefunner.com/pffl/blog The official blog of PFFL Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:30:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 2008 Week 10 Stat Change [Danielle Lloyd] http://www.waymorefunner.com/pffl/blog/general/2008-week-10-stat-change-danielle-lloyd/ http://www.waymorefunner.com/pffl/blog/general/2008-week-10-stat-change-danielle-lloyd/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:24:21 +0000 Post Mortem http://www.waymorefunner.com/pffl/blog/?p=448 There was only one stat change this week that had an impact on scores in PFFL:

  • A 3-yard pass to Steve Breaston was originally credited to Larry Fitzgerald. This increased Breaston’s point total by 0.3 and dropped Fitzgerald’s by 0.3. The Fitzgerald stat change reduces Post Mortem’s final game score from 80.71 to 80.41.

Stat Change Babe

Danielle Lloyd returns to the PFFL blog to taunt Post Mortem’s loss of points.

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During the summer, I got a head start on some of the preview posts. You can call it cheating if you want, but they all do feature some Keeley Hazell pictures, so I don’t think you’ll complain too much.

This is the one I wrote for week 3.

In this post, I’m going to make an attempt to give a little more life to some of the rivalries in our first ever official Rivalry Week – inspired by (most of) your submissions in the offseason listing your biggest PFFL rivals.

Here we go. If you think any of these are lame, let me know and I’ll rename it to something more of your liking. Otherwise, you just might be stuck with these rivalry names for life.

Post Mortem vs The Jedi Masters
The Battle for BritneyThis is the first ever named PFFL rivalry. There’s even a traveling trophy. It’s a poster of Britney Spears that, yes, I felt weird buying 5 or 6 years ago or whenever. I think it’s in Walker’s basement right now, or on one of his daughter’s bedroom walls.
Duany Duany Tanning vs Chain Smoking Patch Junkies
FIB (F**king Illinois Bowl)

Both of these teams feature owners who reside in Chicago. While this isn’t necessarily a reflection of their individual worth, it does mean that they are likely terrible drivers. I believe this game is being played at Six Flags.
SIAP vs Double D
Irish American Cup

This is the storied matchup of Uncle Sam and the Leprechaun. One nation is an island known for its friendly drunks (just don’t bring up religion!), the other is the most powerful nation in the world. So, yeah, it’s a fair fight.
Kramerica Industries vs Turd Ferguson
The White Shirt

Allegedly, these two dislike the sun and are willing to go to extreme measures to protect themselves from it, to the point of putting on a layer of sunscreen so thick it becomes the equivalent of a shirt. The picture for this one is probably better than an image of either of these owners getting oiled up.
Hedfullalicker vs The Hip
The World’s Smallest Indoor Cocktail Party

One team is literally a head full of liquor. The other has owners separated by an ocean, but governed (symbolically) by the same queen. The name is a knockoff of the annual Florida – Georgia matchup in college football. Hopefully it’s also how these guys spend their time cheering on this game this weekend.
Sharp as a Bowling Ball vs Winning Beer Money
Battle for the Flute

Someone involved in this matchup was in band. Someone on one of these two teams listed the other team as their team’s #1 rival. Historically, they’ve played each other closely, including one tie. Alysson Hannigan and her Band Camp skills await the winner.
Tappa Kegga Day vs Camel Toe
Mooseknuckle Cup

Well, the term is an advanced form of one team’s name, the picture is one that Kennedy would probably post for the other team. It seems to fit. Given that this is only their second meeting ever, they’re probably also going to hope they don’t play again anytime soon during rivalry week so they’re not subjected to this same pic.

Rivalry Babe

Keeley gets the nod as the official preview babe, so for this special rivalry post, we’ll go with one of her countrymates. Say hello to Danielle Lloyd. Did you just say “Hello” out loud? Because she can’t really hear you. I mean, I was just using that figuratively.

More Danielle:

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