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2011 Week 3 Recap

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Post Mortem

The NFL has 3 undefeated teams, PFFL has 3 undefeated teams. The NFL has 5 0-3 teams, PFFL has 4 0-3 teams. The NFL gets billions of dollars a year from their television contracts, PFFL has no outside income. What’s up with that? Are you going to tell me that Tappa Kegga Day, SIAP and Double D are less popular than the Bills, Packers and Lions? You are? Oh… ok.

Week 3 Highlights

SIAP rolled to a 3-0 start, handing Camel Toe their 2nd straight loss of the year after winning in week 1. SIAP leads this series 4-2.
In the lowest-scoring game of this 12-year rivalry, Post Mortem prevailed to move to 2-1, while Turd Ferguson remained winless. The loss ends a 2-game win streak for Turd Ferguson in the all time series. Post Mortem has won 4 of the last 6 meetings and leads the career matchup 11-8
Winning Beer Money got more than doubled up on the scoreboard by Kramerica, posting the lowest point total ever by one team in this rivalry. Kramerica now leads the series 9-5 and has won 5 of the last 6 meetings.
Tappa Kegga Day won out in a battle of undefeateds as The Jedi Masters struggled to find points. This is TKD’s third straight win in the series and it gives them a 10-9 overall lead.
Double D remained undefeated while dropping CSPJ to 0-3. DD is 7-3 in this matchup all-time.
DDT put up 90 points, but still couldn’t get their first win of the season, falling to Hedfullalicker by 8. Hedfull leads this all-time matchup, 8-7
In the 20th meeting ever between The Hip and SaaBB, it was The Hip’s turn to take home the win. This series is now all square at 10 wins each.

Week 3 Records/Milestones

Congratulations to The Hip, who won their 100th overall game this week. They are the last of the six remaining charter league members to reach the mark, and the 7th team overall (The Jedi Masters reached the mark last year). The Hip is still 8 regular season wins away from 100 in that category.
Tappa Kegga Day’s 16th high point week moves him into a tie with Hedfullalicker behind Post Mortem and SIAP for most ever.
Dan Bailey’s 21.4 points are the 9th most by a starting kicker in the player stat era
That huge game for Wes Welker? His 38.6 points are only the 8th most by a starting WR in the player stat era

PFFL Survivor – Week 3

Tappa Kegga Day had high points in the league this week and wins immunity. Meanwhile, The Jedi Masters had the 2nd lowest point total of the week, but the only team lower got the boot in week 2. So, the Jedis are… out.

Immunity: Tappa Kegga Day

Eliminated: The Jedi Masters

PFFL Babe of the Week

Mila Kunis. Does there have to be a reason?

Categories: Recap | Tags: 2011, Mila Kunis, Recap

2010 Playoff Week 1 Recap

Posted on December 21, 2010 by Post Mortem

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For the second straight year, the top two seeds fall in the first round. That means either Double D wins the championship, or a .500 team will take home the title this year.

Playoff Round 1 Highlights

In their first ever PFFL playoff game, Camel Toe came out with a win, taking down top-seeded CSPJ in a defensive battle (if we’re going to be kind). Arian Foster and MJD let down the smokers, as did their decision to start Kerry Collins over Eli Manning. For Camel Toe, it was Chris Johnson living up to his first-pick-overall status with a 22 point performance.
The second overall seed was Tappa Kegga Day. TKD scored the second most points of any playoff team this week. Unfortunately, they were playing Hedfullalicker, who scored the most. For Hed, it was the Michael Vick show, as the comeback player of the year tallied 44 points on his own. TKD countered with a huge game from Jason Witten and a solid effort from Drew Brees, but Terrell Owens’ injury early in his game this week resulted in a goose egg at one WR spot.
After limping into playoff eligibility by winning the god-awful Central division title, Winning Beer Money is now in the final four, courtesy of a 20 point win over SIAP. Peyton Hillis joined the ranks of RBs with successful seasons who came up small in the first round of the postseason. For WBM, it was solid performances from most of their roster that led the way to victory.
In the closest game of the week, Double D made full use of the 2-point Home Field Advantage to beat DDT by just over a point. Jon Kitna is the surprise hero in this win while stalwarts like Tom Brady, Dwayne Bowe and Matt Forte all came up small for DDT.

Playoff Record Watch

The 121.91 total points scored in the Camel Toe – CSPJ game is the 2nd lowest combined point total in PFFL postseason history. You have to go all the way back to 1999′s 71-50 win by WNFL over The Dark Side to find a lower scoring game.
Double D’s 1.18 point win over DDT ranks as the fifth closest game in playoff history.
Two teams joined the top 10 list of fewest points scored in a playoff win this week: Camel Toe is 2nd on that list behind TKD’s ugly first round win over Co-Cheese in 1999, and Double D finds themselves in the top 10 for a second time. They add an 8th ranked point total to their 3rd place score from the 2005 championship game.
Tappa Kegga Day’s 103.44 points is the 6th most points scored in a losing effort in the postseason
Camel Toe is the only active PFFL team with a perfect postseason record. Can they keep it up and win the 2010 championship?
DDT became the 8th team in PFFL history to score 1000 postseason points
CSPJ became the 11th team to lose 5 playoff games

Toilet Bowl Results

Turd Ferguson 119.13 – Post Mortem 103.79 > Both would’ve been strong contenders in the actual playoffs. Instead, Turd continues a march to the toilet.
The Hip 96.04 – SaaBB 87.74 > The Hip has dreams of another Toilet Bowl title to sit on the fireplace next to the one they earned in 2007

Playoff Recap Babes

It’s the playoffs, so you get videos and multiple ladies. First up is a video from Saturday Night Live which features Jessica Alba and Blake Lively in bed. Next is a clip from the movie Black Swan with Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman. No boobies or anything here, but I probably wouldn’t watch these with the kids.

I Just Had Sex:

From Black Swan:

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Categories: Recap | Tags: 2010, Blake Lively, Jessica Alba, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Playoffs, Recap

If the playoffs were to start today (2009, wk 13)

Posted on December 1, 2009 by Post Mortem

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Going with this one first this week since playoff time is near.

Some shakeup in the playoff seedings this week as a couple of teams just can’t seem to seal the deal on their playoff hopes, while others are making a late season run. In addition, we will not have a repeat champion in 2009, as Tappa Kegga Day and The Hip are now officially out of the race.

You can check out the “Playoffs” tab on the myFantasyLeague site at any time to see how the seeds in PFFL would work out if the season ended today. Also, the old PFFL site has a page for the Division Race and Wild Card Race but tiebreakers are only mildly applied there (i.e., they are wrong).

Clinched

Post Mortem is still the only team to have clinched a playoff spot, and has clinched both the Central Division Title and the #1 overall seed. With all the parity in the league right now, the 4-game lead Mortem has over the next best record is fairly nutty.

OUT

Tappa Kegga Day, ending a run of four straight postseason appearances

The Hip

If the playoffs started today, these would be your first round matchups:

(8) Winning Beer Money vs (1) Post Mortem
(7) Hedfullalicker vs (2) CSPJ
(6) SaaBB vs (3) SIAP
(5) Double D vs (4) Kramerica Industries

Changes from last week:

SIAP falls from a 2 to a 3 seed
CSPJ rises into the 2 seed
Kramerica improved to the #4 team, while Double D dropped one spot to #5
Hedfullalicker also slipped, going from a 5 seed to 7
SaaBB moved up from 7 to 6

Tiebreaker info:

CSPJ gets the 2 seed over SIAP due to total points
SIAP has a win over Kramerica, yielding them the division lead for the moment (a looming wk 13 matchup will be pretty big here)
Kramerica beat Double D, so they get the seeding advantage in the wild card section of the bracket
SaaBB, WBM and Turd Ferguson are all 6-6 in the West. SaaBB is 3-0 against the other two (with a final division game coming in week 14), so they are the first representative in tiebreakers against other division. WBM is 1-0 against Turd, with a rematch coming this week, and would be next. Turd’s awful division record means that they are likely to be the last team from the West to get a playoff spot in any tiebreaking scenarios.
SaaBB has the advantage over Hedfullalicker at the moment due to total points. However, they meet head-to-head in week 13 in a huge playoff implication matchup.
Hedfullalicker then holds a tiebreak advantage over WBM due to a head-to-head win
In the 5-7 group, Camel Toe has the advantage over The Jedi Masters because of a better division record. DDT beat Camel Toe, so they lead that particular tiebreaker. DDT also beat TJM, so they have the clear advantage over the East Division teams.

Playoff Scenarios – Week 13

These are the possible playoff spot/seed clinching scenarios that I’ve determined for this week. They may be incomplete, and they may be wrong.

Post Mortem has already clinched the #1 seed.
The Hip and Tappa Kegga Day have been eliminated from playoff contention.
SIAP and Kramerica meet with the West division crown on the line. If SIAP wins AND Turd wins AND SaaBB loses, SIAP clinches the division
I don’t believe Kramerica could clinch the division this week, but they could take a pretty good points lead over SIAP and would be in excellent shape if Turd loses.
CSPJ can clinch the East division with a win
Double D, Kramerica, CSPJ and SIAP can all clinch a playoff berth with a win
DDT, Camel Toe and The Jedi Masters should probably try to win and everything, but I don’t think they’d be totally eliminated with a loss.

Mila Kunis loves playoff races, and (apparently) kissing Natalie Portman.

Categories: General | Tags: 2009, Mila Kunis, Playoffs

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