SIAP vs SaaBB – SIAP is appearing in a record 5th championship game, and is back in the finale for the second straight year. SaaBB is making only their second ever title game appearance. No team in PFFL history has ever lost their first two championship games (i.e., every team that loses in the title game and makes it back wins that second time around).

SIAP will become either the first team in league history to win three championships, or the first team to lose three championships.

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Championship Matchup

• (3) SIAP vs (5) SaaBB > Last year’s championship was a rematch of the 1998 title game. This week’s championship game is a rematch of the 2000 PFFL title game. So, we are pretty much ending the decade just like we started it. SIAP beat SaaBB in that game 9 seasons ago, 134-94. SaaBB owns a playoff win over SIAP, that coming in the first round of the postseason in 2007. Overall, SaaBB owns a slim 8-7 advantage over the Pissers. As division mates this season, they split their season series. SIAP beat SaaBB by 21 in week 2, and SaaBB returned the favor with a 48-point butt kicking in week 12. SIAP is trying to remain perfect in postseason play when they are the division champs from the West division. Their two championships came in 2000 and 2004, when they were also West Division titlists. SIAP has also never lost a playoff game as the #3 seed. For SaaBB, this is their first #5 seed, so that streak of perfection is also on the line.

PFFL Championship History

A little recap of the PFFL championship games of years gone by:

Toilet Bowl Championship Matchup

• Camel Toe and Tappa Kegga Day are each making their first Toilet Bowl championship appearances. For TKD, it could mean back-to-back postseason titles, albeit with this one winning him WAY less money than last year.

Coming Next Week

A recap of the championship, plus Franchise Rating Updates and a final look at the 2009 season.

Championship Preview Babe

Since most of us are out of the postseason, here are some links to occupy the time that you would normally spend watching live scoring updates:

2000′s: The Decade in Sexy Celebrity Sideboob

The 15 Sexiest Female Athletes to Watch: 2010 Edition

100 Topless Movie Scenes

Best Celebrity Cameltoes of 2009

Sexiest Magazine Covers of 2009

16 Incredibly Impractical Superhero Costumes

100 Sexiest Nuts Girls Ever

25 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of 2009

Egotastic’s Year in Review (boy there were some attractive naked celebs this year)

We here at PFFL HQ will enter the new year with Olivia Munn of G4TV’s Attack of the Show. She just did Maxim, and this video, a little Thelma & Louise meets Avatar bit of silliness with Eva Amurri (daughter of Susan Sarandon and boob-shower on Showtime’s Californication):

and doing magazine covers:

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East

Camel Toe
Chain Smoking Patch Junkies
The Hip
The Jedi Masters
Tappa Kegga Day

• TKD returns to try to defend their 2008 East division title, while the rest of the division is made up of 4 of the 6 non-playoff qualifying teams from this year.
• The Jedi Masters and CSPJ will be in the same division for the second consecutive year
• The Hip and Camel Toe are also carrying on a division rivalry from last year

Central

Double D
DDT
Hedfullalicker
Post Mortem

• None of these four teams were in the Central last year
• Post Mortem, DDT and Hedfullalicker were playoff teams in 2008
• DDT and Double D were division mates in ’08
• Post Mortem and Hedfullalicker will be battling in the same division for the third straight season, and will be meeting for the 18th and 19th times in the regular season

West

Kramerica Industries
Sharp as a Bowling Ball
SIAP
Turd Ferguson
Winning Beer Money

• Turd Ferguson returns to the West as a playoff qualifier
• SaaBB heads to the West after winning the Central division in 2008
• SaaBB and WBM were both in the Central last year
• SIAP and Kramerica join the West after duking it out in the East last season
• SIAP will be playing both WBM and Turd for the 16th and 17th times in 2009

Other notes:

• This is the first time in league history that Kramerica, WBM and Turd have all played in the same division.

Division Assignments Babe

I kinda wish I could be in Olivia Munn’s division. She’s quickly becoming a favorite, not just because she’s all like… hot. But, she’s also into technology, has a blog, talks about sex…

In a matchup everyone is sure to be talking about, the game of the week looks to be the one between the two teams with the best record and longest winning streaks in the league, not to mention owning the two best starts to a season in PFFL history (this year and in 2004). In other action, two non-division games could play big roles later when the wild cards are handed out as these games feature three 4-3 teams and a 3-4 club. There’s also a battle for the division lead in the East and a game between a 2-5 team and the 1-6 team it hopes to remain ahead of in the playoff hunt.

Week 8 Matchups

• DDT leads the career matchup over Kramerica, 4-3, but was swept in two games last season. The winner of this one will remain in at least a share of the lead in the East.
• Amazingly, SIAP and Hedfullalicker have only played seven times. Last year’s week 10 meeting was their first matchup since 2001. SIAP won that game and leads the all-time series, 4-3.
• TKD and WBM are squaring off for the 16th time ever in a rivalry that includes games in every season since WBM joined the league (1998). The series was evenly matched at 6 wins each through 12 games, but TKD has won the last three to take a 9-6 series lead. This is their first ever week 8 meeting.
• Double D and Camel Toe are facing off for the second time. DD won last year, in week 7, 102.09 – 83.53. DD is hoping to end a 2 game losing streak while ‘Toe is hoping to snap a 3 game skid.
• 7-0 Post Mortem and 6-1 SaaBB meet in a battle of division leaders. Both teams own long win streaks (SaaBB is 6-0 since week 1) and lead their respective divisions by 3 games. PM leads the career series 8-4-1 and has won the last three. These two last met in 2006, in week 8 actually, when Mortem completed a season sweep of the Bowling Balls. PM is 2-0 against SaaBB in week 8. If you’re wondering about that tie, it happened in week 9 of the 2002 season. The winner of this one has the inside track on the number one seed in the playoffs.
• The Hip puts their 3-game winning streak on the line this week against a tough Turd Ferguson team. Both teams are 4-3 and fighting for wild card position. Turd leads this matchup 7-4, but The Hip won the last meeting by 38, in week 12 last season.
• The Jedi Masters and CSPJ are meeting for only the fifth time ever and the first time since 2005. They were in the same division once before, in 2004, when they also played in week 8. The Jedis won that game and the follow-up match later that season. Meanwhile, CSPJ has won both of the non-division meetings.

Record Watch

• Post Mortem is seeking to tie the PFFL record for best start to a season, a record held by this week’s opponent.
• SaaBB, meanwhile, is looking to move into a tie for 8th on the list of longest regular season win streaks.
• Kramerica only needs one more high point week to tie for 10th on the list of most single season high point weeks.

Preview Babe

Say hello to Olivia Munn. Some of these pics are from a new photo spread in some magazine called Complex, and Olivia looks to be in the Halloween spirit. I know very little of who this woman is, but apparently she’s on the G4 network, where she does things like eat a hot dog off a string (see video). If you are interested in more of her bio, here’s her Wikipedia page.

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