SIAP vs SaaBB – SIAP is appearing in a record 5th championship game, and is back in the finale for the second straight year. SaaBB is making only their second ever title game appearance. No team in PFFL history has ever lost their first two championship games (i.e., every team that loses in the title game and makes it back wins that second time around).

SIAP will become either the first team in league history to win three championships, or the first team to lose three championships.

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Championship Matchup

• (3) SIAP vs (5) SaaBB > Last year’s championship was a rematch of the 1998 title game. This week’s championship game is a rematch of the 2000 PFFL title game. So, we are pretty much ending the decade just like we started it. SIAP beat SaaBB in that game 9 seasons ago, 134-94. SaaBB owns a playoff win over SIAP, that coming in the first round of the postseason in 2007. Overall, SaaBB owns a slim 8-7 advantage over the Pissers. As division mates this season, they split their season series. SIAP beat SaaBB by 21 in week 2, and SaaBB returned the favor with a 48-point butt kicking in week 12. SIAP is trying to remain perfect in postseason play when they are the division champs from the West division. Their two championships came in 2000 and 2004, when they were also West Division titlists. SIAP has also never lost a playoff game as the #3 seed. For SaaBB, this is their first #5 seed, so that streak of perfection is also on the line.

PFFL Championship History

A little recap of the PFFL championship games of years gone by:

Toilet Bowl Championship Matchup

• Camel Toe and Tappa Kegga Day are each making their first Toilet Bowl championship appearances. For TKD, it could mean back-to-back postseason titles, albeit with this one winning him WAY less money than last year.

Coming Next Week

A recap of the championship, plus Franchise Rating Updates and a final look at the 2009 season.

Championship Preview Babe

Since most of us are out of the postseason, here are some links to occupy the time that you would normally spend watching live scoring updates:

2000’s: The Decade in Sexy Celebrity Sideboob

The 15 Sexiest Female Athletes to Watch: 2010 Edition

100 Topless Movie Scenes

Best Celebrity Cameltoes of 2009

Sexiest Magazine Covers of 2009

16 Incredibly Impractical Superhero Costumes

100 Sexiest Nuts Girls Ever

25 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of 2009

Egotastic’s Year in Review (boy there were some attractive naked celebs this year)

We here at PFFL HQ will enter the new year with Olivia Munn of G4TV’s Attack of the Show. She just did Maxim, and this video, a little Thelma & Louise meets Avatar bit of silliness with Eva Amurri (daughter of Susan Sarandon and boob-shower on Showtime’s Californication):

and doing magazine covers:

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I’m pulling this together while also packing for holiday travel. If things seem briefer than normal, that’s why. If it seems like every writeup, well, ummm, then I guess I was just more efficient this week. Yep, that’s it. This was an interesting week as all of the games went the same way as the 2009 regular season meetings went. The top 2 seeds fell, meaning the 2009 PFFL champion will be a 7- or 8- regular season win team. Neat.

Week 15 Results

• (8) Winning Beer Money ended (1) Post Mortem’s season the same way it began, by beating them soundly. WBM now holds a 7-3 all-time lead over Post Mortem. For Post Mortem, despite scoring the third highest points of the 8 playoff teams this week, it’s a second straight successful regular season followed by a first round playoff exit.
• (7) Double D beat (2) CSPJ by almost 30, similar to the 39 point beating they put on the smokers back in week 5. DD leads this series 5-2.
• (3) SIAP was the only division winner to score a victory this week, beating the previously red-hot (6) DDT by 16. It’s SIAP’s second win over DDT this season, but DDT still holds a 7-5 series lead. SIAP has a 2-0 playoff record against DDT.
• (4) Kramerica Industries snuck by (5) Sharp as a Bowling Ball by less than a point. This was Kramerica’s third win over SaaBB this season, tying their all-time series at 6 wins each. KI is 2-1 against SaaBB in the postseason.

Playoff Records

• Kramerica’s 0.74 point win is the second closest playoff game in league history. Only SaaBB’s 0.68 point win over SIAP in 2007 was more tightly contested.
• Post Mortem’s 99.32 points scored this week is the 9th highest point total in a playoff round losing effort.
• Post Mortem and Sharp as a Bowling Ball are the first PFFL teams to achieve the 10 postseason loss milestone. It’s going to be at least two years before anyone else is hitting this mark.
• SIAP extended their league-leading postseason win record to 13.

Playoff Semi-Final Matchups

• (3) SIAP vs (7) Double D – This is the first ever playoff meeting between these two teams, but it is the 12th meeting overall. Double D leads the series, 7-4 and beat SIAP in week 9, 102.92 – 73.99.
• (4) Kramerica Industries vs (8) Winning Beer Money – This is also the first ever playoff meeting between these two clubs, and the 13th meeting overall. Kramerica leads the all-time matchup, 8-4, and beat WBM in week 9, 89.94 – 84.75.

Toilet Bowl

• Tappa Kegga Day knocked out The Jedi Masters while Camel Toe earned their first-ever post-week-14 game, beating The Hip.
• TKD now faces Turd Ferguson while Camel Toe takes on Hedfullalicker

Playoff Babes

Some random girls all wrapped up and ready to get under your Christmas tree.

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Hey look, the NFL games have started. I suppose I should’ve written a preview by now, huh?

Matchups

• CSPJ looks for their first win of the year against The Jedi Masters. TJM leads the series, 4-2, including sweeping their season series last year.
• Camel Toe tries for win #2 as they take on Double D. These two teams played in the same division in 2007, the only times they’ve played. They each won a game.
• In a battle of early undefeated teams, TKD takes on Hedfullalicker. TKD has dominated this series, 10-4, but has lost 2 of the last three matchups including a week 2 matchups against Hed last season.
• The Hip and Turd Ferguson are both looking for their first win in their 14th career matchup. Turd leads the series, 8-5, but has lost 2 of the last three to The Hip, including a week 13 loss in 2008.
• Winning Beer Money and Kramerica are both 1-0 heading into their matchup this week. Kramerica has dominated this matchup of late, winning 6 of the last 7 over WBM, good for a 6-4 all-time matchup lead.
• Post Mortem and Double D both suffered tough losses in week 1. Double D has owned Mortem, winning 8 of their 10 meetings, but feel to PM in the first round of the playoffs last season.
• 0-1 SaaBB meets up with 1-0 SIAP in the first of their two division games this year. SaaBB knocked SIAP out of the playoffs in round 1 last year, and holds a 7-6 career advantage over SIAP.

PFFL Survivor

Safe this Week: Tappa Kegga Day

PFFL-Approved Tunes

New to some of the writeups this year? Music. Some of you know that my tastes tend a little more to the indie/alternative world, so expect to see some bands/songs show up that you may not have ever heard of. But, I’m gonna start slow. This week’s song is “I Gotta Feeling” by the Black Eyed Peas. I personally go hot and cold on them, but I like this song. Annnnnnnnnd, it was the song they chose to air in Lambeau at the end of the win over Chicago last Sunday night. I would be happy hearing this immediately following the other 5 home games in the “Green” package this season (oh, and a couple playoff games too).

Preview Babe

You may have caught her appearance as the girl Megan Fox was kissing in the video embedded in the Week 1 Recap. Here’s Amanda Seyfried getting some solo time.

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Week 1 Matchups

• CSPJ vs Camel Toe > The season kicks off with a battle between the only two zero-star rated franchises in the league. CSPJ leads this matchup 3-1, including wins in the last three meetings. CSPJ and Camel Toe have only played each other when they are in the same division, which they are again after taking a break last season.
• Tappa Kegga Day vs Double D > These two teams square off in the season opener for the second straight season. TKD won that game last year en route to a season sweep of DD in divisional play and an eventual PFFL championship. However, Double D still leads the career matchup 7-3.
• The Hip vs The Jedi Masters > Amazingly, this is the first season that finds The Hip and The Jedis in the same division, although they have played each other in all but two (2001 and 2005) of their seasons in the league. The Hip leads the overall series 5-4, but the Jedis have won the last three, including a 99.08 – 85.61 win in week 4 last year.
• Winning Beer Money vs Post Mortem > This is only the 9th meeting between these two clubs (and only the third since 2004), another pair who have never resided in the same division (and don’t this year). WBM leads the series 5-3, but has lost the last two (in 2005 and 2007) by a combined score of 76 points.
• Turd Ferguson vs SIAP > A rematch of last year’s semi-final matchup that saw SIAP win by 25 to earn a PFFL Super Bowl berth, this game kicks off the seventh divisional season series for these two clubs. SIAP holds an overall matchup lead 10-6, including wins in the last three meetings.
• Hedfullalicker vs DDT > Hed and DDT were division mates for three straight seasons earlier this decade (2002-2004), but have been enjoying only single-game non-division matchups the last four years. Back in the same division, this game kicks off the season series. The all-time matchup is tied at 5 wins each, and the all-time division game matchup is tied at 3 wins each. Hedfullalicker beat DDT in week 11 last year by the score of 101.11 – 91.29, but hasn’t won consecutive games over DDT since 2002-2003.
• Kramerica vs SaaBB > Kramerica kicked off their 2008 season with a low-scoring win over SaaBB, but SaaBB gained revenge in the first round of the playoffs, eliminating Kramerica with an 8-point win. SaaBB leads the career matchup 6-3.

Record Watch

Two teams are within striking distance of joining Post Mortem in the 15,000 regular season points club:

• The Hip – 14911.16
• Hedfullalicker – 14861.29

Two teams enter 2009 with 4-game win streaks in regular season action:

• Hedfullalicker
• Sharp as a Bowling Ball

PFFL Survivor

It’s week 1. No one has immunity. Lowest score will be eliminated. Highest score will be safe in week 2.

Preview Babe

This is Joey Davenport from the LA Temptations of the Lingerie Football League. (I wonder if there are fantasy leagues for that too?) Found her from this “50 Lingerie Football Players on Twitter” post. Her Twitter account is “protected” and I really don’t care what she’s tweeting about, but she’s on mySpace if you want to become her internet friend. Anyway, she’s hot.

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As we reach the conclusion of another year, let me take this opportunity to wish you all a happy and safe holiday week. I hope you all get to spend it with your families and friends.

Merry Christmas!

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Championship Matchup

• (3) Tappa Kegga Day vs (8) SIAP > This week’s championship game is a rematch of the PFFL title game from 10 seasons ago. TKD won the 1998 championship over SIAP, 109-78. It is the only other time these two original franchises have met in the postseason. In the overall series, this will be the 16th meeting in a matchup that SIAP leads, 8-7. As division rivals in the East this season, these two teams split their two games. TKD won in week 4, while SIAP won in the regular season finale. This is the fourth championship game appearance for both teams. SIAP won the title in 2000 (as the West champ and 3-seed) and 2004 (as the West champ and 2-seed), but lost in the aforementioned matchup with TKD in 1998. TKD won their only title in 1998 as the 8-seed, and lost in the championship game in their other two East Division winning seasons (1997 and 2005, as the 1 and 3 seed, respectively).

PFFL Championship History

A little recap of the PFFL championship games of years gone by:

Toilet Bowl Championship Matchup

• The Jedi Masters seek their first ever Toilet Bowl title in the first appearance in the little dance, while The Hip is looking for their second Toilet Bowl title, in their third Toilet Bowl championship appearance.

Coming Next Week

Be sure to check back next week after all the fantasy action has concluded for the year. Not only will I recap the 2008 postseason, but it will also be time to unveil the updated PFFL Franchise Ratings! Has your team increased or decreased in value this year? I’ll also run down the final financial totals for each team. Happy Holidays!

Championship Preview Babes

A whole collection of ladies in Christmas-themed attire. Most of them look more naughty than nice.

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Playoff Semifinal Matchups

One game this week is a rematch of a game played just three weeks ago, while the other is the first meeting of the year. Week 15 saw 2 of 4 lower seeds advance. Will we see any upsets this week? To decide the matchup for the 2008 PFFL Championship game:

• (8) SIAP vs (5) Turd Ferguson – This is the first meeting of the year for these two clubs who made the playoffs as wild cards and scored upset victories in round 1. Despite not playing in ‘08, these two are familar foes, as this will be their 16th meeting in PFFL history. SIAP leads that series, 9-6, and swept Turd last year when they were division rivals. This is their first ever meeting in the postseason. SIAP is 3-2 in semi-final games, while Turd Ferguson is 1-2 and has not advanced to a championship game since 1999.
• (3) Tappa Kegga Day vs (2) SaaBB – Back in week 13, SaaBB beat TKD by 20 to lock up the #2 seed in the playoffs and the 2-point head start that could come in handy this week. While this is the 16th all-time meeting of these two clubs, it is only their second faceoff in the postseason. In PFFL’s innagural season of 1997, TKD beat SaaBB, 89-74 in the semi-finals. TKD is an impressive 3-1 in the semifinal playoff round, while SaaBB struggles in this round, going 1-6 in their opportunities to make it to the big game.

Toilet Bowl Matchups

• (3) Winning Beer Money vs (2) The Hip – The Hip is an impressive 5-1 in Toilet Bowl action, while WBM picked up their first consolation round 1 (in 2 tries) last week.
• (5) Double D vs (1) The Jedi Masters – Double D is now 1-0 in the toilet bowl, while this is the first ever toilet game for TJM.

Semifinal Preview Babe

Marissa Miller has made a few appearances in the PFFL Blog this year, so it seemed appropriate to provide some pictures from her 2009 calendar as we near the end of the PFFL year. Joel is probably already printing this out…

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1. Only teams alive in the championship round of the playoffs are allowed to make waiver moves
2. Players can only be added in the case of a newly injured player. In other words, the injured player must have been active or listed as no worse than probable in the previous week.
3. The added player must be the same position as the injured player
4. The injured player does NOT have to be dropped — any player can be dropped to make room for the injury replacement

And a quick reminder about the playoffs – there is home field advantage in play in the first two rounds. So the better seed gets a 2-point head start.

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Playoff Quarterfinal Matchups

All of the first round matchups in this year’s postseason are rematches of contests held earlier this year. In two of the four games, the teams involved are from the same division and split their season series. On top of all that, 3 of the four matchups this week are between teams who have met in the playoffs before. On to the history…

• (8) SIAP vs (1) Post Mortem: Post Mortem beat SIAP in week 12, 81.41 – 75.36, in a low-scoring affair. That win evened the overall series tally at 7-7, but SIAP has a 1-0 advantage in postseason play, with a 116-80 win over Post in the 2000 semi-finals. SIAP has not won a playoff game since their 2004 championship run (granted, they only have one playoff game since then), but are 5-2 in first round playoff games. Post Mortem is 4-4 in the first round of the playoffs, and has advanced to round 2 in 2 of the last 3 seasons. Side note: PM has three West division titles and has now been seeded in all three of the available division winner spots, #2 in 1997, #3 in 2001 and now #1.
• (7) Kramerica Industries vs (2) Sharp as a Bowling Ball: Kramerica beat SaaBB waaaaaaaaay back in week 1, 66.31 – 49.79. That was KI’s third straight win over SaaBB, including a 90.12 – 52.21 win in the playoff semi-finals last year. Before the current Kramerica streak, SaaBB had dominated this series, winning the first five meetings. Kramerica is 1-1 in the first round of the playoffs, and is coming off of a 2007 season that saw them make a run all the way to the title game. In 8 playoff appearances, SaaBB has lost in the first round only one time, back in 1998. The second round is their nemesis, as they are 1-6 in the semis.
• (6) Duany Duany Tanning vs (3) Tappa Kegga Day: These two East division rivals split their season series. DDT won in week 6, while TKD returned the favor in week 12. DDT holds an overall 7-5 series advantage, which includes a 12-point win in the first round of the 2006 playoffs. DDT is 3-for-5 in the first round, but is actually 2-0 as a wild card. Tappa Kegga Day, meanwhile, has not won a playoff game since advancing to the 2005 title game. Losses in the first round in 2006 and 2007 ended TKD’s perfect 4-0 first round record prior to that time.
• (5) Turd Ferguson vs (4) Hedfullalicker: Both teams hail from the West division. Hedfullalicker won the first meeting of their division series, in week 1, with Turd getting the victory in week 10 to earn the season split. Hed leads the overall series 7-6. This is their first ever postseason meeting. Turd Ferguson is an even .500 in the first round, going 3-3, but without a playoff win since 2005. Hedfullalicker has been one of the hardest luck postseason teams in PFFL history. From 1997-2004, Hed reached the playoffs six times, but never made it out of the first round. That streak finally came to an end in 2006 when Hedfull not only won in round 1, but advanced all the way to the championship game.

Toilet Bowl Matchups

The Jedi Masters and The Hip get byes into the semi-final round of the Toilet Bowl, but the bottom 4 teams in the league square off this week. Among the six teams in the Toilet Bowl competition, only one has ever won a Toilet game — The Hip, who bring an impressive 5-1 Toilet record to the table.

• (6) Camel Toe vs (3) Winning Beer Money: Camel Toe is 0-2 in the Toilet round, but both losses came against The Hip (who would be their 2nd round opponent). Winning Beer Money has only one Toilet Bowl game under their belt, a loss to SIAP in 2005.
• (5) Double D vs (4) CSPJ: Double D is making their first ever appearance in the Toilet Bowl, while CSPJ is here for the third straight season, but has never made it to the 2nd toilet round.

Playoff Preview Babe

Abigail Clancy is another of the hot models to come out of the UK, so she’s probably more into fantasy soccer than football, but I’m willing to let that slide.

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Here we are at the end of another regular season. Following this week’s action, I’ll try to spend some time looking at the trends in the league this year. I’m not sure, but it seems like there’s been a little more parity scoring-wise, at least among the playoff contending teams. I don’t think any one team was completely dominant from the top to bottom of their roster. It’s weird, but it almost seems to mirror the NFL where there are a few not-so-good-at-all teams and then a bunch of decent-to-great teams depending on which week you look at them.

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Week 14 Matchups

• Duany Duany Tanning is looking for a split in their season series with Kramerica, after suffering an 11-point loss back in week 8. Kramerica has won three straight in this matchup, but DDT has won both week 14 meetings (in 2005 and 2006). The winner this week takes a one win lead in the 9-game all-time series.
• TKD looks for the season sweep of SIAP this week. A sweep is a rare occurence when these two are in the same division. This is the sixth time they have shared a division home, and 5 of those times, the season series has been split. The only exception was SIAP’s sweep in 2000. This is the 15th career meeting between these two, with each currently holding 7 wins.
• Post Mortem and Camel Toe meet for the second time this year and third since CT joined the league. In week 14 of last season, Camel defeated Post by 15, while Mortem crushed Toe by 29 7 weeks ago.
• Hedfullalicker is looking for a fourth straight win to end the season when they take on The Hip. The Hip leads the career series, 9-6, but Hedfullalicker won their week 3 matchup by 30. This is the fifth time these two have been in the same division, and a Hip win would make them 5-for-5 in season splits in those seasons.
• Double D and Turd Ferguson meet in the final week of the regular season for the third time. Turd beat DD in week 14 in 2005, while DD won last year. Turd leads the all-time matchup, 6-2.
• The Jedi Masters and their faint playoff hopes meet up with the eliminated Chain Smokers this week. The Jedis beat CSPJ back in week 8 by 51 and lead the historical series, 3-2. Their in-season schedule matches the only other season in which they were in the same division — 2004, when the Jedis won the week 8 and 14 meetings.
• Sharp as a Bowling Ball looks to complete the sweep of Winning Beer Money in their season series this week, and end the year on a 4-game win streak. SaaBB has beaten WBM two straight times, but the overall series is knotted up at 5-5-1. WBM’s last win over SaaBB came in their only other week 14 meeting, in 2006.

Playoff Races

I’m not going to repeat my insane ramblings from the week 13 recap, so if you’re interested in getting sort of an idea about this week’s playoff scenarios, check out this article.

Record Watch

• Post Mortem and Tappa Kegga Day are both looking to go 7-1 in division play. This would put them into a tie for 4th on the list of best division winning percentages. TKD has finished 7-1 in division play twice, in 1997 and 2005. Post Mortem’s best only division record with more than 6 wins was in 1997 when they went 8-0.
• SIAP and Post Mortem have already locked up spots in a tie for 7th best non-division win percentage with their 5-1 performances outside their respective divisions.
• If Post Mortem defeats Camel Toe, it will mark only the 4th time that a team has won 12 or more games and the 3rd time a team has lost 12 or more.
• The Jedi Masters need 105 points to crack the top 10 season point totals while Camel Toe needs to score less than 107 to get a spot on the 10 worst season point totals list.
• The winner of the SIAP-TKD matchup will get their 90th regular season win and sit in 2nd place on the career regular season wins list. The winner also becomes only the 2nd team in PFFL history to hit 50 division wins. If SIAP wins, it will be their 100th win overall.

Preview Babe

Those of us who went through puberty in the 80’s remember Carol Alt from the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues. Well, she just turned 48 and decided that now would be a good time to pose for Playboy. So, yeah, here she is. Naked. At 48 years old. Sure, there is probably a fair amount of image cleanup going on here, but she still looks pretty dang good.

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Week 13 Matchups

• DDT and SIAP meet for the tenth time in PFFL history and second time this year in a key East division battle. DDT beat SIAP, 105.55 – 98.31, back in week 1, has beaten SIAP in two straight, and leads the overall series, 6-3.
• In another East division matchup, Kramerica takes on Double D. Kramerica beat DD by 25 back in week 7, but has been dominated by Double D in the career matchup, 6-2. Double D won their first three meetings, then dropped a game to KI. DD followed that with three more in a row before Kramerica beat them this season. Is this the start of another 3-game win streak for Double D, or does Kramerica turn the tide?
• Tappa Kegga Day and Sharp as a Bowling Ball square off in an inter-divisional clash of division leaders. This one could have some seeding implications. TKD won the first two career meetings, then endured an 8-game losing streak to SaaBB from 1998-2004. Since then, however, TKD has won three in a row in this streaky series, but still trails overall, 8-5.
• Post Mortem looks to keep their division record unblemished this week in a rematch with Hedfullalicker. Post beat Hed back in week 6, 109.89 – 78.67, and leads the all-time matchup, 12-5. Yes, this is the 18th meeting of these two clubs. The last time PM beat ‘licker twice in one season? 2002 — when they also met in weeks 6 and 13.
• The Hip and Turd Ferguson will play a critical playoff pursuit game this week in a rematch of a week 8 win by Turd. Turd leads this career matchup, 8-4, and has won four of the last five.
• Camel Toe and The Jedi Masters are playing for the third time in Camel’s three seasons. The Jedis have owned this matchup to-date, scoring 112 and 144 points in those two games while holding Toe to less than 80. The Jedis probably have some faint playoff hopes on the line here.
• CSPJ and WBM play for the second time this year and eighth in PFFL history. CSPJ beat WBM 4 weeks ago by 9 points, ending a 4-game WBM win streak in the series. WBM leads all-time, 4-2-1 (Yes, Donovan, there are ties in PFFL too).

Record Watch

• DDT hopes to avoid their 50th regular season loss
• DDT is only 33.91 points away from 10,000 regular season points. Barring a performance like last week, they should reach that mark.
• SIAP has a chance to become the second team in PFFL history to win 50 division games.
• Post Mortem seeks to remain undefeated in division play this season

Preview Babe

Jessica Biel is here to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving full of good food, family/friends, and safe travels. Plus, you can print off 12 of these pictures and make your own 2009 calendar.

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This week is the second of our two rivalry weeks for the season. Last time I named them all. This time, each team gets a mascot. Why? Well, I’d rather look for pictures of hot chicks than spend the day trying to think of some unique name for your rivalry. If any of you would like to name your rivalry games differently, however, feel free to let me know.

Week 12 Rivalry Matchups

Duany Duany Tanning vs Tappa Kegga Day
Olsen Twins vs Shania Twain

This is the 11th meeting between these two clubs in a series that has seen games played in every year since DDT joined the league. DDT beat TKD, 91.5 – 59.6, back in week 6 and hopes to their overall series advantage to 8-3. A win would also put DDT right back in the mix for the East division crown. DDT is represented by the Olsen twins in a photo that is more than likely fake, but that I’m sure DDT will enjoy. TKD is being cheered on by Shania Twain. I have no idea if she’s still performing or even alive, but she’s probably still on Steck’s list.

Sken’s Irish Alley Pissers vs Post Mortem
Krista Allen vs Keeley Hazell

This battle features the two winningest teams in PFFL history. Post Mortem leads all teams with 101overall wins and 96 regular season victories. SIAP is right behind with 89 in the regular season and is seeking their 100th win overall this week. This series is just as close, tied at six wins each in the regular season (although SIAP holds the overall lead, 7-6, due to a playoff win). SIAP won the last meeting, in week 7 last season. This is the 4th week 12 meeting in the career matchup, with SIAP ahead 2-1 in week 12 games. Krista Allen and Keeley Hazell share a special spot in many dreams…

Kramerica Industries vs Winning Beer Money
Brooke Burns vs Brooke Burke

This is the 10th meeting between Kramerica and WBM in a series that dates back to 2002. 2002 might also be when these two Brookes were both popular. Kramerica is currently 7-4 and riding a two-game win streak. WBM is 4-7 after losing last week. In the career series, Kramerica holds the lead, 5-4, and won the last meeting, 117.89 – 76.2, in week 8 of the 2007 season. This is the latest in the season these two teams have ever met.

Double D vs Chain Smoking Patch Junkies
Big Boobs vs Smoking Chick

Yeah, so these pictures were just team name based. It seemed appropriate. And really, when you’re both 3-8? Well, it’s not like I’m going to try extra hard. This game is probably going to be quite meaningful, though, as the loser is gonna be out of the playoff picture. I’m not saying the winner will get in, but they might at least still be alive. Since CSPJ won the first meeting in 2004, Double D has dominated this series, leading 3-1.

Hedfullalicker vs The Jedi Masters
Katherine McPhee vs Carrie Underwood

The babe matchup is two former American Idol hotties. The game matchup is a good one. TJM leads the all-time series over Hedfullalicker, 7-6, has won the last two meetings, and desperately needs a victory this week if they want to have any chance at a playoff berth. Hedfullalicker has won both of the previous two week 12 matchups between these clubs. Interestingly, since the Jedi’s entry into the league in 1998, these two teams have played every season except 2000.

The Hip vs Sharp as a Bowling Ball
Pamela Anderson vs Yasmine Bleeth

In a battle of original PFFL franchises, SaaBB and The Hip square off for the 17th time. The overall series is all tied up at 8 wins each. This is the fourth time these teams have met in week 12, with The Hip holding a 2-1 advantage. SaaBB has already locked up a playoff spot with the Central division title, while The Hip, at 5-6, is fighting for survival in their quest for the postseason.

Camel Toe vs Turd Ferguson
Erica Durance vs Scarlett Johansson

This young rivalry is being represented this week by Lois Lane (Smallville version) and the star of way too many Woody Allen movies. Turd leads this series, 2-1, winning in both 2006 and back in week 2 this season. Camel Toe took down Turd last year. These two teams have never before met after week 8. Camel Toe is out of playoff contention, but Turd Ferguson is right in the mix at 6-5.

Record Watch

• SIAP seeks their 100th overall win this week
• Turd Ferguson is looking for their 75th regular season win
• Post Mortem can lock up their first ever #1 seed this week with a win or SaaBB loss