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Week 3 – Rivalry Week – is Upon Us [Danielle Lloyd]

Posted on September 19, 2008 by Post Mortem

During the summer, I got a head start on some of the preview posts. You can call it cheating if you want, but they all do feature some Keeley Hazell pictures, so I don’t think you’ll complain too much.

This is the one I wrote for week 3.

In this post, I’m going to make an attempt to give a little more life to some of the rivalries in our first ever official Rivalry Week – inspired by (most of) your submissions in the offseason listing your biggest PFFL rivals.

Here we go. If you think any of these are lame, let me know and I’ll rename it to something more of your liking. Otherwise, you just might be stuck with these rivalry names for life.

Post Mortem vs The Jedi Masters
The Battle for BritneyThis is the first ever named PFFL rivalry. There’s even a traveling trophy. It’s a poster of Britney Spears that, yes, I felt weird buying 5 or 6 years ago or whenever. I think it’s in Walker’s basement right now, or on one of his daughter’s bedroom walls.

Duany Duany Tanning vs Chain Smoking Patch Junkies
FIB (F**king Illinois Bowl)

Both of these teams feature owners who reside in Chicago. While this isn’t necessarily a reflection of their individual worth, it does mean that they are likely terrible drivers. I believe this game is being played at Six Flags.

SIAP vs Double D
Irish American Cup

This is the storied matchup of Uncle Sam and the Leprechaun. One nation is an island known for its friendly drunks (just don’t bring up religion!), the other is the most powerful nation in the world. So, yeah, it’s a fair fight.

Kramerica Industries vs Turd Ferguson
The White Shirt

Allegedly, these two dislike the sun and are willing to go to extreme measures to protect themselves from it, to the point of putting on a layer of sunscreen so thick it becomes the equivalent of a shirt. The picture for this one is probably better than an image of either of these owners getting oiled up.

Hedfullalicker vs The Hip
The World’s Smallest Indoor Cocktail Party

One team is literally a head full of liquor. The other has owners separated by an ocean, but governed (symbolically) by the same queen. The name is a knockoff of the annual Florida – Georgia matchup in college football. Hopefully it’s also how these guys spend their time cheering on this game this weekend.

Sharp as a Bowling Ball vs Winning Beer Money
Battle for the Flute

Someone involved in this matchup was in band. Someone on one of these two teams listed the other team as their team’s #1 rival. Historically, they’ve played each other closely, including one tie. Alysson Hannigan and her Band Camp skills await the winner.

Tappa Kegga Day vs Camel Toe
Mooseknuckle Cup

Well, the term is an advanced form of one team’s name, the picture is one that Kennedy would probably post for the other team. It seems to fit. Given that this is only their second meeting ever, they’re probably also going to hope they don’t play again anytime soon during rivalry week so they’re not subjected to this same pic.

Rivalry Babe

Keeley gets the nod as the official preview babe, so for this special rivalry post, we’ll go with one of her countrymates. Say hello to Danielle Lloyd. Did you just say “Hello” out loud? Because she can’t really hear you. I mean, I was just using that figuratively.

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2008 Week 4 – Preseason Preview

Posted on July 20, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Keeley Hazell wearing about as much as you'll ever see her wearing

Week 4 will feature 5 inter-divisional matchups. This is an interesting week – Camel Toe and Hedfullalicker will be playing for the 4th time in league history, and that is the smallest number previous meetings for any game in week 4. There are also matchups between the two teams involved in the most lopsided game in PFFL history, and the two teams involved in one of the most (if not the most) lopsided all-time series in the league.

DDT vs Post Mortem – These two are meeting for the 8th time. Post Mortem leads the series, 4-3, and has won the last two, including a 58-ish – 45-ish win in week 9 last year. These two seem to play low-scoring affairs, as only 3 times in the previous seven meetings has one of the two teams scored 100+ points.
SIAP vs Tappa Kegga Day – Meeting for the 14th time, but only the 2nd since 2002, this is the first of two division matchups for TKD and SIAP this season. As division mates in ’97, ’98, ’99, ’00, and ’02, these two teams typically split their season series (SIAP swept TKD in 2000, otherwise, they were 1-1 against each other every year). TKD beat SIAP in the championship game 10 years ago. Last year, TKD beat SIAP, 87.69 – 55.88, in week 8, and carries a 2-game win streak into this season. SIAP still leads the all-time matchup, 7-6.
Kramerica Industries vs Chain Smoking Patch Junkies – With an all-time matchup knotted up at 3 wins apiece, Kramerica and CSPJ will only play once in the regular season this year for the first time in three seasons. Only once has one of these two teams scored 100+ in a game against the other — CSPJ in week 10 of the 2006 season.
Double D vs Sharp as a Bowling Ball – Double D leads this matchup, 3-2, but the regular season series is tied at 2 wins each. Double D won the last two meetings, but these two haven’t played in almost 2 full seasons. Their last matchup was in week 5 of the 2006 season.
Hedfullalicker vs Camel Toe – In the other division matchup of the week, Hedfullalicker and Camel Toe square off for the 4th time in PFFL history. As division rivals in CT’s first season, Camel Toe beat Hed in week 5 of the 2006 season. Then, Hed beat CT in week 13 of that season, and again in week 7 last year, to claim a 2-1 series lead.
The Hip vs The Jedi Masters – Did you know that The Hip and The Jedi Masters have never been in the same division? Neither did I. Until now. 2008 isn’t their year to co-habitate a division either, so they’ll have to settle for this inter-division clash as their 9th all-time meeting. The Jedis have won the last two games (in ’06 and ’07) to close in on The Hip’s 5-3 series lead. Last year’s victory was a bit of a laugher as the Jedi Masters won 159-84 – 36.5 in the biggest victory of any game in PFFL history, like… ever.
Turd Ferguson vs Winning Beer Money – This isn’t officially rivalry week, but these two clubs have always shared a bit of a rivalry, at least in words. On the field itself? Well, this one is crazy-lopsided in favor of WBM, by the count of 10-1. Turd’s last win over Winning? Week 5 of the 1999 season, and that win was 75-73. Wanna check out the all-time scoring? Well, WBM leads Turd, 1071.79 – 848.03 in points scored. We’ll see if Turd can put a dent in that this week.

Of course, it wouldn’t be a way-way-way-too-early preview without some Keeley. The next two photos are NSFW, so, wait until you’re at home, then feel free to click below.

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2008 Week 3 – Preseason Preview

Posted on April 27, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Week 3 will be a history-making week for PFFL. It will be the first ever official Rivalry Week. Yep, if college can do it, so can we. Most of these rivalries were chosen by your submissions, some were arbitrarily assigned (especially in cases where some of you didn’t submit any rival preferences). Hopefully this will be a fun week:

DDT vs CSPJ – This one falls into the arbitrary category, but it has been an interesting matchup over the last 5 years. CSPJ beat DDT in 2003 and 2004, but has lost three straight, including a season division series sweep last year.
SIAP vs Double D – These two teams have faced each other every season since DD joined the league. In fact, SIAP was the team that Double D defeated in their first-ever PFFL game. Following that first defeat, SIAP beat DD 3 straight times. The luck ran out there though, as Double D swept SIAP in their 2005 division matchups, and then won in their meetings in ’06 and ’07. 2008 will be the fourth time that they’ve resided in the same division.
Kramerica vs Turd Ferguson – Rivals since Kramerica’s entry into the league in 2002, a week 4 win last year gave KI a 4-3 series lead over Turd. This series has been remarkably close over the years, with only 10 points separating the two teams’ point totals in this series.
Tappa Kegga Day vs Camel Toe – Calling this one a rivalry is a bit of a stretch, but CT will be looking for revenge from a near-70 point beatdown in their only previous meeting with TKD, in week 6 of the 2006 season.
Post Mortem vs The Jedi Masters – The first rivalry to get a name in PFFL, the Britney Bowl is currently tied at 9 wins each. The last meeting between the teams was in the playoff semi-finals last year when PM lost by only 12 to the eventual Super Bowl champs. In 12 of their 18 meetings, the victor has scored 100+ points. In fact, in 7, the loser has scored 100+.
Hedfullalicker vs The Hip – Thanks to wins in the first three meetings (in ’97 and ’98), The Hip leads this series 9-5. Since The Hip’s win in week 15 of 2002, however, the winner of these matchups has altternated by game. If form holds, Hedfullalicker is due to win this game.
SaaBB vs Winning Beer Money – For the first time since 2000, these two teams are in the same division. WBM currently leads the series 5-4-1. The last two meetings have featured scores from both the winner and loser in the 100′s.

Per the way-way-way-too-early preview tradition, more Keeley Hazell pics for this preview. More from this series can be found here. Anyone else thirsty for a Coke?

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2008 Week 2 – Preseason Preview

Posted on February 16, 2008 by Post Mortem

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After week 1′s five division games, week 2 will feature 4 more as teams look to get a jump start on their respective division races before the dreaded bye weeks begin. One matchup will be the 15th all-time meeting between the clubs involved, another the 14th, and yet another the 12th. As the icing on the cake of these double-digit meetings, we get a 2007 Super Bowl rematch in that series’ 10th meeting.

DDT and Double D will each be playing their 2nd division games in only their fourth meeting ever. This is the first time they have resided in the same division. After Double D won the first meeting in 2003, DDT has taken the last two.
SIAP and Winning Beer Money meet in a non-division matchup that is also the 15th meeting ever between their teams. WBM leads the all-time series, 9-5. As division rivals in 2007, these two split their season series. In week 2 last year, WBM beat SIAP, 117-87.57.
In a rematch of PFFL Super Bowl XII, The Jedi Masters and Kramerica will square off for the 10th time in league history. TJM owns the series advantage, 6-3, but Kramerica won their only previous week 2 meeting, in 2005.
After splitting a division series last year, Hedfullalicker and Tappa Kegga Day will meet for the 14th time. Interestingly, they did not meet in the inaugural PFFL campaign in ’97, but they’ve met at least once each season since then. TKD owns the series, 10-3.
Post Mortem and The Hip share a division for the first time since 2002 after not playing each other at all in 2007. This is the 12th meeting (including 2 playoff matchups) in a series that Post leads 7-4. These two met in week 2 of the first ever PFFL season, with PM winning, 101-73.
CSPJ and Sharp as a Bowling Ball are division mates for the second consecutive year, and fifth time in six years. In fact, the only non-division meeting they’ve ever played? It was a playoff game during 2004, when they were in the same division anyway. The series is tied, 4-4-1.
Camel Toe and Turd Ferguson share a division for the first time after splitting non-division week 8 meetings each of the last two seasons.

Official Way-way-waaaaaaaaaay Early Preview Babe Keeley Hazell is back this week with a couple pictures from her early years of like, 2005. I believe she was either 18 or 19 at the time these pics were snapped. She wears less clothes when you click for more.

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2008 Week 1 – Preseason Preview

Posted on February 6, 2008 by Post Mortem

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5 Division matchups, one 2007 semi-final rematch, and the first of two meetings between the last two PFFL champs highlight the start of the 2008 season.

DDT and SIAP played in the final regular season week of 2007. They play again to start 2008. This will be their ninth meeting. They were also in the same division in 2006, with SIAP sweeping the season series.
Kramerica and SaaBB played in the 2007 semi-final round, with Kramerica prevailing on the way to their first-ever Super Bowl appearance. SaaBB won the first five meetings between the teams, but Kramerica has taken the last two.
TKD and Double D are in the same division for the third straight year. DD has won the last three, and absolutely owns TKD in the overall matchup, 7-1.
Post Mortem meets CSPJ for the sixth time. PM is 3-0 in weeks 1-9, while CSPJ is 2-0 in week 10+. This is week 1.
Hedfullalicker and Turd Ferguson square off for the 12th time, and will be in the same division for only the second time (the last was 2003). Hed has used a four-game win streak over Turd to take the series lead, 6-5. Turd’s last wins? Those 2 division games in ’03.
The ’06 and ’07 PFFL champions will kick off the season with their first division meeting of the 2008 season. The Jedi Masters and Winning Beer Money were in the same division twice previously, in 2003 (they split) and 2005 (a Jedi sweep). For WBM, this is a familiar opponent — their last two games were against TJM (a loss in the regular season finale and a loss in round 1 of the playoffs).
The Hip and Camel Toe are division rivals for the first time, but have played in each of the last two years, splitting those two matchups.

Pics: I’ve decided that Keeley Hazell deserves a special role in PFFL. I didn’t want to make her our mascot though, since losing that job apparently makes you crazy. So, she is now our official way-way-waaaaaaaaaay early preview babe. Each preview will contain one pic at the start of the article that won’t get you fired and one more after the jump with the good stuff. Enjoy.

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2007 Week 16 Recap / Championship Preview

Posted on December 27, 2007 by Post Mortem

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There are times when this fantasy football thing is ridiculously frustrating. Sunday was one of those times… Nothing like over-thinking the matchups and starting the Arizona defense (playing the hapless Falcons — money, right?) instead of the Bears (who were facing that juggernaut Packer offense). So, not only am I completely ticked off watching my Packers get dominated by the weather like rookies from Ecuador or something, but my fantasy team is blowing a chance to beat the best team in PFFL and advance to the Super Bowl… @*$(#!!!!

Ok, that’s off my chest now… I’m still hoping to recover in time for the 2008 fantasy season.

In week 16 Playoff Action:

The Jedi Masters advanced to the Super Bowl with a win over Post Mortem, 81.92 – 69.54. Both teams made a number of “hindsight is 20-20″ poor lineup decisions, leading to the lowest score for the winning team in this rivalry since the playoffs in 2001 (the loser in the three of the last four meetings scored over 100). The all-time series is now tied at 9 wins each, although TJM holds a 2-1 playoff advantage.
In the other semi-final, Kramerica beat SaaBB for only the second time ever (and second in the last 5 weeks) to advance to the title game. This one wasn’t even close, as KI dominated 90.12 – 52.21. SaaBB can take solace in still holding the all-time matchup advantage, 5-2.

Records & Milestones

SaaBB and Post Mortem now share the distinction of most career playoff losses — at 8 each. The upside of that record is that both teams have advanced to the postseason in 8 of 11 seasons (more than any other team). The downside? 8 playoff appearances, 0 championships (and only 1 championship appearance each).
SaaBB’s 52.21 points are the 7th fewest ever scored in a PFFL playoff game.
The Jedi Masters became the 6th team in PFFL history to score 1000 points in the postseason. The 13 games it took them to reach the mark is the longest of the 6 milestone holders. The Hip and SIAP lead the way, accomplishing the feat in only 10 postseason games.

In the Toilet Bowl:

The Hip beat DDT, 82.14 – 73.08
Hedfullalicker beat Turd Ferguson, 66.67 – 60.75

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(3) Kramerica Industries (9-7) vs. (1) The Jedi Masters (14-1)

This is the second Super Bowl appearance for The Jedi Masters. They lost in the title game in 2004.
This is the first ever Super Bowl appearance for Kramerica Industries.
The Jedi Masters defeated Kramerica, 101.31 – 80.8, back in week 6.
Kramerica has won 3 of the last 5 games against TJM, but TJM leads the career series, 5-3.
This is the first ever playoff meeting between these two teams.
No team has ever dropped to 0-2 in championship games (i.e., every time a team has appeared in a second Super Bowl after losing one, they have won) — this is good news for TJM

PFFL Super Bowl History

1997	Super Bowl I	The Dark Side def. Tappa Kegga Day 101-50	TKD loses by 51 in the innagural PFFL title game
1998	Super Bowl II	Tappa Kegga Day def. Skens Irish Alley Pissers 109-78	TKD returns to the championship and gets it this time, over SIAP
1999	Super Bowl III	The Fighting Lamas def. Cuttysark, 102-80	In its first season, TFL beats CS by 22
2000	Super Bowl IV	Skens Irish Alley Pissers def. Sharp as a Bowling Ball, 134-94	SIAP returns to the Super Bowl, and gets a win this time by scoring more points than any other team in championship history
2001	Super Bowl V	High Life def. Post Mortem, 110-73	The commissioner’s team makes its first-ever appearance in the championship, but loses to freshman team, HL
2002	Super Bowl VI	The Hip def. Duany Duany Tanning, 110-66	TH dominates DDT to win the title for the first time
2003	Super Bowl VII	The Hip def. Double D, 85-71	TH wins a repeat championship over freshman team DD in a low-scoring matchup.
2004	Super Bowl VIII	SIAP def. The Jedi Masters, 96-86.8	SIAP returned to the championship for the first time in four years, and promptly won their 2nd PFFL title, matching The Hip as the only two-time champs.
2005	Super Bowl IX	Double D def. Tappa Kegga Day, 66.68-64.75	In their second championship appearance, Double D claims the crown in the lowest scoring Super Bowl in PFFL history. TKD falls to 1-2 in championship games.
2006	Super Bowl X	Winning Beer Money def. Hedfullalicker, 101.04 – 99.89	This was both the highest scoring and closest championship game in PFFL history. Both teams were appearing in the first Super Bowl.

Meanwhile, The Hip and Hedfullalicker will battle in the Toilet Bowl championship.

Kelly Hu wishes Kramerica and the Jedis luck in their championship matchup…

Coming next week: Franchise Ratings!!!

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2007 Week 16 (Playoff Semi-Finals) Preview

Posted on December 20, 2007 by Post Mortem

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Without a single snap of an NFL game taking place, only this much is guaranteed: The PFFL Super Bowl will feature one team from the East and one from the West. Oh, and the 2007 PFFL champion will be a first time trophy holder, and the 9th different team to win the PFFL title.

In hot hot semi-final action this week:

(5) Post Mortem (8-7) at (1) The Jedi Masters (14-1)

Post Mortem was an upset winner in round 1, knocking off a tough Double D team
The Jedi Masters survived an uncharacteristically low-scoring affair with Winning Beer Money
These two teams have met twice before in the postseason. Both of those games were in the first round. In 2001, when the two teams were also both in the West division, Post was the division champ and beat the Jedis in round 1 after also beating them in week 14. In 2002, the Jedis crushed ‘Mortem in round 1 after beating PM in a non-division game in week 8.
Post Mortem handed the Jedis their only loss this year, waaaaaaay back in week 2.
Post Mortem is 1-2 in semi-final games.
The Jedi Masters are 1-3 in the semis.
Post Mortem currently leads the overall series against The Jedi Masters, 9-8.

(7) Sharp as a Bowling Ball (8-7) at (3) Kramerica Industries (8-7)

Kramerica was the highest scoring team in round 1, eliminating a surging TKD
SaaBB bounced back from a miserable late-season losing streak to knock off heavily favored SIAP last week
This is their first playoff meeting
Kramerica is only 1-5 against SaaBB all-time, with that win coming back in week 12. That victory ultimately was the key to KI’s surprise division championship.
Kramerica has never played in a playoff semi-final.
SaaBB is competing in their 6th week 16 matchup, but is only 1-5 in semi-final action.

Toilet Bowl

In the consolation bracket:

The Hip vs Duany Duany Tanning
Turd Ferguson vs Hedfullalicker

Merry Christmas from Nadia Styles and Ashley Fires (I guarantee those are stripper names)

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2007 Week Fourteen Recap + Playoff Round 1 Preview

Posted on December 12, 2007 by Post Mortem

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In week 14 (and regular season-concluding) action:

Kramerica Industries defeated The Hip for the third consecutive time, and now holds a 3-1 series lead.
SaaBB lost their fourth straight game, falling to Hedfullalicker in a close one. The win continues Hed’s dominance of SaaBB, to the tune of 9-3 all-time.
Tappa Kegga Day exploded for almost 137 points, handing CSPJ a third straight defeat. Since CSPJ beat TKD in their first meeting back in 2003, TKD has won 7 straight.
In their first-ever meeting, Camel Toe beat Post Mortem by 16. It was CT’s third straight victory, while Post lost a second consecutive game.
DDT pounded SIAP by 45 points for their first victory over the ‘pissers since 2005. DDT does lead the career matchup, 5-3.
Double D wrapped up their season with a 49-point thumping of Turd Ferguson in the most meaningless game of the week. This was only DD’s second win ever against Turd, and the first since week 11 of the 2004 season. Turd leads the series, 6-2.
In a close matchup that came down to a failed fade pass to Marques Colston, The Jedi Masters held off Winning Beer Money, 116.54 – 114.71. This was TJM’s fourth straight win over WBM and extends their all-time lead to 7-2.

Records (End-of-Season edition)

Single Season Records

The Jedi Masters are the first team in PFFL history to win 13 regular season games.
Double D is the eighth team to win 11 — tied for 4th most in a single season.
Turd Ferguson is the first team to lose 12 games, second only to WNFL’s 13-loss 2004 season.
The Jedi Masters’ 1551.91 season point total is the most ever, sneaking by Double D’s ’05 record by 3.5.
Double D’s 1425.28 points is the eighth most in a regular season.
The Jedi Masters are the 7th team to finish the season with a 7-1 division record, tied for fourth behind the three teams who have put up perfect division marks.
TKD and The Jedi Masters both finished the season a perfect 6-0 in non-division action — they are tied with only two other teams in accomplishing this feat.
TJM’s 12-game win streak is the longest in PFFL history (and will carry forward should they win their 2008 opener)
SaaBB and Turd Ferguson’s 4-game loss streaks to end the season are tied for the 7th longest season-ending futility runs in PFFL history.
Turd Ferguson had 1430.48 points scored against them this season — that’s the third most given up ever. (SIAP leads the way with 1490.33 in 2005, followed by TKD with 1445 in 2002)
TKD and Turd Ferguson won only 1 division game each. TKD’s 0.125 division win percentage is tied for second worst ever, while Turd’s 0.167 div win pct is tied for 8th worst. Only WNFL (in 2004) has ever gone an entire season without beating a division foe.
Turd Ferguson went 1-7 in non-division games, the fourth team to equal that mark. CSPJ went 0-6 outside their division last year, while TKD went 0-5-1 in 2000.

Season Player Records

Tom Brady’s 410.15 points are the most ever by a single player over the course of a regular season in the player stats era (2004-present), edging Ladainian Tomlinson’s 395.6 2006 season.
Tony Romo’s 334.3 is 5th on that list.
Ladainian Tomlinson feels like he’s had a disappointing season, right? Well, it’s still the 6th best season for a RB since 2004. Brian Westbrook is in 8th on that same list.
Antonio Gates has put in the three best single season TE performances in PFFL since 2004. 2007 was his third best. By the way, his 2006 campaign is 9th on the list, giving him a year in the top 9 for each of his 4 seasons.
Randy Moss’ 264.4 points is far-and-away the most by a WR in the last four years. TO is second with 229.5.

Career Records

Regular Season Wins: Post Mortem with 86
Regular Season Losses: The Hip with 79
Regular Season Win Pct: Double D at 0.629 (44-26)
Regular Season Points Scored: Post Mortem with 14105.24
Regular Season Points Per Game: DDT with 91.7 in 98 games, barely sneaking by Post Mortem’s 91.6 in 154 games
Win Pct in Division Games: The Jedi Masters at .592 (45-31)
Division Wins: SIAP with 48
Division Losses: Hedfullalicker with 42
High Point Weeks: Post Mortem at 18.5

PFFL Survivor

The final score is actually fairly close at 221.87 – 192.45, but The Jedi Masters season of dominance now includes a victory in Survivor as well. Congratulations to SaaBB for putting up a solid fight despite two game losses during the finals. $100 more to the Jedis, $40 to SaaBB

Finances

The finances as of the end of the season are up-to-date. The Jedis are already +$260, including the aforementioned Survivor victory and a Season High Point reward. Turd Ferguson will make a little extra cash as the recipient of the hard-luck most-points-scored-against award. Their prize will be the interest earned in the PFFL bank account as of 12/31/07.

Team-By-Team Notes

Camel Toe, the league’s newest team, has now played every other PFFL franchise. They are 4-0 against Kramerica and 1-0 against Post Mortem. They are a combined 0-6 against Double D, SaaBB, TKD and The Jedi Masters.
CSPJ made the playoffs in their first three PFFL seasons. They have gone a combined 8-20 and missed the playoffs over the last two seasons.
Double D is in the postseason for the third time in their four-year PFFL career. This is the second straight season that they enter as a wild card team.
DDT broke a three-year postseason-making streak, but has still qualified for the playoffs in five of their seven PFFL seasons.
Hedfullalicker made the playoffs every year from 1997-2000. Since then, however, they have been alternating making/missing the postseason in odd/even years, respectively. This is the third consecutive odd-yeared season in which Hedfullalicker has finished 6-8.
Kramerica Industries won their first ever division title. In addition, they are making only their second trip to the playoffs in their six year PFFL lifetime.
Post Mortem has qualified for postseason play in 8 of 11 seasons (and 7 of the last 8). They were also the 5 seed in 2000 and lost in the semi-finals.
SaaBB is in the playoffs for the 8th time in 11 years, but the first time since 2004. This is the fifth time that they have been seeded 7th. In bad news for SIAP, SaaBB is 3-1 in first round games as the 7 seed (and 7-1 in first round games overall).
SIAP is back in the playoffs for the first time since 2004, and is in for the 7th time in 11 seasons. This year marks their third-ever division title. They were also seeded 2nd in 2004 and won the championship.
Tappa Kegga Day made it to the playoffs in their first three PFFL seasons, then took a five year break from week 15 action. They have now made it to the postseason for three straight years.
The Hip have qualified for postseason action in 7 of 11 years, but have missed the playoffs for two consecutive seasons. They haven’t won a playoff game since their championship win in 2003.
The Jedi Masters are having a nice run — this is their fourth straight playoff-making season (and 3rd division title in 4 years). They were also the #1 seed in 2004 and lost in the championship to SIAP. The Jedis have never lost a first round playoff game as a division champ.
Turd Ferguson is out of the playoffs for the first time since 2004. They have been a different seed in each of their 6 postseason-making seasons, but have never been seeded 2nd or 3rd.
Winning Beer Money was also an 8 seed as a 7-7 team in 2000. They lost in the first round that season, but can still be proud of making the postseason in 6 of 10 seasons.

Playoff Round 1 Preview

(1) The Jedi Masters (13-1) vs (8) Winning Beer Money (7-7)

These two are very familiar with each other, having just played in week 14
This is their first-ever postseason meeting
The Jedi Masters lead the all-time (100% regular season) series, 7-2
The Jedis are 5-6 in the postseason all-time, with one 2nd place finish
Winning Beer Money is 3-4 in the playoffs and is the defending PFFL champion

(2) SIAP (9-5) vs (7) SaaBB (7-7)

Both teams are coming off of losses in week 14
SIAP and SaaBB have met once before in the playoffs, with SIAP beating SaaBB 134-94 in the 2000 championship game
The overall series is tied at 6 wins a piece
Back in week 6, SIAP beat SaaBB 132.46 – 82.1
SaaBB is 7-7 in postseason play and 6-1 in the first round
SIAP is a remarkable 10-4 in the playoffs with 2 wins in their 3 league championship appearances

(3) Kramerica Industries (7-7) vs (6) Tappa Kegga Day (7-7)

TKD leads the regular season series 2-1
These two teams haven’t met since week 1 of the 2005 season
This is only Kramerica’s 2nd playoff appearance and they are seeking their first postseason win
TKD is 8-4 in postseason action, with one title win in 3 championship game appearances
TKD is 4-1 in first round games

(4) Double D (11-3) vs (5) Post Mortem (7-7)

This is the only first round playoff matchup featuring two teams from the same division
Double D swept the regular season series and has defeated Post five straight times dating back to 2005.
Included in DD’s overall 8-1 series dominance is a semi-final win over Post Mortem in 2005
Double D is 5-2 in postseason play with two championship game appearances and a trophy-winning 2005 performance to their credit.
Post Mortem is only 4-7 in the playoffs and has reached the championship game only once (2001). PM hasn’t won a playoff game since that 2001 season.

Emily Scott wishes you all playoff success!

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2007 Week Two Preview

Posted on September 16, 2007 by Post Mortem

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Some highlights as we look ahead at the week 2 matchups:

Kramerica and SaaBB each seek their first win of the season as they meet for the 5th time in a series that SaaBB has completely dominated, compiling a 4-0 record.
Camel Toe looks to go to 2-0 as they meet up with CSPJ this week. The two teams split a season series last year.
1-0 DDT and 0-1 Hedfullalicker meet for the ninth time. The series is even at 4 wins each, but DDT has won four of the last five.
TKD seeks its first win of the season against 1-0 Double D. DD has beaten TKD 5 of the 6 times they have met, including the 2005 PFFL Super Bowl.
The Jedi Masters and Post Mortem, both winners in week 1, resume their long-standing rivalry this week. Post Mortem leads the all-time series 8-7, although the two split their season doubleheader in 2006. In the last three meetings, the winning team has scored 114 points (plus some decimal pointage).
Two more week 1 winners, SIAP and Winning Beer Money, square off in the 13th meeting of a series that WBM has commanded to the tune of 8 wins and 4 losses.
A pair of week 1 losers, The Hip and Turd Ferguson, meet for the 10th time this week. Turd leads the all-time series 6-3, including a season sweep last year.

Week 2 Records

The following week 2 highlights come from the PFFL records site

The most points scored in a week 2 game is 144, which has happened twice. In 1998, Post Mortem defeated Hedfullalicker, 144-79. In 2000, The Dark Side beat WNFL, 144-67.
Week 2 has been good for Post Mortem, which owns 3 of the top 10 week 2 scores.
In 2001, FMBucky beat Post Mortem, 132-126. The 258 combined points make this the highest scoring week 2 game in league history.
The Dark Side’s aforementioned 144-67 win over WNFL in 2000 and The Hip’s 134-57 victory over The Dark Side are tied for the largest blowout in week 2, at 77 points.
The closest week 2 game in PFFL history was a 1-point win by SIAP over FMBucky, 64-63, in 1999.
The most points scored by a starting player in week 2 of the player stat era (2004-2007) is 38.1, by Donovan McNabb, playing for DDT in 2005. (6 of the top 10 week 2 performances in the last three years have been QBs)

Double D has immunity this week in PFFL Survivor.

Jodie Marsh is another of those British models who likes to show her boobies. For the NSFW pics, click for more:

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2007 Week One Preview

Posted on September 2, 2007 by Post Mortem

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The 2007 NFL season kicks off on Thursday, Sept 6th with the New Orleans Saints visiting the Super Bowl champion Indianapolis Colts. (you can watch the NFL’s official preview show on NBC, NFL Network and your Sprint mobile phone)

In more important news, the PFFL season also kicks off this weekend. Some highlights from the week 1 schedule:

PFFL Super Bowl champs Winning Beer Money battle Turd Ferguson for the 11th time in league history. WBM defeated Turd in the regular season and first round of the playoffs last year, and has won 4 straight regular season meetings en route to an 8-2 overall advantage.
Kramerica Industries battles Camel Toe. Camel Toe defeated Kramerica in both of their division meetings last season.
Sharp as a Bowling Ball and The Jedi Masters face off for the 14th time in PFFL history. SaaBB won both regular season meetings last year, and owns an 8-5 overall advantage.
After meeting annually from 2003-2005, CSPJ and DDT meet for the fourth time ever. DDT won the last meeting by 35.
Hedfullalicker beat Double D in week 4 last year by 40. This will be their secon-ever meeting.
Post Mortem owns a 5-3 all-time advantage over Tappa Kegga Day and aims for a second straight regular season win this week. Post won 82-67.01 in week 5 last year.
SIAP seeks a 10th win ever over The Hip this week. In week 7 last year, SIAP won 98.49-77.19.

Week 1 Records
The following week 1 highlights come from the PFFL records site:

Hedfullalicker scored 165 points in week 1 of the 1998 season, the most ever in a week 1 game. Post Mortem scored 114.65 in week 1 last year, the 10th highest in the season opening week.
The most combined points scored in a week 1 game happened in the first week of PFFL action. In 1997, Grady/Jochims defeated The Hip, 133-79, a total of 212 points.
Post Mortem’s 102-43 win over Tappa Kegga Day in 1998 is the largest victory margin in a week 1 game.
In 2003, CSPJ and Winning Beer Money played to the first and only week 1 tie, a 72-72 thriller.

This week’s preview babe is Keeley Hazell, and for a little NSFW stuff, follow the jump…

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