CSPJ continued to be the hottest team in PFFL, winning their 8th in a row and defeating the only team that beat them this year (The Hip)
SIAP got back to .500 with a win over Double D
DDT crushed Camel Toe by 70+ to increase their all-time series lead to 3-1
Hedfullalicker cruised past Post Mortem to crawl back to .500
Tappa Kegga Day won their 3rd straight, demolishing Kramerica for the sixth time in their 8 all-time meetings
SaaBB beat Winning Beer Money for the seventh consecutive time in a series that hasn’t seen a WBM win since the final week of the 2006 season
The Jedi Masters have their first winning streak of the year, beating Turd Ferguson in the ugliest game of the week (scoring-wise). Turd hasn’t beaten the Jedis since 2004
PFFL Survivor
Despite a lack of wins this season, The Jedi Masters have impressively been staying alive in the Survivor competition. Unfortunately, their win this week also came at the expense of getting booted from the island. Immunity is no more, and we have our final four:
DDT, CSPJ, Double D and SaaBB
One of those four will take home $100, another will get $40. Two will get nothing but the joy of getting this far.
Record Watch
CSPJ’s 8-game win streak is tied for 6th longest streak in league history
Congratulations to Kramerica Industries who became the 12th team in PFFL history to score 10,000 regular season points. It was a 122 game journey for Kramer and crew, one game longer than TKD and 2 shy of WNFL, who took the longest to hit the mark
Tappa Kegga Day became the third PFFL squad to win 100 regular season games, joining Post Mortem and SIAP in this prestigious club
Double D recorded their 50th overall loss this week, making them the 14th team to hit the mark, and taking the longest (118 games) to get there (which is good)
With their high point performance this week, DDT became the ninth team in league history to record 10 high point weeks in their career
Michael Vick’s 55.65 point performance this week was the highest ever by any player since we started keeping player stats in PFFL (2004). He passes Adrian Peterson’s 50.5 point performance in week 9 of the 2007 season on this list.
Playoff Possibilities
We have our first playoff qualifier this week as CSPJ, and their 9-1 record, have locked up a spot
At 7-3, TKD and Double D are in fantastic shape and probably need only 1 more win to guarantee a playoff invite
At the other end of the list, The Hip sits on the brink of elimination at 2-8
Everyone else is still in the fight, particularly the four 5-5 teams and four 4-6 clubs. I imagine that list of 8 will get shuffled somewhat as we run the gauntlet here in the final four weeks of the season
The Central division race should be excited to watch as well. Much like the West divisions in the NFL, the Central champ could easily be a .500 team
Recap Video
This is the red band trailer for the upcoming movie “Your Highness.” I don’t know if the movie is gonna be great or anything, but at least they’ve got the lewd part down. Oh, and Natalie Portman’s butt.
CSPJ won their sixth consecutive game this year and stopped a 4-game win streak by DDT in their series
Double D improved to 6-2 on the season and 8-3 overall against Kramerica
Winning Beer Money picked up their fourth straight victory and took an 8-7 all-time series lead against Hedfullalicker
The Hip picked up their 2nd win of the season by dropping SIAP to .500
Camel Toe and Turd Ferguson are both 4-4 after Toe got their 2nd-ever win over Turd
Tappa Kegga Day beat SaaBB, but still trails in their career matchup by 2 wins
Post Mortem crawled back to .500, beating long-time rivals The Jedi Masters for the third straight time in their series
Week 9 Highlights
CSPJ continued their impressive 2010 run, beating Post Mortem to win their 7th straight and improve to 8-1. This was CSPJ’s first win over Post since 2004
Double D completed a season sweep of The Hip, tying up their all-time matchup at 4 wins each
DDT snuck by Hedfullalicker, earning a split of division meetings this season and tying their career series at 7 wins a piece
Camel Toe is back above .500 after their first-ever (in six tries) victory over SaaBB
Kramerica took down SIAP for the first time since 2008, splitting their season series and putting both teams at 4-5
Tappa Kegga Day improved to 6-3 with a win over Turd Ferguson
The Jedi Masters picked up their second victory of the year as they continue to dominate Winning Beer Money to the tune of 10-3 all-time
PFFL Survivor
In week 8, CSPJ earned immunity and SIAP got the boot as the field was narrowed to 6 potential survivors.
In week 9, Hedfullalicker was the unlucky team to get kicked off the island. Meanwhile, SaaBB earned the final immunity of the season and is guaranteed a spot in the final four. Double D, The Jedi Masters, CSPJ and DDT will fight it out in week 10 to see who grabs the last three spots.
Reminder: As alluded to above, there is no more immunity once we are down to four teams. So, in weeks 11 and 12, it will be the lowest scoring team getting the boot. All leading up to the thrilling two-week finale in weeks 13-14.
Record Watch
CSPJ’s current 7-game win streak is tied for the 10th longest win streak in PFFL history. One more win and they’ll move into a tie for 6th, all on their way to threatening The Jedi Masters’ record 12-game win streak of 2007
Speaking of The Jedi Masters, their 6-game losing streak from weeks 3 through 8 ties them with a whole bunch of other teams for the 5th longest losing streak in league history
SaaBB suffered their 100th overall loss in week 8, Hedfullalicker acquired their 100th overall loss in week 9. They join The Hip as the only three league teams to have 100 losses
Recap Babe
This is Amber Lancaster, who is on some show on MTV. I barely know which channel MTV is on my TV, but these scenes make the show look awesome.
We are halfway through the PFFL season and this is maybe the 4th time I’ve updated this blog. Hey, still more than the number of wins my team has!
Week 6 Results
CSPJ beat Hedfullalicker for the first time since 2005, ending a streak of 6 Hedfull wins.
DDT beat Double D to increase their all-time lead to 6-2 in that series
In their 19th meeting all-time, SaaBB took down The Hip. The Bowling Balls lead the series 10-9.
It took five tries, but Kramerica finally notched a win over Camel Toe.
Turd Ferguson ended a five-game losing streak against SIAP, as both teams are now at .500.
Tappa Kegga Day tied their career series with The Jedi Masters at nine wins each
Winning Beer Money continue to hold the advantage in the career matchup with Post Mortem, winning this week to improve their overall record to 8-4.
Week 6 PFFL Survivor
Post Mortem is the latest team to get evicted from the PFFL island. Meanwhile, Duany Duany Tanning earned immunity and is safe for week 7.
Week 7 Results
CSPJ won their fifth straight game with a close win over SaaBB. The Smokers now lead this series 6-5-1
Double D handed The Jedi Masters their fifth consecutive loss of the year. The Jedis had beaten DD four straight times since their last loss in 2005.
The Hip also lost their fifth straight of the year, falling to DDT in their 15th meeting.
Hedfullalicker got their 5th win in 16 tries against Tappa Kegga Day. Both teams are now 4-3.
SIAP beat Camel Toe for the third straight time to move above .500 on the season.
Winning Beer Money beat Kramerica for the first time since 2006, but still trails the overall series 8-5.
Turd Ferguson crushed Post Mortem, ending PM’s 3-game win streak over Turd.
Week 7 PFFL Survivor
Duany Duany Tanning put their week 6 immunity to good use, coming in with the lowest score among the island dwellers but living to see week 8. Tappa Kegga Day, who scored 1.01 points more than DDT, unfortunately, was not so lucky and has been eliminated. Hedfullalicker has immunity for week 8.
Record/Milestone Watch
Camel Toe became the 16th team in PFFL history to record 5000 regular season points
Double D became the 13th team to record 5000 points in division action
Kramerica Industries became the 13th team in the league to win 50 regular season games. It took them 118 tries, just shorter than the 120 it took WNFL to hit the milestone.
CSPJ won their 50th regular season game to become the 14th squad to hit the mark, in 105 games.
Turd Ferguson scored their 15,000th regular season point in week 7, becoming the ninth PFFL team to hit the milestone
Hedfullalicker’s week 7 win was their 100th overall victory in their 199 career regular season and playoff games
WBM’s Darren McFadden had a 46.6 point performance in week 7, the most points ever scored by a player on a team’s bench in league history. Meanwhile, SaaBB benched Kenny Britt, who went off for 43.5, 6th most by a player on a bench ever.
Recap Babe
Candice Swanepoel modeling some Halloween outfits. Candice Swanepoel in some bikinis. Candice Swanepoel in a sassy leather outfit. Candice Swanepoel without any clothes on. Word.
Sheesh, did I miss a week again? Ugh. Hopefully the video below makes you forget all about that. Seriously, go home, close yourself into a room and watch. Then curse Derek Jeter’s good fortune.
Week 4 Results
CSPJ improved to 3-1 with a 23 point win over Camel Toe. The win improves CSPJ to 5-2 all-time against the ‘Toe.
Double D won their third straight game, dropping Hedfullalicker for the 5th consecutive time. Hedfull’s only win over DD came in their first meeting, back in 2006.
DDT beat The Jedi Masters for the third straight time to knot their all-time series up at 5 wins each.
Turd Ferguson continued to dominate The Hip, running their all-time record to 10-5.
SIAP is now 9-2 all-time against Kramerica, including three wins in a row
Post Mortem entered the Monday night game needing a very very quiet night from Randy Moss to hold on for a win. Shockingly, Moss ended up with zero points and got traded later in the week. Meanwhile, ‘Mortem beat SaaBB for the 5th straight time to improve their series advantage to 10-4-1
Tappa Kegga Day destroyed Winning Beer Money by almost 70 points. This is TKD’s first win over WBM since 2007, but they have a lead in the career matchup, 10-8.
PFFL Survivor – Week 4
The TKD-WBM game featured both Survivor highlights for the week as TKD posted league high points and won immunity. On the other side of the coin, WBM got voted off.
Week 5 Results
CSPJ improved to 4-1 by continuing a trend in their series with Turd Ferguson where the teams alternate wins.
Double D won their fourth straight with a narrow win over Post Mortem. The win ends a 3-game loss streak to PM for DD, and extends the DD series record to 9-4.
Hedfullalicker sneaked by DDT in a high-scoring affair, and now leads the all-time matchup 7-6
Winning Beer Money handed The Hip their 3rd straight loss. It’s WBM’s second straight win over The Hip, but The Hip still leads the series, 7-6.
In one of the highest scoring games in league history, Camel Toe beat Tappa Kegga Day for the third consecutive time. Both teams are now 3-2.
Kramerica handed The Jedi Masters their third straight loss on the season. The Jedis can relax in the knowledge that they still have a two-game advantage in the all-time series.
In their 18th meeting in league history, SaaBB took down SIAP to move their series lead to 10-8.
PFFL Survivor – Week 5
Despite losing this week, Tappa Kegga Day was the highest scoring team left on the island and has immunity for the second straight week. Meanwhile, Turd Ferguson joined Kramerica, Camel Toe, The Hip and WBM in Eliminationville.
That girl up there? That’s current Survivor contestant Brenda, the former Dolphins cheerleader.
Record/Milestone Watch
Tappa Kegga Day’s 118.75 points in their week 5 loss to Camel Toe is the 7th highest point total in a loss ever
In week 4, Winning Beer Money became the 8th team in PFFL history to record 15,000 regular season points. They match SIAP as the fifth fastest teams to reach the milestone, requiring only 172 games
Double D recorded their 10,000th overall point in week 5
Kramerica recorded their 10,000th overall point in week 4
The Hip’s week 4 loss was their 100th regular season loss. They are the only PFFL team to have lost this many regular season games, and will remain so until at least 2011 as the next closest team, Tappa Kegga Day, is only at 90 losses
Recap Babe
Esquire magazine just named Minka Kelly the sexiest woman alive. I’m not sure she’s my personal #1, but I’m really not going to argue with the choice…
Week 3 of the PFFL season is in the books and [oh, wait, looks like the Packers just got whistled for another penalty]. Boy, that Monday night game was brutal, which also happens to be what my personal fantasy football weekend looked like as I lost in just about all of my leagues. That includes losing to my youngest sister who doesn’t watch football at all (She actually still had Moreno in her starting lineup) in my nephew’s 8-team Yahoo auto-draft league. Granted, there’s no financial stakes involved there, but I’m 0-3 in a league with family members who know I play in 8-10 leagues a year. It’s somewhat humiliating.
In PFFL, this season is shaping up to be a good one. Everyone is either 2-1 or 1-2, meaning there won’t be any races for “best start” or “worst start” to a season going on. Of the 1-2 teams, I am happy to report that The Jedi Masters would be the final playoff qualifier if the season ended today.
Week 3 Highlights
CSPJ beat The Jedi Masters for the third straight time, improving their all-time record against TJM to 5-4
Double D beat The Hip for the first time since 2007 in a low-scoring affair
DDT picked up their first win of the year and improved their career advantage over TKD to 9-5
SIAP held Hedfullalicker at bay and improved their all-time series lead to 6-3. Unless they meet in the playoffs, this means it will be at least 10 years between wins over SIAP for Hed.
Camel Toe beat Post Mortem in a tight game that came down to Monday night. Camel now leads this series 3-2.
Kramerica picked up their first win of the season in a high-scoring battle with SaaBB.
Winning Beer Money continued to dominate Turd Ferguson, improving to 13-2 all-time!
Week 3 Records/Milestones
SIAP joined Post Mortem as the only two teams in PFFL history with 100 regular season wins.
Kramerica won their 50th overall game (regular + post- season)
Kramerica’s win was also their 25th division win ever. Of the teams who have reached that milestone, it took Kramerica the longest (64 games)
Turd Ferguson became the third team to lose 50 division games
CSPJ’s high point week is only their second all-time
PFFL Survivor – Week 3
The Hip stumbled to a 50 point performance this week and was promptly booted from the island.
Meanwhile, CSPJ recorded high points for the week and grabbed immunity for week 4.
That girl over there on the right? That’s Yve Rojas, one of the contestants on this season of Survivor. She’s 41, so she’s on the “old” tribe. Too bad Shannon’s gone, or he could’ve asked her if she was a MILF.
PFFL Babe of the Week
Ashley Greene is in the Twilight movies, which Travis tells me are really consistent with the tone and plot of the books.
Boy, I have to apologize. AllManySomeA couple None of you have been complaining about the lack of blog updates since the start of the PFFL season. So, it’s about time I jump back in to fill the void in your fantasy football lives with PFFL history talk and hot pictures.
Week 1 Highlights
After getting swept in two meetings (one regular season, one postseason) last year, CSPJ beat Double D.
Turd Ferguson now has a 6-3 all-time lead over DDT. DDT has not defeated Turd since 2006.
Hedfullalicker beat The Hip for the fourth straight time to even their career matchup at 9 wins each.
Camel Toe beat The Jedi Masters for the 2nd time in three games. Despite their recent woes, the Jedis still own a 4-2 lead in this series.
Tappa Kegga Day and Kramerica met for the first time since 2008, with TKD doing the same thing they did twice that year: winning. Kramerica hasn’t beaten TKD in the regular season since their first meeting, 2002, week 3.
Post Mortem defeated Winning Beer Money for only the fourth time in 11 tries, and the first time since 2007.
SIAP inched past SaaBB by less than a point, avenging their blowout loss in last year’s championship game.
Week 1 Records/Milestones
Turd Ferguson’s 129.93 points is the 6th most ever in opening week
TKD’s 47.28 point win over Kramerica is the biggest blowout in week 1 since 2007
SIAP’s 0.68 point win over SaaBB is the closest victory ever in week 1 (there was a tie, back in 2003)
Arian Foster’s 44.8 points is the most by a player in week 1 during the PFFL player stats era
The Hip joined Hedfullalicker as the only two teams in PFFL history to have 50 division losses
PFFL Survivor – Week 1
Kramerica’s 44.77 points in week 1 earns them the honor of being the first team booted from the 2010 edition of PFFL Survivor.
Meanwhile, Turd Ferguson grabbed high points for the week and the week 2 immunity that goes with it.
Week 2 Highlights
After suffering a season sweep at the hands of CSPJ last year, The Hip took game 1 of their series in 2010.
Double D defeated Winning Beer Money for the third straight time, and 7th time in 9 meetings.
In week 13 last year, DDT beat Post Mortem by 4.47 points. Post returned the favor this week with a 2.97 point victory, extending their all-time lead in the series to 7-4.
Hedfullalicker last lost to Kramerica in 2005, and wasted no time improving their career mark over KI to 6-2.
SaaBB continues to dominate Camel Toe, improving to 5-0.
The Jedi Masters took home the weekly high points award with a blowout win over Turd Ferguson. A season sweep by TJM in division play later this season would knot this series up at 5 wins each.
In the 18th game in this storied rivalry, Tappa Kegga Day notched a 10-point victory over SIAP. The all-time matchup is all even, with each team holding 9 wins.
Week 2 Records/Milestones
The Jedi Masters became only the fifth team in PFFL history to win 100 overall games (regular and post- season). It took them 184 games to reach the milestone, tied with Tappa Kegga Day for third fastest.
SaaBB won their 50th division game all-time, and is the sixth team to achieve this milestone
CSPJ recorded their 25th division loss, and is now tied with Double D as the sixth fastest teams to the mark (taking 52 games to lose 25)
They didn’t need the points to win this week, but Hedfullalicker had to be squirming when they saw Jahvid Best rack up 44.2 points, while sitting on their bench. In the PFFL player stat era, this is second only to DDT’s benching of the Seahawk defense’s 46-point performance in week 13 of the 2005 season.
PFFL Survivor – Week 2
Turd Ferguson’s immunity was almost required this week, as they scored the second fewest points among the remaining teams. As it turned out, however, Camel Toe’s 68.74 points earned them the boot.
Meanwhile, The Jedi Masters secured their 13th all-time high scoring week and hold immunity for week 3.
Looking Ahead to Week 3
SIAP will try once again to become only the second team in PFFL history to win 100 regular season games
Winning Beer Money will close in further on 15,000 career regular season points. In fact, a 155 point performance would get them there in spectacular fashion.
Turd Ferguson doesn’t want to hit this milestone, but a loss this week to Winning Beer Money would give Turd 50 division losses.
The Jedi Masters will try to end a 2-game losing streak against CSPJ
The Hip looks to extend their 2-game win streak over Double D
The 14th all-time meeting between DDT and Tappa Kegga Day will be the earliest they’ve ever met in a season
Hedfullalicker will try to beat SIAP for the first time since 2001
Someone is going to take the lead in the series between Camel Toe and Post Mortem, currently stuck at two wins a piece.
Kramerica and SaaBB meet for the 13th time in a series that SaaBB leads 7-5
Winning Beer Money looks for their first win of the season against Turd Ferguson, a foe they have dominated to the tune of a 12-2 all-time advantage
PFFL Babe of the Week
Would you let Ines Sainz come into your locker room?
Sharp as a Bowling Ball won their first ever PFFL championship, defeating SIAP, 136.45 – 49.55. SaaBB is now 2-1 against SIAP in the playoffs and 9-7 overall. SaaBB is 1-1 in championship games, while SIAP falls to 2-3.
Super Bowl Records
SaaBB’s 136.45 point output was the most ever in a championship game
SIAP’s 49.55 points are fewest ever in a championship game
The combined point total of 186 actually makes this the fourth highest scoring championship in league history
The 86.9 point victory margin is the most ever in a championship game, over 35 points ahead of the 51-point victory by The Dark Side in Super Bowl I.
It is also the 10th biggest blowout in any PFFL game ever
Arian Foster’s 29.5 point day for SaaBB is the 2nd most points scored by a single player in PFFL Super Bowl history (2004-present only). Only Larry Johnson’s 41.2 points in the 2005 title game was better.
SaaBB now has 12 postseason wins, second only to SIAP’s 14
SIAP is the first team in league history to lose three championships
SaaBB’s 121.73 point average in their three playoff games is the fifth best in PFFL history
Toilet Bowl Championship
Tappa Kegga Day beat Camel Toe, 123.98 – 76.71 to win the Toilet Bowl
Now that the season has concluded, our annual franchise ratings have been updated. Some highlights:
Post Mortem, SIAP and The Jedi Masters are the only five-star franchises in the league
SaaBB’s championship win has vaulted them up a full rating point to 4.5
Tappa Kegga Day’s poor season dropped them from a five-star rating to 4.5
Double D and DDT held steady as four-star clubs, and Winning Beer Money is a three-star team for the second straight year
The Hip, Hedfullalicker and Turd Ferguson are next, followed by Kramerica, who is slowly rising from their dismal early-franchise performance
CSPJ’s division title has upped them slightly from their zero-star level to 0.5
Camel Toe needs to make the playoffs so they can stop being the lowest rated team in the league
Finances
The season Finance Summary is now complete. In addition, the Finances page now has a Career view. Check it out at your own risk.
Championship Recap Babe
Esquire has named Kate Beckinsale the sexiest woman alive. That’s a fairly lofty title, and I’m not sure she’d be my choice, but I’d let her interview for the job.
Wow… So, yeah, that whole stat change thing really happened. Congratulations to Sharp as a Bowling Ball, who could very well become the first team in PFFL history to lose in the first round then win the championship, all in the same season. This is, of course, the biggest impact that the league has ever felt from the stat change rule, but if it wasn’t a passing TD, it shouldn’t count as one, right? Dave Frieder, please pipe down. Anyway, the stat-changed results will have some impact on record type stuff and everything so, just ignore everything in that last post and pay attention to this one.
Week 16 Results
(5) Sharp as a Bowling Ball beat (8) Winning Beer Money for the third time this season and the sixth straight time in the last three years. SaaBB, who is lucky to even be here, will now play in their second ever PFFL Championship game.
(3) SIAP snuck by (7) Double D in the closest playoff game in PFFL history. SIAP avenged a week 9 loss to DD, but still trails the overall series, 7-5. SIAP is in the championship game for a record fifth time, and is back after losing in the finale last season.
Playoff Records
SaaBB’s 135.25 points are the 7th most in a playoff game
The 50.56 point victory margin for SaaBB is actually only the 10th biggest blowout in postseason history
SIAP’s 0.44 point win is the closest playoff win ever, and is the 8th closest game overall
SIAP extended their league-leading postseason win total to 14
SaaBB is now tied with Tappa Kegga Day with 11 playoff wins (second most in the league)
SIAP became the first team in PFFL history to score 2000 postseason points
Toilet Bowl
Camel Toe continued their “postseason” success by advancing the Toilet Bowl title game. They will battle Tappa Kegga Day, who knocked off The Jedi Masters and are making their first Toilet Bowl championship appearance as well.
Playoff Babe
Rachel Stevens is some hot girl from the UK. These pics are from her 2010 calendar. Happy New Year!
I’m pulling this together while also packing for holiday travel. If things seem briefer than normal, that’s why. If it seems like every writeup, well, ummm, then I guess I was just more efficient this week. Yep, that’s it. This was an interesting week as all of the games went the same way as the 2009 regular season meetings went. The top 2 seeds fell, meaning the 2009 PFFL champion will be a 7- or 8- regular season win team. Neat.
Week 15 Results
(8) Winning Beer Money ended (1) Post Mortem’s season the same way it began, by beating them soundly. WBM now holds a 7-3 all-time lead over Post Mortem. For Post Mortem, despite scoring the third highest points of the 8 playoff teams this week, it’s a second straight successful regular season followed by a first round playoff exit.
(7) Double D beat (2) CSPJ by almost 30, similar to the 39 point beating they put on the smokers back in week 5. DD leads this series 5-2.
(3) SIAP was the only division winner to score a victory this week, beating the previously red-hot (6) DDT by 16. It’s SIAP’s second win over DDT this season, but DDT still holds a 7-5 series lead. SIAP has a 2-0 playoff record against DDT.
(4) Kramerica Industries snuck by (5) Sharp as a Bowling Ball by less than a point. This was Kramerica’s third win over SaaBB this season, tying their all-time series at 6 wins each. KI is 2-1 against SaaBB in the postseason.
Playoff Records
Kramerica’s 0.74 point win is the second closest playoff game in league history. Only SaaBB’s 0.68 point win over SIAP in 2007 was more tightly contested.
Post Mortem’s 99.32 points scored this week is the 9th highest point total in a playoff round losing effort.
Post Mortem and Sharp as a Bowling Ball are the first PFFL teams to achieve the 10 postseason loss milestone. It’s going to be at least two years before anyone else is hitting this mark.
SIAP extended their league-leading postseason win record to 13.
Playoff Semi-Final Matchups
(3) SIAP vs (7) Double D – This is the first ever playoff meeting between these two teams, but it is the 12th meeting overall. Double D leads the series, 7-4 and beat SIAP in week 9, 102.92 – 73.99.
(4) Kramerica Industries vs (8) Winning Beer Money – This is also the first ever playoff meeting between these two clubs, and the 13th meeting overall. Kramerica leads the all-time matchup, 8-4, and beat WBM in week 9, 89.94 – 84.75.
Toilet Bowl
Tappa Kegga Day knocked out The Jedi Masters while Camel Toe earned their first-ever post-week-14 game, beating The Hip.
TKD now faces Turd Ferguson while Camel Toe takes on Hedfullalicker
Playoff Babes
Some random girls all wrapped up and ready to get under your Christmas tree.
CSPJ won their third straight game to improve to 9-5, the second best mark in the league. The victory earned the ‘smokers a season sweep of Tappa Kegga Day and an impressive 7-1 division record. Despite the two wins this year for CSPJ, TKD still leads the career matchup, 7-3.
Camel Toe closed out the season on a winning note, beating The Hip by 7. The win gives Toe an impressive 6-2 division record, including the sweep of The Hip. Unfortunately, that 0-6 non-division mark kept Camel out of the postseason.
Sharp as a Bowling Ball won their third straight game to improve to 8-6 on the year and complete a season sweep of Winning Beer Money. SaaBB now leads that series 8-5-1 all-time.
I jokingly mentioned that negative points from Kurt Warner would change the playoff lineup. Well, at half time of the Monday night game, that was holding true. Warner put together enough of a positive stat line in the second half for Kramerica to hold onto the 3.41 point win over Turd Ferguson though. The win earns KI a season split with Turd, but more importantly an 8-6 record and a playoff spot. This series is all tied up at 5 wins each.
The Jedi Masters improved to 6-8 with a win over struggling SIAP. SIAP managed only 52.5 points in the losing effort, but still backed into a division title. The Jedis now lead this series, 9-5.
Post Mortem rode the legs of Frank Gore, the arm of Matt Schaub and the injury replacement starting role of Quinten Gainther to their 12th win of the season. The victory completes a sweep of Hedfullalicker on the season and improves Post Mortem’s all-time lead over Hed to 14-6. For ‘licker, their fourth consecutive loss to end the season dropped them out of the playoffs.
Duany Duany Tanning continued their late season surge, improving from 3-7 to win four straight games and qualify for the postseason. Both teams finished the year with identical 7-7 marks, including 3-3 in division play, and a season split head-to-head. But, while DDT has a 4-game win streak, Double D has now lost 3 in a row. DDT leads this all-time matchup, 5-2.
Postseason Qualifiers
Central Division Champ: Post Mortem – #1 seed with a league-best 12-2 record
East Division Champ: Chain Smoking Patch Junkies – #2 seed with a second-best 9-5 mark
West Division Champ: SIAP – #3 seed with an 8-6 record. SIAP won a three-way tiebreak with Kramerica and SaaBB based on a 3-1 head-to-head record (KI: 2-2, SaaBB: 1-3)
Kramerica Industries – 8-6, winning a tiebreaker over SaaBB based on a season sweep
Sharp as a Bowling Ball – 8-6
Duany Duany Tanning – 7-7, winning a tiebreaker over Double D in the Central based on total points, then winning a tiebreaker over WBM, again based on total points
Double D – 7-7, winning a tiebreaker over WBM based on a head-to-head win
Winning Beer Money – 7-7
Toilet Bowl Seeds
Turd Ferguson (head-to-head sweep of CT and Hed)
Hedfullalicker (head-to-head win over CT)
Camel Toe (better division record than TJM)
The Jedi Masters
Tappa Kegga Day (better division record than TH)
The Hip
Record Watch
Note: All player scoring records cover the period of 2004 to the present only
Single Season
The 1519.98 points scored against Tappa Kegga Day are the most ever in PFFL history. SIAP allowed 1490.33 points in 2005
CSPJ (in 2006) and Camel Toe (this year) are the only teams in PFFL history to lose all of their non-division games
Post Mortem finished the season at 12-2. It is only the fourth time that a team has won 12 or more regular season games, and the second time Post Mortem has accomplished the feat. Both Post and TKD finished 12-2 in 1997, while The Jedi Masters finished 13-1 in 2007.
Post Mortem’s 1454.08 point total is the 7th highest single season point total in league history.
CSPJ’s 0.875 winning percentage in division action is tied with 7 other teams for fourth best ever.
Post Mortem’s 0.875 winning percentage in non-division play is tied with two others for 5th best ever. Turd Ferguson’s 0.833 non-division mark (5-1) is tied for 8th.
As mentioned previously, SaaBB’s 3 high point weeks for the year are tied for 10th most in a single season.
DDT’s four-game win streak to conclude the season is tied for 8th best finish
Hedfullalicker’s four-game slide to finish the year is tied for 7th worst finish
Drew Brees scored 327.5 points this year. That’s the 6th most by one player in a season since we started keeping player stats in 2004.
Double D got 495.9 points from their starting RBs this year. That’s the third most ever.
DDT got 466 points from their starting WRs this season. That is the most starting WR points for any team in a single season.
Career
Post Mortem now has 109 regular season wins. SIAP is second, with 98
The Hip has 97 regular season losses. TKD is next with 88
Post Mortem’s regular season winning percentage of 0.602 is now tops in the league, surpassing the 2 season run that High Life had in ’01-02
Post Mortem has 16,900.3 regular season points. This leads The Hip by roughly 770
From a points-per-game perspective (which eliminates the charter league member advantage), Post Mortem leads DDT, 92.9 – 91.3
The Jedi Masters continue to do well in division play. Their 0.578 (52-38) mark is tops in the league.
Post Mortem and SIAP both have 55 division wins (the Jedis are on their heels with 52)
Hedfullalicker has lost 50 division games, leading The Hip by 1 all time
Post Mortem’s 20.5 high point weeks is one-and-a-half better than SIAP
Post Mortem has scored a very round 1300.0 points per season. DDT is next at 1278.8
Postseason
Post Mortem and SaaBB have both qualified for the playoffs a league-leading 10 times. SIAP is next with 9
DDT has made the playoffs in 7 of 9 seasons, the best frequency of any team with more than one year in the league
Post Mortem and SIAP both won their fourth division titles this season. They are now tied with TKD behind The Jedi Masters’ league-leading 5
SaaBB is a wild card team for a league-best 7th time
Milestones
Kramerica became the 12th team in PFFL history to score 5000 points in division games
CSPJ became the 13th team to win 25 division games — they are the 11th fastest to the mark
Double D now has 25 division losses, making them the 14th team to hit that mark, and 6th fastest
Hedfullalicker is the first team in PFFL history to lose 50 division games
Individual Team High(or low)lights
Camel Toe did something they haven’t done before. They improved their record over the previous season. Unfortunately, despite scoring the most points in franchise history, they still came up one victory short of the postseason.
CSPJ’s 9-5 mark is equal to their franchise best mark set in 2004. This time, however, that record comes with their first ever division championship. Their 1318 points is also a franchise record.
Double D continues to have up-then-down-then-up again seasons. Win totals in franchise history, starting in 2003: 9-6-10-8-11-4-7. Interesting? Maybe. Meaningless? Absolutely.
DDT is the six seed in the playoffs for the second consecutive year. Their .500 season continued their run of success — only one year (2003) under .500 in franchise history. Their 1326 points is the second highest total in franchise history, behind only the 1424 posted in their inaugural season of 2001.
Hedfullalicker finishes the decade with a crazy stat: even years in the 2000′s? Playoffs. Odd years? No Playoffs. Yep, that’s right, Hedfullalicker is 5/10 in playoff qualifying since 2000, all in even numbered years.
Kramerica Industries is in the postseason for a third consecutive season. Their 1273 points scored this season is a franchise best.
Post Mortem is 23-5 in regular season action over the last two seasons. That’s unprecedented in PFFL history. Mortem’s Central division title is their first division win outside of the West. This is the fifth straight playoff berth for Post, and the 1454 points scored this season is second most in franchise history.
SaaBB is in the playoffs for the third straight season, and first ever as the #5 seed. SaaBB’s 1266 points is fourth most in franchise history.
SIAP won their third West Division title (to go with one Central division crown in their trophy rack) and is in the playoffs for the third straight season. However, their 1189 points is their lowest season output since 2003.
Tappa Kegga Day struggled to the second worst season record in franchise history, behind their 3-11 finish in 2002. The 1200 points scored is actually the fourth most ever scored by a TKD team. However, the 1519 points allowed is by far the most given up.
The Hip, who won back-to-back league championships in 2002 and 2003 are now 18-38 over the last four seasons. Ouch.
The Jedi Masters finished 6-8 for the second straight season after a run of dominance in the middle of the decade. Their 1232 points scored, while not at all awful, were their lowest output since 2005.
Turd Ferguson followed up their 2008 playoff season with a pretty mediocre run of it in 2009. The highlight of their year is probably recording their first high point week since 2006.
Winning Beer Money is back in the playoffs after a one year layoff. They are now 19-23 since their championship season in 2006. The 1269 points scored by WBM this year is fourth in team history, while the 1234 points against is 3rd highest in franchise history.
Two Week Finals: The Jedi Masters: 199.96 – Post Mortem: 189.91
The Jedi Masters, despite not making the playoffs, won their second ever Survivor title (oh, and $100). They are now 2-1 in Survivor finals. Post Mortem, on the other hand, has the season high points win, so taking only $40 in Survivor probably isn’t too terrible. Mortem is now 1-2 in Survivor finals.
A late season surge by DDT actually put them in second place in this race, but Post Mortem’s consistency through most of the year allowed them to hang on to a pretty significant lead:
Tappa Kegga Day simply dominated this one. It looks like the payout will be around $30, but we won’t know until 12/31:
Tappa Kegga Day – 1519.98
The Hip – 1306.45 (-213.53)
PFFL Approved Music of the Week
Pitchfork just released their list of the top 100 songs of 2009. Phoenix comes in at #3 with 1901. I can’t argue that.
Recap Babe
Rihanna just took some pictures for GQ. They’re not as revealing as the ones she took of herself that got leaked online earlier this year, but they’re close.
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