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Week 12 Highlights
- Tappa Kegga Day destroyed DDT by 95 points. This was your classic high point week vs low point week matchup as nothing went right for DDT and everything feel into place for TKD. The win earns TKD a season split with DDT, but DDT still leads the all-time matchup, 7-4.
- Post Mortem used every last bit of Aaron Rodgers’ Monday night performance to squeak by SIAP and lock up the top playoff seed. This career series is now tied at 7 wins each.
- Kramerica Industries secured a spot in the playoffs with their second straight win over Winning Beer Money, extending their series lead to 6-4. WBM is now all but eliminated from playoff contention.
- CSPJ had another big week, mathematically eliminating Double D from the playoff race with a 22 point win. This ends a three-game win streak for DD in the series, but DD still leads 3-2.
- The Jedi Masters missed out on a chance to firmly insert themselves into the playoff hunt, falling to Hedfullalicker, 117.79 – 109.99. This all-time series is now all knotted up at 7 wins each.
- Sharp as a Bowling Ball remained in the 2nd playoff slot with a victory over The Hip, who is still fighting to get into the postseason. SaaBB’s win ended a four-game Hip winning streak in this battle, and gives them an overall 9-8 lead.
- Turd Ferguson completed a season sweep of Camel Toe, winning by 38 and extending their series lead to 3-1.
PFFL Survivor
SIAP was only able to muster 75.36 points this week and missed out on the money in Survivor by the slimmest of margins — one week. This sets up a two-week finale between CSPJ and SaaBB. The winner gets $100, the loser $40.
No More Immunity
Eliminated: SIAP
Finals: SaaBB, CSPJ
View the current Survivor Standings
Postseason Races
East: The only division race that is actually still a race is led by TKD at 8-4. Kramerica is also 8-4, but was swept by TKD. SIAP cannot win the division, and neither can DDT. DDT could possibly enter into a three-way tie with TKD and Kramerica, but TKD would win based on a 3-1 record in their head-to-head matchups. So, this race is officially between TKD and Kramerica and TKD’s magic number is 2 — any combo of wins by TKD and losses by KI that equals or exceeds 2 will give TKD the division crown.
Central: Sharp as a Bowling Ball has won the division
West: Post Mortem has won the division and the #1 seed in the playoffs.
Wild Card: TKD and Kramerica have both locked up playoff spots regardless of how their division battle turns out. Hedfullalicker and Turd Ferguson qualify for the playoffs with one more win, or a Hip loss (interestingly, they each play The Hip head-to-head in the final two weeks). DDT and SIAP play each other this week. If Turd beats The Hip, the winner of the DDT-SIAP matchup is in. The Jedis, CSPJ and WBM are on life support, but do have a chance to get into a multi-team tie at 6-8 that could come down to total points (this is good news for The Jedi Masters). For this to happen, however, the loser of DDT-SIAP needs to also lose in week 14, and The Hip needs to go 1-1. Oh, and these 4-8 teams need to… like… win 2 games.
Seeds: Post Mortem has locked up the #1 seed. If SaaBB beats TKD this week, SaaBB will be the #2 seed. If TKD wins, they will be #2 with either a win in week 14 or a SaaBB loss. Seeds 4-8 are completely up in the air.
IN: Post Mortem (1), Sharp as a Bowling Ball, Tappa Kegga Day, Kramerica Industries
OUT: Camel Toe, Double D
Record Watch
- DDT’s 31.9 points doesn’t make the top 10 lowest scores list, but it’s close. Tied for 9th on that list are two teams that scored 31.
- TKD’s 95 point victory over DDT is the third largest victory margin in PFFL history.
- Post Mortem became the 12th team in league history to win 11 games in a single season. It’s the second time in Post Mortem history (they won 12 in 1997).
Season High Points
SaaBB remained in the lead in the season high points race, but the big news this week is how much the Jedi Masters have closed the gap. There is now less than 1 point separating the top two teams in this race, with two other teams less than 40 points back.
- SaaBB – 1191.41
- The Jedi Masters – 1190.48 (0.93 PB)
- Hedfullalicker – 1160.16 (31.25 PB)
- Post Mortem – 1153.16 (38.25 PB)
Season High Points Against
The hard-luck award now looks like a three-team race, with The Jedis pulling a little farther ahead of Hedfullalicker this week, but needing high scoring weeks from Camel Toe (unlikely) and CSPJ (likely) in the next two weeks to stay on top. Hedfullalicker, meanwhile, takes on Post Mortem and The Hip, while CSPJ plays WBM and TJM.
- The Jedi Masters – 1178.59
- Hedfullalicker – 1170.07 (8.52 PB)
- CSPJ – 1153.27 (25.32 PB)
Recap Babe
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