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2011 Week 14 Recap

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Post Mortem

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Another regular season has come to a close. The week 14 action was incredibly anti-climactic as all of the teams above the cut line remained made it in, while SaaBB’s last minute bid to spoil things for CSPJ failed. However, there was a lot of movement among the seeds, so we’ll see who benefits most from their seeded opponents in the first round of the postseason. There are a lot of record updates below as well, including a couple that I found shocking (see Gronkowski, Rob).

Week 14 Highlights

For two teams already eliminated from the postseason, Camel Toe vs Winning Beer Money was the week’s highest scoring matchup. Toe prevailed to earn a season split with WBM and even up their all-time matchup at 3-3.
Tappa Kegga Day seems to have shaken off their mid-season slump, securing a third straight win by completing the season sweep of Turd Ferguson. TKD leads this series 11-8.
CSPJ locked up their spot in the post season in a must-win game over a struggling Jedi Master team. This is CSPJ’s 5th straight win in a series they lead 7-4.
Hedfullalicker completed their impressive regular season with a season sweep earning victory over DDT. Hed now leads this matchup 9-7, but has been outscored overall by DDT by 25 points, for whatever that’s worth.
Post Mortem put up 114 points, but couldn’t keep pace with Kramerica’s 128 this week. It’s Kramerica’s second consecutive win over Mortem and they lead this series 5-3.
Double D used a 5-game season-ending win streak to win the Central division title. For SIAP, their depleted RB corps led to a 3-game losing streak and the loss of a division crown that seemed assured in week 10. DD now leads this matchup 8-7.
SaaBB did what they needed to do to get a playoff spot, beating The Hip by 40. However, CSPJ did not comply with their side of the calculation and SaaBB now has to be content with the top seed in the Toilet Bowl. SaaBB now leads this all-time series 11-10 after the season split.

Week 14 Records/Milestones

Winning Beer Money scored 130.8 points this week. And lost. That’s the second highest score ever in a losing effort (behind only the 140 that Hedfullalicker scored in a 2000 loss to Post Mortem)
The Camel Toe – WBM matchup is also the second highest scoring game in league history, totaling 271.78 points
Rob Gronkowski’s 31 point week is the 3rd best single game performance by a TE in the player stats era
The Jacksonville Jaguars Defense/Special Teams’ point total of 34.98 this week is the 7th best game by a defense

Regular Season Records/Milestones

Hedfullalicker’s 12 wins is tied with 4 others for second most in a single season. It is also the highest win total in Hedfullalicker team history
Tappa Kegga Day’s league leading 1483.75 points is good for 8th highest in a single season
Winning Beer Money had 1526.89 points scored against them this season. That is the highest points allowed in PFFL history. Camel Toe’s 1446.09 points allowed comes in 4th on that list.
Double D won their last 5 games of the season en route to a division title. That ties them with 4 other teams for the 4th best finish to a season
Both Winning Beer Money and The Jedi Masters lost their final 5 games, tied for 5th worst season finish
Post Mortem continues to lead all teams in regular season wins, with 122. However, Hedfullalicker has now tied SIAP for 2nd on that list with 113.
The Hip has a commanding lead in most career regular season losses, with 112. SaaBB and Turd are in 2nd with 103.
Double D’s .587 winning percentage in the regular season is tops among active teams, but Post Mortem is only 4 points back at .583
Post Mortem is the only PFFL team above 19000 regular season points, but a bunch of other teams will likely get there next season.
Post Mortem has also reclaimed the even more prestigious (since not all franchises have been around for 15 years) points per game mark. Mortem has averaged 92.0 points per regular season game, just ahead of DDT’s 91.8.
The Jedi Masters continue to be the league leader in division play, with a .577 winning percentage there
Post Mortem also remains atop the high point week leader board with 22.5, with SIAP (20) and Hedfullalicker (19) just behind
Aaron Rodgers scored 407.15 points this season, 2nd only to Tom Brady’s 410.15 in 2007 (only 1 of the top 10 is a RB, Tomlinson’s amazing 2006 campaign)
Drew Brees, Tom Brady and Cam Newton are numbers 5-6-7 on that list
The Baltimore Ravens turned in the 10th best season by a defense ever
Dan Bailey (who has actually been on two teams this year) scored 147.8 points, the best year for a kicker (on a roster) in the stats era. Mason Crosby is 3rd and John Kasay is 9th on the kicker season scoring list
LeSean McCoy was the top RB on the year, and is 9th all-time in RB season scoring with 265.2 points
Rob Gronkowski had a TE season for the ages, scoring 217 points, nearly 47 more than Jimmy Graham, who actually had the 2nd best TE season ever. For comparison, remember that Antonio Gates guy? He has 5 of the top 10 TE seasons in PFFL history. Well… in his best year (2005), he scored 165
Wes Welker (212.1) and Calvin Johnson (198.2) notched the 5th and 6th best WR seasons in the stats era
Drew Brees continues to be the career player scoring leader, but we have a new entrant to the top 20. Aaron Rodgers has scored almost 1400 points, good enough for 17th on the list. Tony Romo, in the 13th spot with 1540 points, is the only other player in the top 17 whose first PFFL season was later than 2004.

PFFL Survivor – Finale

This wasn’t even close. Hedfullalicker beat The Hip 231-ish to 143-ish in their 2 week battle for Survivor. Hed wins $100, Hip gets $40 for making it this far.

Season High Points and High Points Against

Nothing changed in these two races this week. Tappa Kegga Day is the season high points champ, and WBM’s record setting points allowed total gives them the money for high points against. We won’t know the specific amount that WBM wins until January 1 when the final month of interest is applied in the PFFL bank account.

Playoff Preview

#1 seeded Hedfullalicker takes on 8th-seeded CSPJ. This is the first ever postseason meeting between these two clubs, but they have some recent regular season history as they both come from the East division. Hedfullalicker swept the season series with CSPJ, winning in week 2 by only three points, and again in week 9 by 24. Hedfullalicker enters with a 4-9 all-time record in the postseason – a history that includes two championship game losses and 7 first round defeats. CSPJ, meanwhile, is making their sixth playoff appearance (and third in a row), but has never won a game.
#2 seed Double D will battle 7th seed The Hip in a rematch of the 2003 championship game. Another matchup of division rivals from this season, Double D swept the series. In week 1, it was DD by 9 and in week 6, DD came out on top by a margin of 21. In their only other postseason meeting, The Hip won that championship, 85-71. Double D is making their 7th playoff appearance and is 4-2 in the first round. They are also the defending champions. The Hip returns to the postseason for the first time since 2005 (like Double D, they made the postseason 7 of their first 9 seasons. DD probably doesn’t want to match the 5-year drought that came next though) and hasn’t won a playoff game since their championship win over DD in 2003. Both teams are looking to become the first 3-time champion in PFFL history.
#3 seed Post Mortem will battle #5 SIAP in their third all-time playoff meeting. SIAP has won both previous postseason matchups, 116-80 in the 2000 semi-finals and 104.03 – 87.89 in the first round in 2008. These two met once this season, just 3 weeks ago, with Post Mortem coming out on top 87.41-72.09. This is Post’s 6th playoff appearance in the last 7 years, but they haven’t won a first round game since 2007 and are only 5-10 overall in playoff games. SIAP is one of the most successful postseason teams in league history, compiling a 14-8 overall playoff record, including two championships in FIVE championship game appearances. This is SIAP’s fifth straight playoff appearance and second straight #6 seed.
#4 seed Kramerica will take on #5 seed Tappa Kegga Day in the final postseason game. These two teams met in week 7 with Kramerica winning 97.97-78.69 to secure the tiebreaker that handed them the home field advantage in this game. They also have met once before in the playoffs, matching up in the first round of the 2007 playoffs with Kramerica prevailing 110.26 – 83.48. KI is making their 4th playoff appearance in 5 years, but has only won one first round game (against TKD in ’07) on their way to a 2-4 overall postseason record. TKD is in the postseason for the 6th time in 7 years, holds two league championships on the way to an overall 11-6 postseason record, but only has one first round win in their last four playoff appearances.

Some playoff stats:

Post Mortem and SIAP continue to lead the league with 11 playoff appearances, while Hedfullalicker pulls into a 3rd place tie with SaaBB at 10
Double D has made it to the postseason in 7 of their 9 seasons, the best frequency among active teams
Post Mortem is tied with TKD and the Jedi Masters for most division titles, with 5
SIAP is now tied with Hedfullalicker and SaaBB for most wild card appearances, with 7

Toilet Bowl

There are also two Toilet Bowl matchups this week: The Jedis vs Turd and WBM vs DDT.

PFFL Recap Babe

Butts. From top to “bottom”, Chrissy Teigen alone, then laying on a bed with Stacy Keibler and some other woman, followed by Irina Shayk and an ink blot. Then Stacy Keibler in a very artsily post-processed image, followed by Kate Upton looking pretty darn nice in black and white. And finally, Lady Gaga. All of these images are part of the CULO book, available now on Amazon for your last-minute Christmas shopping needs!

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2008 Week 8 Recap [Stacy Keibler]

Posted on October 28, 2008 by Post Mortem

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Correction: I previously stated that this was the final immunity of the season for Survivor. That was incorrect. There are still 6 teams alive. The highest scorer of those 6 will receive immunity and a spot in the final four THIS week.

The closest win in PFFL history, a record-tying start to the season, and the setup for a great playoff chase. Here’s what happened in the PFFL in week 8!

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Week 8 Highlights

Kramerica won their third straight game and assumed sole possession of first place in the East. This is also Kramerica’s third straight win in this series, which is now tied at 4 wins each.
Don’t look now, but SIAP is on a win streak. With a dominant performance in a win over reeling Hedfullalicker, SIAP is now .500 and firmly in wild card contention. This is SIAP’s 2nd straight win over Hed, giving them a 5-3 all-time lead in the matchup.
WBM handed TKD its third consecutive loss, ending a 3-game win streak by TKD in this series. WBM improved their record to 3-5 to get back into the wild card conversation, while TKD dropped to 4-4 and is down another wild card tiebreak. TKD still leads this series, 9-7.
In a matchup between the two lowest scoring teams in the league this week, Camel Toe beat Double D by 0.06 points. That, my friends, is the smallest victory margin in PFFL history. Both teams are now 2-6 and need to improve quickly to make a run at the postseason.
The battle of division leaders did not disappoint. Going into Monday night, SaaBB held a 7.74 point lead over Post Mortem, but Mortem had one player left, Rob Bironas. After the Tennessee kicker nailed two field goals totalling 78 yards early in the Monday Night game, Post Mortem had the lead and an 8-0 record. It is PM’s 4th straight win over SaaBB, putting Post’s series lead at 9-4-1. Despite having 5 more wins, PM has only outscored SaaBB by 47 points in their matchup history. For SaaBB, this was their first loss since week 1, ending a 6-game win streak.
Turd Ferguson kept pace in the West, dropping division rivals The Hip by 11. Turd now leads this all-time matchup, 8-4 with one more meeting to come this season.
The Jedi Masters exploded for league-high points this week, holding back a tough effort from CSPJ in their first meeting since 2005. The 51-point win gives TJM a 3-2 series advantage.

Record Watch

Post Mortem became only the second team in PFFL history to begin a season 8-0. This ties the record previously set by the team PM beat this week, SaaBB. SaaBB achieved the mark in 2004, ultimately finishing the regular season with a 10-4 record and losing in the playoff semifinals as a wild card team.
This is also only the 8th time that a team has won 8 straight games in a single season. In three instances, teams have won more than 8 straight within a single season, led by The Jedi Masters with 12 straight wins last year.
Camel Toe’s 0.06 point win over Double D is the smallest victory margin in league history, surpassing WBM’s 0.18 point win over DDT in 2005.
DDT became the 13th team to lose 25 division games. With an all-time division record of 33-25, DDT ties with Hedfullalicker as taking the second most time to record that 25th loss. SIAP took the longest — 64 games.

PFFL Survivor

With the weekly high points, The Jedi Masters locked immunity. This coming week is the last available immunity opportunity, and will determine one member of the Final Four. Meanwhile, The Hip’s second lowest point total of the season sent them off the island.

Immunity Winner: The Jedi Masters

Eliminated: The Hip

Out of Survivor: Camel Toe, Double D, Winning Beer Money, Duany Duany Tanning, Turd Ferguson, Tappa Kegga Day, Post Mortem, The Hip

Still Alive: Kramerica Industries, SaaBB, SIAP, The Jedi Masters, Hedfullalicker, CSPJ

View the current Survivor Standings

Postseason Races

East – This is the league’s most wide-open race. Kramerica Industries grabbed sole possession of first place this week, but has three teams only one game back. All five teams in the division have played each other exactly once, and will repeat that cycle in the next six weeks. The team with the most ground to make up is SIAP, who is 0-4 inside the division but 4-0 outside it. Week 9 division matchups: Kramerica vs TKD and SIAP vs Double D.

Central – SaaBB’s loss combined with The Jedi Masters’ win has created a closer race in the Central. The Jedis have already lost 2 games in the division and only have 2 left, so they need to beat SaaBB in week 11 and get some help from other teams (preferably another division foe) in defeating the Bowling Balls. In the bottom of the division, WBM is trying to make a late push and gets help from the schedule, with two games against cellar dwelling CSPJ remaining on the schedule. Week 9 division matchup: WBM vs CSPJ

West – Two of the four best records and half of the top 6 scoring teams reside in the West, but most of the division has been overshadowed by Post Mortem’s undefeated start to the season. PM has beaten each of its division opponents once, while no one else in the West is better than 2-2 inside the division. It’s certainly not a guarantee that Mortem wins the division, but it’s going to take a fairly huge collapse by PM and an outstanding run through a slew of tough division foes by someone else for it not to happen. Turd Ferguson’s spot in the West standings will be determined during a 4-week division-only stretch starting in week 10 while the other four teams square off in West battles this week. Week 9 division matchups: Post Mortem vs The Hip, Hedfullalicker vs Camel Toe

Wild Card – Think the NFL has parity? Check out the annual dogfight that is the wild card race in PFFL. Post Mortem and SaaBB appear to be in very comfortable position to mathematically lock up a playoff berth soon. Kramerica Industries and Turd Ferguson are both 5-3 and in firm control of their destinies, but are only one game ahead of a six-pack of teams at 4-4. WBM, Camel Toe, Double D and CSPJ must win games now if they want to get into this fight. The next few weeks will do a lot to separate the contenders and pretenders in this group, starting with some key matchups this week. Key wild card influencing matchups in week 9: Kramerica Industries (5-3) vs Tappa Kegga Day (4-4), The Jedi Masters (4-4) vs Duany Duany Tanning (4-4).

Recap Babe

Stacy Keibler has always had the legs, now she’s trying to get a real acting career going. She also says she’s a “nerd.” I guess nerdy girls all date a string of roided out freaks. She was also apparently in something on ABC Family recently…

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