A few stat changes in week 14 — none of which impacted game results (breathe easy, Tim)

• 3 yards were added to Adrian Peterson’s rushing total, adding 0.3 points to Turd Ferguson’s total
• Donovan McNabb had 4 yards removed from his rushing total as a sack previously awarded to the Giants was changed to a negative rushing play. This lowered DDT’s score by 0.4 because of McNabb and lowered The Jedi Masters’ score by 1 because the Giants D lost a sack.

Stat Change Babe

In addition to peddling Sconnie wear on campus, the Sconnie Girls are also huge proponents of accepting stat changes.

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• A 4-yard Chad Pennington rush was changed to a sack, adding .4 points back to Pennington’s (and WBM’s) score
• That same play turned into a sack for the New England defense, which was also started by Winning Beer Money, adding 1 more point
• A 7-yard passing play from Kyle Orton to Matt Forte was changed to a rushing play. The change did not impact Forte’s scoring day, but did result in .35 points being deducted from Orton’s total, dropping Camel Toe’s final score accordingly.

• The Jedi Masters, who started Steve Smith, get 0.4 more points.

This change does not resurrect TJM’s Survivor status, but it does pull them a little closer in one race:

Season High Points (corrected)

Sharp as a Bowling Ball used their head-to-head matchup against the #2 overall scorer to extend their lead this week:

1. SaaBB – 1098.66
2. The Jedi Masters – 1080.49 (18.17 PB)
3. Post Mortem – 1071.75 (26.91 PB)
4. Hedfullalicker – 1042.37 (56.29 PB)
5. SIAP – 1038.83 (59.83 PB)

Stat Change Babe

Marisa Miller modeled at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show this week in support of stat changes.

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• A 3-yard pass to Steve Breaston was originally credited to Larry Fitzgerald. This increased Breaston’s point total by 0.3 and dropped Fitzgerald’s by 0.3. The Fitzgerald stat change reduces Post Mortem’s final game score from 80.71 to 80.41.

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Danielle Lloyd returns to the PFFL blog to taunt Post Mortem’s loss of points.

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This week, we have a stat change that has changed the final result of a game:

• A Marc Bulger to Antonio Pittman 3-yard pass was added to the stats today. This gives Pittman 0.3 more points. And he was in Double D’s starting lineup. And they have now defeated Camel Toe, 68.43 – 68.19

Double D is now 3-5, only 2 games out of first in the East. Camel Toe drops to 1-7.

Stat Change Babe

Sophie Monk is here for Camel Toe.

One stat change had an impact on the PFFL scores this week.

• A 10-yard pass from Marc Bulger to Donnie Avery was changed to a running play. This deducted 10 yards from Bulger’s passing totals, and also deducted 0.5 point from Turd Ferguson.

Stat Change Babe

The stat changes babes have pretty much exclusively been British Page 3 (i.e. topless) models, so this is as good an excuse as any to post more Keeley pics. This set starts off with a rare picture of Keeley wearing clothes, then quickly moves on to her more typical attire.

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A couple stat changes this week had impacts on final scores in PFFL:

• An 11-yard rush was erroneously attributed to Marshawn Lynch, when it was actually Fred Jackson. This added 1.1 point to CSPJ’s total, and deducted 1.1 point from The Hip.
• A Ricky Williams negative yard play was changed from a negative rush to a sack, adding a point to the Chargers D. This added a point to Camel Toe’s score.

Stat Change Babe

Keeley Hazell in an older pic congratulates Ricky Williams on getting sacked.

My other lingerie covers even less of me

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Note: I have set the league site setting to automatically apply stat changes as they are loaded onto the myFantasyLeague system.

One stat change this week impacted the final score for Hedfullalicker.

• A Baltimore sack of Derek Anderson was changed to a -3 yard rushing play. This converted the sack to a tackle, removing one point from Hedfullalicker’s score.

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Can you tell that I’m a Keeley Hazell fan? She’s just ridiculouly hot… Here you will find the shots from her 2009 lingerie calendar, in which she strangely seems to be wearing not a lot of underwear… Definitely NSFW so proceed with caution.

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• A Maurice Jones-Drew fumble was changed to not a fumble. This means that Jones-Drew gets 2 points added back to his score (benefitting SIAP) and the Buffalo defense loses 2 points for the fumble recovery (hurting Post Mortem)
• SIAP now scored 101.7. Post Mortem now scored 116.42.

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Gemma Atkinson hotly supports all stat changes.

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There were a few stat changes in week 1 that I’ve updated things in the league for.

Only two of the changes impacted our league:

• A Chris Perry 5-yd reception was changed to a run. This deducted 5 yards from Carson Palmer’s passing yards total, and therefore deducted 0.25 points from Camel Toe’s score
• Jay Cutler’s passing yardage total was changed from 299 to 300. This gets him into passing yardage bonus territory, so Hedfullalicker’s point total increased 3.05 points

No game results were impacted by these changes.

Stat Change Babe? That’s Sophie Monk

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